Coming before you, hat in hand

[StillStunned]

Please, @StillStunned, I have no desire to see you cum, before me, to the side of me, near me, in your hat, or elsewhere!

Usually it's just my wife complaining if I come before her.

You don't have a bard in the party yet. A little bit of bardic inspiration can go a long way towards a lil bit of romance.

True. Nothing brings a party together like hating the bard.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestions, people. I'll give them all some thought. Well, not all of them. There are some pretty disturbing ideas here.

 

[StillStunned]

A party of 3 melee and one ranged? Paladin healer on top of it?


What a noob.

Coming back to this one:

 

[UsuallyPresent]

And that's exactly when the fifteen goblins throw their rocks and in one case, their younger brother

 

[NoTalentHack]

Obligatory Perception Check:

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Coming back to this one:
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Consumerist propaganda!

 

[StillStunned]

Consumerist propaganda!

Or relieving the burden on overworked healthcare staff?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Or relieving the burden on overworked healthcare staff?

Ah, but by relieving the clerics you're dooming the alchemists, plus threatening the continued existence of the herbs and other ingredients used in health potions!