Come on over!

[raindancer]

Come on over and bring some wood! I'm running out!

 

[gravyrug]

i was thinking about coming over til i saw the canned boiled peanuts

Especially since they're easy to make in the crock pot. Aaand now I've given myself a craving.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'll bring ya some wood alright.

 

[neci]

/john wayne

 

[raindancer]

I need more wood and beer!

 

[lovetoread]

damn it, i want some real boiled peanuts

can someone run over to the jockey lot and bring some to me?

 

[Greypowerful]

/john wayne

Harsh!

 

[Saint Peter]

I had to move my wood for a project and now I have to move it back for another project.

Judging from the pictures one chord would fuel one rainy fire...


...for an hour or so.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Bonfire party with southern treats, beer and me!
Seriously. Come over.

Oh, you had me at smoked oysters and your cute girl feets in (shockingly clean) white low-top All-Stars.

Is it dark yet? Let's tell spooky stories!

Years ago an old girlfriend told me this story. She was a photographer, and all around outdoorsy gal. She'd taken a long weekend to go camping alone well past the outskirts of Austin. This wasn't out of the ordinary for her in the least. She'd picked a spot miles from anything save this old, dilapidated, home that was the subject of every local freaky story.....serial killers had lived there, it was haunted, teenagers had been slain there years ago after a drunken orgy...basically every scary story and cautionary tale you grew up with. She was there to try and capture that mythology in her photographs of the place. She said the shoot went well, she recalled that the nights were a little restless, but then a blue norther can howl louder than wolves on an otherwise quiet Texas night. It wasn't until she'd returned to civilization that she discovered something chilling. In her darkroom as she developed the photographs, she discovered three extras that she'd not taken.....there were in fact of her, sleeping. One for each night she had been there.

The only way that would be worse would be if there was cum on my face in the photos.

#MakeAPostSmuttyBySwitchingAKeyWord

 

[raindancer]

I ran out of wood so I went inside. I fell asleep on the sofa watching Mind of a Chef on Netflix. I think I ate too many smoked oysters. Or maybe it was the beer.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I wish I could have come. I want to try these boiled peanuts, I love fires beyond words.

What did rainy say before? Mushy nuts? It's about right, but not mushy....just soft like a bean......effortless to shell, the flavor is changed somewhat from roasted peanuts, they taste more like a mild bean also, maybe? I dunno... I always considered them a deep south thing and I'm surprised rainy and others even know from that. If the next fire party has souse and crackers I'll have to rush over immediately because hog head cheese is my embedded agent trigger mechanism.

As for fires, you can't really enjoy one properly until you get your kit off.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[raindancer]

There are boiled peanut stands from here to the coast! If I had a dollar for every boiled peanut I've eaten, I'd be rich.
A Yankee friend says they taste like green beans.

I can provide hogshead cheese!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thør]

I ran out of wood so I went inside. I fell asleep on the sofa watching Mind of a Chef on Netflix. I think I ate too many smoked oysters. Or maybe it was the beer.

Smoked oysters? We only have canned up this way and those are from China. Have you found any from non-Chinese sources?

 

[raindancer]

There are quite a few brands that are USA produced, in my area. Crown Prince is my favorite.


Elle, yes. I believe so.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I am currently wearing my panties, a pair of socks and some old lady gold sneakers I have purchased for touristic purposes. When I have got used to these I have some floral plimsols to adjust to. And a duvet. So is this unhappy outfit near enough to naked?

OH I could never see fit to judge, only you can know. But it sounds like you could go from covered to uncovered the way James Brown used to throw his cape to the ground before he took 'em to the bridge. So the firedancer society could go from sleepy story time to naked crisco twister in the blink of an eye. My physics professor always said potential is the sexiest form of energy around.

 

[thør]

There are quite a few brands that are USA produced, in my area. Crown Prince is my favorite.

Crown Prince smoked oysters are a product of China, except that Crown Prince Naturals are a product of South Korea.

All the ones at the store yesterday were from China.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

There are boiled peanut stands from here to the coast! If I had a dollar for every boiled peanut I've eaten, I'd be rich.
A Yankee friend says they taste like green beans.

I can provide hogshead cheese!

I love hogshead cheese. Especially when it looks like below where you can see all the bits of WTF in there. This one in the link almost has too much identifiable shit.....they must not have used the knuckles and tails in it. I like it to be spicy too, black pepper and cayenne. It's revolting to most people, I find. I could eat my weight.

Souse, aka hogs head cheese. apologies the pic is yuge.

Elliecorn, it's the same thing as brawn. This food comes from the old country, and it may not be for everybody.... but to those who enjoy it there is little better. Much like a certain someone I know wearing golden slippers and a quilt as daywear.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love hogshead cheese. Especially when it looks like below where you can see all the bits of WTF in there. This one in the link almost has too much identifiable shit.....they must not have used the knuckles and tails in it. I like it to be spicy too, black pepper and cayenne. It's revolting to most people, I find. I could eat my weight.

Souse, aka hogs head cheese. apologies the pic is yuge.

Elliecorn, it's the same thing as brawn. This food comes from the old country, and it may not be for everybody.... but to those who enjoy it there is little better. Much like a certain someone I know wearing golden slippers and a quilt as daywear.

So this is nothing related to cheese then?

Elle, it reminds me of the innards of a pork pie.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

So this is nothing related to cheese then?

Elle, it reminds me of the innards of a pork pie.

Somehow I knew this would bring you to the yard. Fear not....I have Whorgina survival kits in my courier bag....Gouda.....brie....Roquefort, and Gruyere...

 

[Saint Peter]

Hog brains with a sprig of mint.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Somehow I knew this would bring you to the yard. Fear not....I have Whorgina survival kits in my courier bag....Gouda.....brie....Roquefort, and Gruyere...

My God, you arouse me so.