hotoldrguy
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and trueThank you that's kind.
Cock Talk
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dawn_of_night
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Happy new year
hotoldrguy
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Happy New YearHappy new year
hotwords229_A
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“Mrs. Bitness you need to tell her to cover up! We’re going through five curtains a day! My husband had to get a second job just to pay for all the curtains and Gatorade!”
Cogan
In a shower near you
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No, I'm quite open about my exhibitionism. I'm not running around swinging my dick in public but on lit I'll gladly show in private if I'm asked.I’m-bare-assed
All questions are about consensual exhibition, including fantasy only—not real life forcing others to be naked or to having to see you naked, ya pervs!
Are you a closet exhibitionist?
Yes. And it was not sexual at all. Just awkward.
Pic exchange on lit for me. My partner is not into that.
Neither. It's a rush and a turn on.
I don't have any......but if mutual masturbation counts I have.
Zero.
I think you are on to something here.....
It depends on the situation. At parties it's a bit of both or in the middle.
N/A
I'm not picky. Any!
Picture exchange?
Cogan
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Oh my! I think I'll sit here for a while.......
UnquietDreams
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Now that I am single, I have contemplated it, but she plays in a playground I avoid -- she works with people who need strong impact (or more -- she has a mean hand with a bullwhip).This is interesting. I wonder what it would be like if you did visit her. Being good friends seems like it would have to change the dynamic no matter how professional she is.
Also, how could you have a friendly conversation over tea and crumpets after that?
And as you point out, I am afraid it would change the dynamic too much. I value her too much to cross that line.
Probably spread with marmite. Either the crumpets or @UnquietDreams, before you ask.Also, how could you have a friendly conversation over tea and crumpets after that?
dawn_of_night
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Uh. Is it a rough pill to swallow??Oh my! I think I'll sit here for a while.......
Cogan
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dawn_of_night
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Well if it's that big I'd have a hard time swallowing it tooLet me put it like this......
Cogan
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It feels that big sometimes but when I pass a mirror I get reminded of the truth.....
LadyLascivious1
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I’ll give it some more thought, but I immediately thought of two.
- @Endless_Night announcing she was going to masturbate in the bathtub in front of a mirror…and then being absolutely mortified and aghast when she realized what she said based on a misunderstanding
- When @aussiegeekygal and @Lord Pmann accidentally saw each others bits at separate times after avoiding it for a decade
I’m inHow generous of you to offer yourself
Lmizzler
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Ahhhh memories!!!I’ll give it some more thought, but I immediately thought of two.
- @Endless_Night announcing she was going to masturbate in the bathtub in front of a mirror…and then being absolutely mortified and aghast when she realized what she said based on a misunderstanding
- When @aussiegeekygal and @Lord Pmann accidentally saw each others bits at separate times after avoiding it for a decade
I’m in
dawn_of_night
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I don't hang out here enough to get extra credit...
But.... My favorite memory this year was when @UnquietDreams said I owed him a new nose.... And when he made my birthday present
aussiegeekygal
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HE POSTED A VIDEO OF HIS DICK IN A VACUUM IN MY PROCLIVITIES THREADWhen @aussiegeekygal and @Lord Pmann accidentally saw each others bits at separate times after avoiding it for a decade
LadyLascivious1
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You were not the only oneHE POSTED A VIDEO OF HIS DICK IN A VACUUM IN MY PROCLIVITIES THREAD
MischiefMakerAlways
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HE POSTED A VIDEO OF HIS DICK IN A VACUUM IN MY PROCLIVITIES THREAD
If that's the worst thing you've ever seen on the Internet, you aren't doing that bad.You were not the only onetraumatizedcaught unaware by that incident
aussiegeekygal
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YOU FUCKING INSTIGATED IT
aussiegeekygal
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I'm not as salty about the dick as I am about my primo porn being tainted by those awful shorts
deefalttwunnyfor
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aussiegeekygal
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My favorite memory of 2024 was learning I could ask to see people's photos of they had expired. I thought there was a rule against that or something....
LadyLascivious1
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Only because I steadfastly avoid almost all links. And anything in @Chillygirl’s don’t Google thread
deefalttwunnyfor
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This has to be the longest running joke on Lit
LadyLascivious1
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Longer than the watermelon or fucking a vacuum?
