Cock Talk

[Deleted member 6592667]

It’s all in the behind.

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Damn right. Yummy.

After a relationship has ended, how honest are you with the forensic audit of what went wrong?

I thought we were talking about buttstuff.

I try my best to be real. You have to be if you want to grow and be better.

Who would you say was at fault more times than not in your past relationships falling apart?

Pretty much equal I'd say. There have been times where I had a toxic partner and there have been times I just checked out and left. And sometimes you just can't be what the other person needs.

On average, have you remained friends with, or at least civil with, your past flings?

Mostly at least civil. There's a couple I'm still in touch with, although that's not necessarily a habit.

Do you try not to make the same mistakes picking a partner or are you a recidivist bad relationship participant?

I do my best to not repeat whatever mistakes I personally made. It's not really about assigning blame, it's about taking accountability. And relationships and picking partners is a crapshoot. Not many people become the same people they were when you first met them. So it's a gamble.

What is the biggest thing you learned about yourself that you did wrong in past relationships that you have fixed about yourself moving forward?

For myself it was learning to be more present. Relationships, the real ones, are more than just hanging out and fucking. Figuring out what to put in those spaces can be hard.

Have you ever rekindled a failed relationship? How did that go?

Not really?

Why do you think some people have a better relationship with each after they break up?

People do this? I dunno. Maybe they've reached the end point and pulled it together post breakup.

If you could say one random thing to a past partner, what would it be?

I think the best thing honestly is to say nothing.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Her poop deck was covered in seamen.
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Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

Ew no! Just kidding. Yes I love it.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

In fact yes I have. I can be a nasty motherfucker.

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

Gave myself a facial by accident once. Not really a problem though.

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

I like it wherever really. It's all about what the moment calls for. I love the intimacy of cumming inside my partner, also I love the raw nastiness of seeing my cum on them too. Tits especially. But anywhere is good.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

Oh yeah, sometimes I'm like a fucking bazooka. And I've dated squirters where I'm like "DAMN baby."

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?

Um, no.

Are you turned off by cum? Why?

Fuck no. It's a beautiful thing.

How do you feel about autofellatio?

I used to be able to do it when I was younger and way more skinny. I didn't really feel anything about it. It's not the most comfortable experience. Lol

What questions do you have about cum?

Where do you cum from?

 

[BongoGal]

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

It's sort of funny how many ejaculations I was, um, intimately involved with before I actually saw one for real. All the other times, it was dark or under sheets or in an orifice It wasn't a planned thing, but one sunny morning, my gentleman caller du jour received a handy from me while I was watching. I felt a tightening, then a spasm, and then...blast-off. I think I may have uttered a quiet 'Whoa'. I didn't expect to see it get so completely airborne. (As the years went on, and the various gentlemen got older, things have eased into more of a happy dribble.)

 

[MindYaBitness]

Her poop deck was covered in seamen.
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This pic is causing There aint nothing like a dame! Notjing in the world! to run through my head.

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

Absolutely, I love seeing it, knowing I'm a part of getting him there, and if in person I love the feel of it.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

Nope. I post pics pretty frequently, and I'm not an idiot, I'm aware that some are sitting in someone's spank banks. That doesn't mean I want to know about it!

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

Some got in my hair once, didn't realize it, and it dried stiff and I about pulled the hair out of my head tying to brush it.

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

I'm pretty fine with it anywhere that turns him on the most, though I've got some misgivings about the whole face/eye thing.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

It hit the wall once, that was pretty funny.

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?

No, but being in the forest gets me a little enervated

Are you turned off by cum? Why?

Nope, not at all. Love it!

How do you feel about autofellatio?

Why not, I mean, it probably wouldn't feel as good as it would if someone else did it, but still likely better than your own hand.

What questions do you have about cum?

Why are guys obsessed with the amount of cum. I dont care if it's a litre or a teaspoon, as long as the orgasm is achieved, what's the difference????

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This pic is causing There aint nothing like a dame! Notjing in the world! to run through my head.

And one of my favorite quotes as well, "Maybe Congress made you an officer, but God made you a woman..."

Why are guys obsessed with the amount of cum. I dont care if it's a litre or a teaspoon, as long as the orgasm is achieved, what's the difference????

For me, and I acknowledge the ridiculousness of it, is because it gives me a sense of virility and masculinity. Why do guys think they need to be extremely muscular? To be more of a man. To me, a little "blop" or dribble makes me feel weak, and the last thing in the world I want to feel is weak about my manhood.

