Comments that leave you shaking your head

[TheLobster]

I must've been a dirty boy

 

[NuclearFairy]

I must've been a dirty boy

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Now I'm picturing you as Micky Mouse from Fantasia, only you missed one of the mops and it's following, just behind you, so it doesn't get caught.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Well, that's a new one.



First one, fine, whatever, slow-burn character development stories aren't for them. Second one, that's kinda on you, dude. Why did you keep reading the second chapter if you hated chapter 1 so much? I'm assuming it's the same person who then went through and 1-bombed the rest of the chapters. As a writer, our goal is to make people feel things. Seems like I succeeded

Also, congrats on picking up that he is intentionally kinda boring to start! Lonely, introspective dude is exactly what I was aiming for.

I can't imagine how they would feel reading my explicitly autistic character, though.

 

[Actingup]

Well, that's a new one.

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First one, fine, whatever, slow-burn character development stories aren't for them. Second one, that's kinda on you, dude. Why did you keep reading the second chapter if you hated chapter 1 so much? I'm assuming it's the same person who then went through and 1-bombed the rest of the chapters. As a writer, our goal is to make people feel things. Seems like I succeeded

Also, congrats on picking up that he is intentionally kinda boring to start! Lonely, introspective dude is exactly what I was aiming for.

I can't imagine how they would feel reading my explicitly autistic character, though.

I'm thinking that they are secretly lusting after Drew and that will be revealed in their comment on the final episode.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I'm thinking that they are secretly lusting after Drew and that will be revealed in their comment on the final episode.

Us autistics are extremely lustable, so it checks out.

"I know I hated the series, 1-bombed every chapter, and left disparaging remarks on all your work, but I've come to realize that I want some boring autistic guy to fuck me in the ass. Thank you for helping me realize my innermost desire. 2 stars."

 

[Actingup]

Us autistics are extremely lustable, so it checks out.

"I know I hated the series, 1-bombed every chapter, and left disparaging remarks on all your work, but I've come to realize that I want some boring autistic guy to fuck me in the ass. Thank you for helping me realize my innermost desire. 2 stars."

followed by a DM request

 

[MillieDynamite]

Anon, do get around, don't he?

Well, that's a new one.

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First one, fine, whatever, slow-burn character development stories aren't for them. Second one, that's kinda on you, dude. Why did you keep reading the second chapter if you hated chapter 1 so much? I'm assuming it's the same person who then went through and 1-bombed the rest of the chapters. As a writer, our goal is to make people feel things. Seems like I succeeded

Also, congrats on picking up that he is intentionally kinda boring to start! Lonely, introspective dude is exactly what I was aiming for.

I can't imagine how they would feel reading my explicitly autistic character, though.

 

[StrentWriter]

26thNC has commented on your story
Peta - She's Electric
“Couldn't read it.”
3 minutes ago

Was it a problem with your device? Lost your glasses? I can read it just fine.

Someone has commented on your story
Peta - She's Electric
“I see it is fnally in LW where it should have been the whole time.”
18 minutes ago

Thanks I guess?

Skinny1481 has commented on your story
Peta - She's Electric
“Sadly, now it has moved from Romance to Loving wives the slippery slope is immense and the fall spectacular, which sadly means that my prophecy about once a cheater is probably going to come true.”
2 hours ago

Why are you still reading? Every comment you’ve made for the last ten or so stories has been overwhelmingly negative. Is this helping you or helping me?

You don’t like Peta, big whoop! I’m not writing this story for you. I’m writing this for me, for my enjoyment.

skruff101 has commented on your story
Peta - She's Electric
“Started reading this wondering where it was going, sadly nowhere was the overwhelming conclusion.”

It’s one chapter out of a 30 chapter and 90,000 word novel that isn’t finished. Go read the rest of them.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Was it a problem with your device? Lost your glasses? I can read it just fine.



Thanks I guess?



Why are you still reading? Every comment you’ve made for the last ten or so stories has been overwhelmingly negative. Is this helping you or helping me?

You don’t like Peta, big whoop! I’m not writing this story for you. I’m writing this for me, for my enjoyment.



It’s one chapter out of a 30 chapter and 90,000 word novel that isn’t finished. Go read the rest of them.

Wow, your work is so important that there's whole prophecies devoted to it! Nobody ever prophesized about my work... Lucky you.

 

[StrentWriter]

Wow, your work is so important that there's whole prophecies devoted to it! Nobody ever prophesized about my work... Lucky you.

Thank you for cheering me up. Sincerely!

 

[BeechLeaf]

Not quite the usual shaking of head in disbelief, but I'm laughing so much that my head is certainly shaking. Someone anonymous commented this a few years ago:

So-so story... too bad there were no hot guys involved.

- on a story in category LS.,. by onehitwanda!

 

[StrentWriter]

26thNC has commented on your story
Peta - Carry Us All
“They need therapy, just like anyone who has read this whole thing.”

So unkind.

 

[StillStunned]

Not quite the usual shaking of head in disbelief, but I'm laughing so much that my head is certainly shaking. Someone anonymous commented this a few years ago:

So-so story... too bad there were no hot guys involved.

