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Come sit on Santa's lap 2011

Since Santa granted my wish from last year.........I will have to come back after I think of something really good.
 
Well...

there is something I want from a certain male Litster....and I have been a really good girl except for one incident where I was a bad girl...so I am hoping for Christmas he will give me what I want...*starts humming "Santa Baby"

:rose:
 
sunshinegirl05 said:
Since Santa granted my wish from last year.........I will have to come back after I think of something really good.
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Santa grants the wishes for good little boys and girls. Good at what you ask? Well I will leave that up to each individual :)
 
sereneone4u said:
Well...

there is something I want from a certain male Litster....and I have been a really good girl except for one incident where I was a bad girl...so I am hoping for Christmas he will give me what I want...*starts humming "Santa Baby"

:rose:
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Well I can feel you clearly wiggling on my lap you still haven't told me what you wanted. The singing is lovely though :)
 
Ohhhh I think I have been good enough at what I have been DOING to get on the good list.... BUT my list hasn't started just yet but just for you I will definitely start thinking LONG and HARD about what I want :D:rolleyes::devil:
 
IhateClowns said:
Well I can feel you clearly wiggling on my lap you still haven't told me what you wanted. The singing is lovely though :)
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A certain something from a particular male Litster...he knows what it is and he knows who he is...now if only Santa could create a little magic and convince him...:D

And I think a Kindle Fire too.:)
 
sereneone4u said:
A certain something from a particular male Litster...he knows what it is and he knows who he is...now if only Santa could create a little magic and convince him...:D

And I think a Kindle Fire too.:)
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Shouldn't you be sitting on his lap then?????

Hmmm I need to create a little magic to make this fella be convinced that you want to do naughty things to him?

Ok first I need you to stop wiggling as my penis has turned into a tuning fork. 2nd I need a lock of you hair. No not hair from the top of you head. From down below please. And finally I need a towel to clean up the mess you have caused me to make.

Now I want you to close your eyes and think long and hard about him. Now i will bag your vagina hair. Stop on it twice and then re-attach it to you. Lemme get some glue. I know you don't understand how this is goign to help but I rpomise if you allow me to do this you will have him no problem

TRUST ME for fucks sake. I am SANTA CLAUS!!!!!
 
IhateClowns said:
Shouldn't you be sitting on his lap then?????

Hmmm I need to create a little magic to make this fella be convinced that you want to do naughty things to him?

Ok first I need you to stop wiggling as my penis has turned into a tuning fork. 2nd I need a lock of you hair. No not hair from the top of you head. From down below please. And finally I need a towel to clean up the mess you have caused me to make.

Now I want you to close your eyes and think long and hard about him. Now i will bag your vagina hair. Stop on it twice and then re-attach it to you. Lemme get some glue. I know you don't understand how this is goign to help but I rpomise if you allow me to do this you will have him no problem

TRUST ME for fucks sake. I am SANTA CLAUS!!!!!
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Oh no...he wants me and I want him....I just want a certain something...had it and lost it, I was a bad girl, Santa:(

Are you sure this will work Santa?
 
sereneone4u said:
Oh no...he wants me and I want him....I just want a certain something...had it and lost it, I was a bad girl, Santa:(

Are you sure this will work Santa?
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Yes little one. This will work. Grow your womanly bush out over the next month. When it looks like you have a sweater tied around your waist then you come back to me. I will take my trusty shears here and cut a fist fukll out. One in the bag I will stomp on it then re-apply the hair with super glue. Your vagina will look like that man's beard in the movie Home Alone.

Then and only then will he come back to you. What women don't realize is that men want your vagina to look like my beard. The more hair the better. That is why a lot of us still jer it to the 84' Olympics. Nothing hotter then a butched out Russian woman pumping her hairy armpits in the air after she just jumped 28 feet, knowing that she won't get shot when she gets home. Gets us hard everytime.
 
IhateClowns said:
Yes little one. This will work. Grow your womanly bush out over the next month. When it looks like you have a sweater tied around your waist then you come back to me. I will take my trusty shears here and cut a fist fukll out. One in the bag I will stomp on it then re-apply the hair with super glue. Your vagina will look like that man's beard in the movie Home Alone.

Then and only then will he come back to you. What women don't realize is that men want your vagina to look like my beard. The more hair the better. That is why a lot of us still jer it to the 84' Olympics. Nothing hotter then a butched out Russian woman pumping her hairy armpits in the air after she just jumped 28 feet, knowing that she won't get shot when she gets home. Gets us hard everytime.
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lol

I have him...I just want a certain something from him that he took away because I was bad...

:heart:
 
Ummm I don't want a repeat of my Christmas last year...last year I was so bad I didn't even get a damn lump of coal :(
 
Oooh Santa...care to have a rummage in your sack to see what I deserve for Christmas?;)

:D

*wonders if rummage translates...*
 
janeyl said:
Would it be easier for you if I had a rummage? I know you're getting on a bit and might miss something...a sable? a 52 convertible...light blue?
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You can put your hands in and around my bag and rummage as much as you need. I am here to be a servent of the people.
 
Dear Santa,

I have been very good this year as I am sure many here can attest...what I want for Christmas is the bestest Christmas ever...(see the opening song from Phineas and Ferb)...also I want a RB for Saturday...(Please express ship that one)

Papadoc
 
janeyl said:
Oooh Santa...care to have a rummage in your sack to see what I deserve for Christmas?;)

:D

*wonders if rummage translates...*
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If you need help translating, I'm happy to step in. I am bi-lingual now: I speak both American and British...
I don't, however, speak Glaswegian...
 
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