I wonder if it's also the porn effect. Most male pornstars are significantly larger than average and porn makes a big deal about the size of the load and creampies, etc. So that may have some influence as well?

 

[Guyblue82]

And one of my favorite quotes as well, "Maybe Congress made you an officer, but God made you a woman..."


For me, and I acknowledge the ridiculousness of it, is because it gives me a sense of virility and masculinity. Why do guys think they need to be extremely muscular? To be more of a man. To me, a little "blop" or dribble makes me feel weak, and the last thing in the world I want to feel is weak about my manhood.

I wonder if it's also the porn effect. Most male pornstars are significantly larger than average and porn makes a big deal about the size of the load and creampies, etc. So that may have some influence as well?

I certainly think it’s a matter of comparison when guys are younger…. The only measuring stick is porn and often it’s smoke and mirrors

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yes, same here. My orgasms got a lot more intense too. From "Bloody hell, that was good!" to "OMFG that was amazing and I can still feel aftershocks all through my body!" along with convulsions that sometimes have me almost doubled over (or can be just toe curls).

Yes!! Since the ejaculate is thicker, my body had to work harder to push it out, which just made it so much better.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?
Not really. Sometimes. It's the person and connection for me. Semen triggers a disgust circuit in me that has a very fine hair trigger.
I do love watching the overall moment, though. The way his body tenses, the look of relaxation the moment it's over. The feeling of relief I experience as an independent observer. It's good stuff.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?
No and no. Just nope.

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?
My hair. But I also found it kind of hot because that was one hell of a mis-fire.

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?
I freaking love feeling a guy cum in me. There's a real eroticism in it for me.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us: no. Not really. I can feel the difference between partners though.


Do geysers at National parks make you horny?
Haha, yes actually. Yellowstone is a FANTASTIC place to take me on a date.

Are you turned off by cum? Why?
Yes. The smell. The texture. The smell.
(I think I'm way more gay than I give myself credit for?... I dunno why. I just an l am.)

How do you feel about autofellatio?
Can I watch?

What questions do you have about cum?

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?
I like know it's happening. A visual isn't necessary.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?


Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?
It happened in my mouth once, with no warning or prior discussion. *snarls*

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?
Inside? On my tummy is not a problem.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:
Nope.

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?
No!

Are you turned off by cum? Why?
Oh, yeah. I do believe I've told the story of the Litster I had to put on ignore because his AV was a guy (with beard) covered in ejaculate. Made me heave every time he posted. It's making me heave right now, remembering.

Unless it's attached to a guy I am really into, it's just gross in every tactile and visual way. I have to be really into someone, and then it's a matter of it's pleasing to them, or my pleasure in a physical manifestation that they find me arousing.

And even then it would have to be in person. No pictures.

How do you feel about autofellatio?
One of the many things I did not know existed before stumbling onto Lit.

What questions do you have about cum?
No. I have a comment. Why do you ask so many questions about the stuff?

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?
I do it looks like VICTORY!

Okay. I laughed.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why do you ask so many questions about the stuff?

In this case, it’s because I saw that pic on tumblr and I wanted to use the seamen on the poop deck joke.

Also because it’s fascinating. It’s fun, it’s funny, it’s gross, it’s sexy, it creates life and it can destroy a dress. It’s a very interesting substance!

 

[Mei5ter]

Yeah, but a mouth is way better than a hand, plus tongue work!

Is it though? And is a mouth better than a hand plus tongue work?

If I could suck myself off, believe me everyone would know. I would start every conversation with it, it would be on my resume and every Christmas card I sent out.

Thank you for giving me an opportunity to trot out all the I'm Creaming Of A White Christmas/Cums Once A Year/His Sack Is Bulging festive puns nearly eleven months early!

HR would like a word about your resume though.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Her poop deck was covered in seamen.
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Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

If I am the reason for it and it's someone I'm involved with then I absolutely love it

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

I have had the occasional one or two. I had a vid sent too of someone enjoying himself to one of my pics. I loved that! But, like the question above, I wouldn't want one from a stranger.

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

Hair. But I really dislike it on my face too.

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

Other than hair and face I'm good! But if it goes on my skin then it needs to cleaned up super fast. If it's inside then we can snuggle a little first

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

My adventures in Lit and life have really made me aware of the differences. From spurting out like a fire hose to a small but satisfying trickle. They're all delightful to see. I was shocked the first time I gushed everywhere! That was fun!

