Cock Talk

[Lmizzler]

*there's no bourbon emoji*

 

[SassySheDevil]

The Alcohol Lick



Do you (generally) use alcohol to relax before sex?

No. I want to remember it and enjoy it.

What is your drink of choice?

I don't drink a lot since being a diabetic. But typically foo foo drinks.

What kind of drunk are you?

happy. Touchy feely, horny. Sad on occasion.

Do a few drinks make you silly, horny, tired, angry, sad, confident, or something else?

Same as above.

What crazy sexual thing did you do while drunk?

Sexual..i once had some pretty aggressive anal sex. That's really about it.

Have you experienced the horror of Whiskey Dick? How’d that go?

oh I'm sure there's been once or twice. But I was nice and the next day told him it was fantastic lol

If you are not a drinker, how do you relax before going out, getting laid, and/or overcoming (minor) social anxieties?

I don't really take anything. I can have horrible anxiety and social situations. But I really don't take anything to relax me. Most occasions that I would want that relaxation require driving home.

Let’s say you were willingly going to try something sexually adventurous, how many drinks would it take you to . . . (Fill in the blank)?

(answer that last one however you choose—butt sex, same sex, orgy, public sex—surprise us!)

Again I don't think I would want to be drunk or need something to relax me.

 

[cactusjack0584]

You guys are really letting me down.
I assumed you were all raging alcoholics.

I haven’t drank in almost 7 years

 

[MedicalMuse]

The Alcohol Lick

Do you (generally) use alcohol to relax before sex?

Nope. Sex for me needs to be unmuddled.

What is your drink of choice?

Bourbon when I drink

What kind of drunk are you?

Indiscriminately affectionate

Do a few drinks make you silly, horny, tired, angry, sad, confident, or something else?

Chatty and flirty.

What crazy sexual thing did you do while drunk?

Oh many of my sexual adventures have occurred while buzzed. I prefer not to mix alcohol and sex these days

Have you experienced the horror of Whiskey Dick? How’d that go?

Oh goodness. No. The opposite. I can be super turned on and it’ll take forever to cum. That’s annoying. Sometimes.

If you are not a drinker, how do you relax before going out, getting laid, and/or overcoming (minor) social anxieties?

I’m not socially anxious…

Let’s say you were willingly going to try something sexually adventurous, how many drinks would it take you to . . . (Fill in the blank)?

I am game for many things, no drinking necessary

(answer that last one however you choose—butt sex, same sex, orgy, public sex—surprise us!)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I can't even flirt in millennial

 

[hotwords229_A]

He definitely liked the girl girl action.

Hot damn!

Sexual..i once had some pretty aggressive anal sex. That's really about it.

I bet he was walking funny for a week!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Best gif yet.

She seems fun. I'd like to be friends with her

It really is one of the best gifs ever. She is basically a miracle.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I can't even flirt in millennial

I find that seductively winking, playing it cool while I introduce myself, and shaking my boobies, is usually sufficient

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It really is one of the best gifs ever. She is basically a miracle.

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

The only way this could be better is if your gold crocks were in frame

 

[deft]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

I love peek-a-boob!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am auditioning for orange is the new black

 

[deft]

I am auditioning for orange is the new black

I’d give you the part.

 

[summer_reine]

The Alcohol Lick

Do you (generally) use alcohol to relax before sex?

I don't know about now, but I needed it with my ex

What is your drink of choice?

Sugar free coolers with a shot of vodka

What kind of drunk are you?

99% of the time I'm a happy flirty silly drunk

Do a few drinks make you silly, horny, tired, angry, sad, confident, or something else?

Relaxed and silly, like I am not hiding

What crazy sexual thing did you do while drunk?

Hmm, craziest sex I had was sober. Still pretty tame compared to what I read about here

Have you experienced the horror of Whiskey Dick? How’d that go?

Horror? I mean it's hard for me trying to even jill sober. it's easier with a few drinks but impossible to get off with a few too many.

Let’s say you were willingly going to try something sexually adventurous, how many drinks would it take you to . . . (Fill in the blank)?

(answer that last one however you choose—butt sex, same sex, orgy, public sex—surprise us!)

