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Different shortsThis has to be the longest running joke on Lit
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Different shortsThis has to be the longest running joke on Lit
The lobster pants thing predates that doesn't it? I swear that's from a solid decade agoLonger than the watermelon or fucking a vacuum?
He's referencing the crustacean shorts. Were they lobsters? I can't remember... And yes, that's an OLDIELonger than the watermelon or fucking a vacuum?
Yeah, that's gotta be a decade old. Early littiquette daysThe lobster pants thing predates that doesn't it? I swear that's from a solid decade ago
papachains would be proudYeah, that's gotta be a decade old. Early littiquette days
I know, and I'm still literally belly laughing about it when I see statements like this.YOU FUCKING INSTIGATED IT
Haha, taint. HahaI'm not as salty about the dick as I am about my primo porn being tainted by those awful shorts
The what now thread?Only because I steadfastly avoid almost all links. And anything in @Chillygirl’s don’t Google thread
You’ve been warnedThe what now thread?
A little bitAre you a closet exhibitionist?
Not that I rememberHave you ever been caught naked accidentally?
I post pics on here. And I’ve had some fun in public, but not with the intent of actually being seen. More the sneakiness and the potential.Do you and/or your partner take part in any form of exhibitionism?
Definitely not embarrassment.Is embarrassment part of your exhibitionism or do you feel empowered by it?
Wouldn’t you like to know!What is your sexiest exhibitionist fantasy?
Does visual admiration or observation from a partner count? Or only being seen by others?What percentage of your masturbation fantasies include you being “seen”?
I love feeling desired. It also helps me get out of my head sometimes.What do you think makes exhibitionism sexy (to you or others)? Is it feeling desired?
I enjoy being the center of attention, in the right context. I’d never describe myself as a wallflower, but I am more reserved in certain situations. And I don’t want to be stripped in public!If you are an exhibitionist, do you often like being the center of attention normally, or are you a wallflower that wants to be stripped in public?
I’d be open to finding ways to explore that, for sure. I’m not sure how exactly but I’d be open to the dialogueIf you found out your partner was a closet exhibitionist, would you want to help them out, how would you?
Perform?? Hm. I think tequila shots would need to be involved. And probably some escalating teasing in a receptive environment. Perform is a strong word though lolWhat sex act would arouse you to perform in front of others?
This has to be the longest running joke on Lit
Longer than the watermelon or fucking a vacuum?
Different shorts
Pmann has provided us with many entertaining long running jokes. No one even brought up the pony play.The lobster pants thing predates that doesn't it? I swear that's from a solid decade ago
Should we tag him now?Pmann has provided us with many entertaining long running jokes. No one even brought up the pony play.
Yes. Yes, I would.Wouldn’t you like to know!
There’s one involving a dais…
Let’s see if he can sense it through the Force.Should we tag him now?
To be fair, that was Trekka and I that cooked up that one. In 2022. I remember where I was because we were laughing so hard I criedPmann has provided us with many entertaining long running jokes. No one even brought up the pony play.
He loves the attention.He has been a delightful sport about it though!
HE POSTED A VIDEO OF HIS DICK IN A VACUUM IN MY PROCLIVITIES THREAD
I must be the only person on Lit who has seen this spectacle.You were not the only onetraumatizedcaught unaware by that incident
I didn’t see it either and thank my lucky stars that this train wreck was avoided.I must be the only person on Lit who has seen this spectacle.
I feel so unsullied.
On the other hand, I did catch those lobster slacks the first time around.
I must be the only person on Lit who has seen this spectacle.
I feel so unsullied.
On the other hand, I did catch those lobster slacks the first time around.
I saw it. I can’t help but click things.I didn’t see it either and thank my lucky stars that this train wreck was avoided.
*nods*I didn’t see it either and thank my lucky stars that this train wreck was avoided.
I simply do not understand this about you.I saw it. I can’t help but click things.
I did contribute to that threadTo be fair, that was Trekka and I that cooked up that one. In 2022. I remember where I was because we were laughing so hard I cried
He has been a delightful sport about it though!
I have to know!I simply do not understand this about you.
Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
We thank you and everyone else who helped make that vacation prank so incredibly successfulI did contribute to that thread
I have not either.I must be the only person on Lit who has seen this spectacle.
I feel so unsullied.
Most of it was in the vacuum hose if that makes you feel any better.I have not either.
Not my jam.
Only pics of dicks I want to see are my own, when I'm sending them.
"Most" is the key word there.Most of it was in the vacuum hose if that makes you feel any better.