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?

There are days a slight breeze makes me horny but this is a no

Are you turned off by cum? Why?

Only when it goes cold and claggy

How do you feel about autofellatio?

If you guys can do it then I'm impressed!

What questions do you have about cum?

Not really a question but... It took me a while to get a little experience and for a good long time I thought male ejaculation would be really painful with how you guys tense up during.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

Yes, I do. I like it in an “I’m fascinated” way. And in a “pat myself on the back bc I did that” way. Also in a “Holy hell that’s hot” type way.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

From my person? Sure I’d welcome that. I’d take it as a compliment. Seeing that he was that turned on by my picture? I love that.
But an unexpected tribute pic? No, those are a big turn off. I’m not a fan. That crosses a boundary for me.

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

A misfire into my eye. We got a good laugh out of it though!

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

Inside me is intimate and I think of having him with me. He’s a part of me. It’s basic instinct and it’s as raw and natural as one can get.
On my skin is..well.., I feel claimed and marked and that’s super fucking sexy.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum?

Yes I have been surprised at the distance it’s been shot.

Tell us:
Do geysers at National parks make you horny?

They hadn’t.. but now maybe I’ll look at them a different way!

Are you turned off by cum? Why?

Unsolicited cum pics or info from someone I don’t want them from — anything like that is a turn off.

How do you feel about autofellatio?

I’m happy for him that he is so talented!

What questions do you have about cum?

I know that there is the achy blue balls feeling. What about after you cum? Is there a drained-achy feeling too? Obviously after you cum, there’s some relief. But is there a specific physical feeling that happens after you’ve expelled a large amount of cum?

 

[morelikeasong]

After a relationship has ended, how honest are you with the forensic audit of what went wrong?

I’m pretty honest with that type of thing. Maybe a little over critical of myself.

Who would you say was at fault more times than not in your past relationships falling apart?

Almost always them.

On average, have you remained friends with, or at least civil with, your past flings?

There’s one [lit] ex that was a major dickbag to me when I dumped him. We haven’t been in contact since, though I’m sure we’d be civil if we were. Otherwise yes I’m friends with or civil with all. I’m not a high conflict person.

Do you try not to make the same mistakes picking a partner or are you a recidivist bad relationship participant?

I try.

What is the biggest thing you learned about yourself that you did wrong in past relationships that you have fixed about yourself moving forward?

That I don’t stand up for my feelings or value myself enough. I’m working on it.

Have you ever rekindled a failed relationship? How did that go?

I considered and then decided against it pretty quickly. I don’t do the back and forth thing.

Why do you think some people have a better relationship with each after they break up?

Because they can see each other as individuals and get along on that level, outside of how they are or aren’t meeting their needs.

If you could say one random thing to a past partner, what would it be?

Take me off the pedestal. It’s not true and doesn’t do you any good.

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

Yep! If it’s for me, that is. Don’t really care about the cumshot in porn.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

Is this still a thing? Does it have to be a physical photo with cum on it to count? Because I think most people would be looking at digital pics of me and probably not cumming right on their computer screen, though that would be an amusing accident.
But knowledge or evidence that my photo(s) helped my partner cum? Yes please.

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

Echoing some of the other ladies here—hair

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

In! In is the best and most preferred. It’s the most connected and erotic and intimate and primal.
But I also love the feel of it on my ass or tits or belly. And the look of it on my pubic hair.
No facials, though, that’s a hard limit for me.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:
Do geysers at National parks make you horny?
Are you turned off by cum? Why?
How do you feel about autofellatio?
What questions do you have about cum?

Not much to say about these ones
Pretty much all: no, not really.

 

[morelikeasong]

I loved you then as I love you still
Though I put you on a pedestal they put you on the pill

Although... ... that's more like a song.

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[hotwords229_A]

I know that there is the achy blue balls feeling. What about after you cum? Is there a drained-achy feeling too? Obviously after you cum, there’s some relief. But is there a specific physical feeling that happens after you’ve expelled a large amount of cum?

The blue balls ache is not pleasant and even after cumming, it still kind of aches. Not as bad and not for long, but the whole experience isn’t fun. I wouldn’t say “drained-achy” just achy-achy.

It can also make your dickhole burn! Like when shampoo gets in it.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I know that there is the achy blue balls feeling. What about after you cum? Is there a drained-achy feeling too?

