Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

Make this thread great again!
But seriously, it's pretty hard to find and post new maps about schlongs

It is a very specific thread. Does this count?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This seemed appropriate.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Anatomically correct.

Trust me, I'm a doctor

 

[default24]

I LOVE that g-spot has a question mark after it. Because, who knows, right?

 

[jmarx20102012]

I live in a state shaped like a cock already.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Default and Lunation researching the next set of posts

 

[default24]

I live in a state shaped like a cock already.

 

[default24]

Default and Lunation researching the next set of posts

Hahaha! I love this

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Anatomically correct.

Trust me, I'm a doctor

I totes said lady flower just today.

Default and Lunation researching the next set of posts

Which one has the hole in the back of his head?

That looks uncomfortable. Gonna need some lube.

 

[default24]

Which one has the hole in the back of his head?

Probably lunation... maybe that's why he hasn't been around for so long?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Probably lunation... maybe that's why he hasn't been around for so long?

I shouldn't think that would stop him. You know how he is when he puts his mind to something.

 

[default24]

But with a hole in his mind? Might be kinda tricky, even for him

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

But with a hole in his mind? Might be kinda tricky, even for him

We should find something to plug it up.

You got anything on ya that we can stuff in a hole?

 

[default24]

We should find something to plug it up.

You got anything on ya that we can stuff in a hole?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pretty colors!

But I was thinking of something considerably more, um... maleable.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pretty colors!

But I was thinking of something considerably more, um... maleable.

Take your pick

 

[default24]

Take your pick

What in the holy hell

 

[Suz_anne]

Vive la France

 

[Trekka]

Cock map revival! Fist pumps!

Suz, excellent research.

And as a worldly woman, I gotta say, my experience tells me that this chart is startlingly accurate!

I also like the shape-age, in addition to the length. It rings true. Ahh Colombia. Ahh Brazil. Mmmmexico mmhmmm. Italy, Germany, yes, yes...

*Hums Memories...*

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have to say, as an American, my self esteem just bumped up an inch (or so).

 

[Trekka]

I have to say, as an American, my self esteem just bumped up an inch (or so).

Oh for sure, you guys are in good shape. I very much know this to be true.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh for sure, you guys are in good shape. I very much know this to be true.

I think it just bumped up even more.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is a church in Dixon, Illinois (you can find it on the map)

 

[Pantyboy74]

 

[Trekka]

Vouches for Ecuador! Oooh Egypt...