If it took any drinks it wouldn't be worth it, I want to live those experiences in my full mind rather than a melted one

 

[hotwords229_A]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

I stand erected, I mean, corrected.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

Yes, yes you are!

 

[Endless_Night]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

Whoa!

The romper is a particularly nice touch.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

Peekaboob

 

[Apisto42]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

It’s a great gif. It’s a stupendous gif. I might even pay money for that gif, and I’m a stingy fucker about that kind of thing.

But you’re not giving an empty bottle fellatio, so it’s second place.

Now if your crocs were in frame? It’d be a toss up.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The Rubber Chicken

There has been an uptick in man dick in TV and movies over the past few years. But, it seems, many of the men are wearing prosthetic penises rather than using their own. Now the argument could be made that a lot of naked women’s breasts in movies are “fake” breasts, but they are still their real breasts, just enhanced. Where the guy is wearing a completely fake dick over his real dick.

(P.S. it took me a long time of seeing this gif before I noticed the big “fake” meat hanging between his legs).

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something) would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?
Would you be bothered by a real erection in an R-rated movie instead of the NC-17 that I think is required for hardons?
Would you prefer no penises in movies ever and let’s just keep the women doing the nude scenes like God intended?
How do you feel about the somewhat recent trend of exploiting the male body in entertainment?
Do you prefer penis scenes to be non-erotic or erotic in “mainstream” movies? (Generally speaking) In other words, would you be more inclined to watch full frontal male comedy or full frontal male eroticism?

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

I’d definitely prefer to see an actors real cock over prosthetic. Cocks are just nice to look at… x

 

[OnaTangent]

I’d definitely prefer to see an actors real cock over prosthetic. Cocks are just nice to look at… x

That said, movies are all about the illusion

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

That said, movies are all about the illusion

I’d best stick to reality then

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The Rubber Chicken

There has been an uptick in man dick in TV and movies over the past few years. But, it seems, many of the men are wearing prosthetic penises rather than using their own. Now the argument could be made that a lot of naked women’s breasts in movies are “fake” breasts, but they are still their real breasts, just enhanced. Where the guy is wearing a completely fake dick over his real dick.

(P.S. it took me a long time of seeing this gif before I noticed the big “fake” meat hanging between his legs).

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something) would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?

Depends? If it's supposed to be realistic, then real meat? If it's fantasy, then match the rest of the aesthetic? I'm sort of torn. On 1 hand (heh), porn has the masses wondering what normal dick looks like so reality would be helpful. On the other hand (heheh), isn't entertainment supposed to be fictional?

Would you be bothered by a real erection in an R-rated movie instead of the NC-17 that I think is required for hardons?

I think any genitalia, male or female, should be NC-17. Breast? PG-13 to R (big ole depends here on so many factors). Butts? PG-13.
And sorry for using US ratings.

Would you prefer no penises in movies ever and let’s just keep the women doing the nude scenes like God intended?

Purely for equality, no. I think it will either lessen the exploitation of women, especially younger ones in their earlier career, or increase it for men. But in this case, it would result in more exposure of exploitation, which would thereby reduce it.

How do you feel about the somewhat recent trend of exploiting the male body in entertainment?

All's fair?

Do you prefer penis scenes to be non-erotic or erotic in “mainstream” movies? (Generally speaking) In other words, would you be more inclined to watch full frontal male comedy or full frontal male eroticism?

Irrelevant? I'm never jonesing for johnson.

 

[SixShooter14]

Depends? If it's supposed to be realistic, then real meat? If it's fantasy, then match the rest of the aesthetic? I'm sort of torn. On 1 hand (heh), porn has the masses wondering what normal dick looks like so reality would be helpful. On the other hand (heheh), isn't entertainment supposed to be fictional?


I think any genitalia, male or female, should be NC-17. Breast? PG-13 to R (big ole depends here on so many factors). Butts? PG-13.
And sorry for using US ratings.


Purely for equality, no. I think it will either lessen the exploitation of women, especially younger ones in their earlier career, or increase it for men. But in this case, it would result in more exposure of exploitation, which would thereby reduce it.


All's fair?


Irrelevant? I'm never jonesing for johnson.

I echo all of this