Depends. If it's been a slow build over the course of a whole day or longer, there's just a tension that lingers. However, post orgasm ache typically recedes quickly. If it was more spontaneous and a quicky, then no - no ache or emptiness feeling. It was mostly an endorphin rush.

Obviously after you cum, there’s some relief. But is there a specific physical feeling that happens after you’ve expelled a large amount of cum?

If it's after an edging or slow build situation, it's like being relaxed after a deep tissue massage. Emotional and mental alertness fades. Every muscle in my lower abdomen and pelvic area has gone from heightened stress and tension to mush. If it's a really powerful orgasm/ejaculation my hip flexors may be weak enough to make me stumble if I attempt to walk with any sense of purpose.

It's a wonderful feeling.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

Yes, I had a nymphomaniac who dripped puddles, loved it. I also like when I cum a lot, with big globs of thick cum. I also use it as lube on the head of my dick.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

I enjoy receiving them and giving them. I enjoy sending them and blaming her, any excuse to give a spanking. I also like knowing that she is hot and wet for me.

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

While jerking off, my cum shot high up and caught me in the face lol.

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

I prefer inside of her, soooo wet and warm.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?

No lol

Are you turned off by cum? Why?

When she squirts, leaves puddles or I cum heavy is sexy to me. Just feels like I have me inside of her, knowing she can't get rid of me.

How do you feel about autofellatio?

Not for me

What questions do you have about cum?

Just want to know how the ladies feel about thick cum. If they life it thick and why ,

 

[Wand3rlust]

Her poop deck was covered in seamen.
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Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

if its because of me, my words, my pictures, my touch? Then yes. If I can't feel it, I'd love to see it.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

I don't overly get it. I wouldn't want to know. But if someone was close to... I'd like to think they had more contact with me than a picture. But. It can be hot with someone special. I think I've only known about it once.

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

i dont think anywhere is particularly bad. The face would be the worst if it was unexpected. I don't think I've ever not been asked.

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

In me is always the best. But on me? Wherever THEY would prefer.
I'd find it hard to cum IN someone. But ON someone? Yes please.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

not that I've felt. Not cum alone anyway. It's usually been the feel of the orgasm.. the pulsing, thrusting moment of ejaculation. I wouldn't say shocked though..
I'm always shocked when I squirt (spellchecker wanted to make that word 'squirrel'!) Cos there never seems to be any rhyme or reason....

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?

I dont think we have those here... we do have geezers. They don't necessarily make me horny...

Are you turned off by cum? Why?

not in and of itself. But it does depend who's it is.

How do you feel about autofellatio?

No thoughts really. But I'd love to watch.

What questions do you have about cum?

Nope.

 

[Endless_Night]

In this case, it’s because I saw that pic on tumblr and I wanted to use the seamen on the poop deck joke.

Ah. I do believe you are the only purveyor of questions on Lit that starts with an image as a jumping off point.

It's unique!

Also because it’s fascinating. It’s fun, it’s funny, it’s gross, it’s sexy, it creates life and it can destroy a dress. It’s a very interesting substance!

You have answered my question.

I still don't get the fascination, but you have answered.

 

[Apisto42]

Her poop deck was covered in seamen.
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Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

No, I’m too busy enjoying ejaculating! It’s a blissful, literally orgasmic moment.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

Nope. Who the fuck prints out pics?

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

My ass crack from were our combined fluids dripped out of her while she rode me? Just a pain in the ass (hah) to clean up.

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

In her pussy is the best.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

I hit myself in the face a few times. That was surprising.

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?

Nope.

Are you turned off by cum? Why?

Nope. It’s mine. I made it. It’s part of me. Out seeing the world, meeting new people.

How do you feel about autofellatio?

It wasn’t as great as I thought it would be.

What questions do you have about cum?

None.

 

[Apisto42]

Serious question for anyone who's had a vasectomy - did your texture change? Or do you not know? Mine got MUCH thicker. I guess my swimmers arrived with their own, much thinner fluid. Having those valves closed, there's a notable change. I could go into much further detail, but I'm not sure anyone wants that unless they have a morbid curiosity. But, feel free to ask here or privately if you'd like to compare notes.

No changes. Though it’s been 20 ish years. Still same volume and consistency within my normal parameters.

Highly recommend if you’re done having kidlets.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No changes. Though it’s been 20 ish years. Still same volume and consistency within my normal parameters.

Highly recommend if you’re done having kidlets.

I think it's interesting that is different for some and not others. There is absolutely a difference with me - and I know I'm good and snipped because they had to do it to me TWICE.