- on a story in category LS.,. by onehitwanda!

I once got "there should have been more sexual interaction" on a Voyeurism story.

 

[MajorRewrite]

New comment from an Anonymous who forgot to take his meds:

“She was a DEVIL WOMAN !!!
I wish that there was no mother like her in the real world !!!
I hate and abhor her !!!”

I love the CAPS and triple exclamation points.

 

[StillStunned]

“She was a DEVIL WOMAN !!!
I wish that there was no mother like her in the real world !!!
I hate and abhor her !!!”

Uh-oh, what heinous thing did she do? Shave?

 

[Lumiere_Amie]

“She was a DEVIL WOMAN !!!
I wish that there was no mother like her in the real world !!!
I hate and abhor her !!!”

I’m guessing she resembles his/her own mother.

 

[Statius]

New comment from an Anonymous who forgot to take his meds:

“She was a DEVIL WOMAN !!!
I wish that there was no mother like her in the real world !!!
I hate and abhor her !!!”

I love the CAPS and triple exclamation points.

How dare you write complex characters! Especially a woman; must be perfect, contrite, giving, smiling, complying, and simple.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

How dare you write complex characters! Especially a woman; must be perfect, contrite, giving, smiling, complying, and simple.

This is Literotica. The audience also demands big boobs and a generously-sized ass.

 

[devtek]

This.
"What a complete and utter waste of time this story has been. Take the hint from the scores you have and try your hand at something you might actually have some talent for because writing clearly isn't it."
I keep wondering what use of the hands this man is referring to.

 

[Stanfield2025]

New comment from an Anonymous who forgot to take his meds:

“She was a DEVIL WOMAN !!!
I wish that there was no mother like her in the real world !!!
I hate and abhor her !!!”

I love the CAPS and triple exclamation points.

If someone gave me a comment like this, I'd be popping champagne.

 

[ThatNewGuy]

New comment from an Anonymous who forgot to take his meds:

“She was a DEVIL WOMAN !!!
I wish that there was no mother like her in the real world !!!
I hate and abhor her !!!”

Ambiguous feedback. Do they hate and abhor her? Yes. But do they loathe, detest, and despise her? Impossible to say.

 

[darkquasar]

New comment from an Anonymous who forgot to take his meds:

“She was a DEVIL WOMAN !!!
I wish that there was no mother like her in the real world !!!
I hate and abhor her !!!”

I love the CAPS and triple exclamation points.

I kind of want to read more about this devil woman lol

 

[Anastasia_V]

Some people amaze me. For example, this anonymous commenter apparently believes my cuckold story, Desperate Measures, is true, and can only end in a broken marriage because that's what his 'data' reveals.

Nearly 95% of marriages endup in divorce in open relationship ,even worse when it is one sided.ur fantasy i dont care...but have this in mind

Duuuuddde, (and you know it's a dude), I will NOT "have this in mind". I don't care what your data shows, nor do I even care whether your data is accurate. And the fact that you commented means that you DO care. My stories are fiction. If you get upset from my first story, then keep a bucket of water handy, because if you read the second one, your hair will likely catch on fire! And don't you dare follow the Hotwife Sandi series!

Incels and blowhards like this are why I write in LW. Bring on the negativitity, you're still giving me attention, and I'm living rent-free in your head for at least a short time.

 

[Stanfield2025]

So, I got a comment on the last chapter of my story:

"You need psychological help"

It's funny, but I'm so curious as to what prompted this. The chapter got three 1 stars too, and I don't have the slightest clue why. Maybe I was awkward technically in places, but the comment implies this person was pissed. The 1-stars tell me people were pissed. But I've looked at this chapter multiple times and I'm genuinely mystified as to what elements made people mad.

I feel so disconnected from erotica audiences. NC/R readers are usually into boundary-pushing sex, right? If that's the case, the ending should at least be moderately pleasing to them. Maybe the person didn't know the story was NC/R? Idk. It doesn't make sense to me. Anyway, the story is already out so the why doesn't really matter anymore.

 

[SyleusSnow]

Some people amaze me. For example, this anonymous commenter apparently believes my cuckold story, Desperate Measures, is true, and can only end in a broken marriage because that's what his 'data' reveals.

Nearly 95% of marriages endup in divorce in open relationship ,even worse when it is one sided.ur fantasy i dont care...but have this in mind

Duuuuddde, (and you know it's a dude), I will NOT "have this in mind". I don't care what your data shows, nor do I even care whether your data is accurate. And the fact that you commented means that you DO care. My stories are fiction. If you get upset from my first story, then keep a bucket of water handy, because if you read the second one, your hair will likely catch on fire! And don't you dare follow the Hotwife Sandi series!

Incels and blowhards like this are why I write in LW. Bring on the negativitity, you're still giving me attention, and I'm living rent-free in your head for at least a short time.

The LW crowd do seem like an easy target.

What's worse is 40% of all marriages end in divorce. Though really that's not so bad considering the other 60% end in death.