Corrupt The Wish

[luvthedesserts]

Granted
You now understand women perfectly--because you are one

I wish I could be in 2 places at the same time

Granted. Your legs were accidentally donated to charity


I wish I wasn't so damn sexy.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Granted
You now understand women perfectly--because you are one

I wish I could be in 2 places at the same time

Granted, but the two places are Hunny Boo Boo's bedroom and staying with the cast of New Jersey's Housewifes.

I wish someone would make me a yummy steak.

 

[MTPersson]

I wish I wasn't so damn sexy.

Granted. You're an ugly dude but you've got several illnesses now which have dramatically shortened your life expectancy.

I wish someone would make me a yummy steak.

Granted. But the steak comes from your own body.



I wish for a superpower that gives me perfect hair.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Granted. You're an ugly dude but you've got several illnesses now which have dramatically shortened your life expectancy.




Granted. But the steak comes from your own body.



I wish for a superpower that gives me perfect hair.

Granted - But it covers your entire body


I wish I won the lottery

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted - But it covers your entire body


I wish I won the lottery

Granted, but it's along with 4,345,305 other winners and you get $10.

I wish I wasn't falling apart.

 

[codex954]

I wish I wasn't falling apart.

Granted. However, you are now $500,000 in debt due to your medical bills.

I wish I knew how to cook.

 

[Indienne]

Granted. However, you are now $500,000 in debt due to your medical bills.

I wish I knew how to cook.

Granted, but the only thing you know how to cook is roadkill.

I wish I owned an island.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted. However, you are now $500,000 in debt due to your medical bills.

I wish I knew how to cook.

Granted, but you are stuck with me as an instructor.

I wish the song "I wish" didn't pop into my head when I respond to this thread.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted, but the only thing you know how to cook is roadkill.

I wish I owned an island.

Granted, but it's washed away by a tsunami and insurance doesn't cover it.

I wish the song "I wish" didn't pop into my head when I respond to this thread.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Granted, but it's washed away by a tsunami and insurance doesn't cover it.

I wish the song "I wish" didn't pop into my head when I respond to this thread.

Granted, The naked image of Tommy Lasorda pops into your head instead.


I wish I had a harem.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted, The naked image of Tommy Lasorda pops into your head instead.


I wish I had a harem.

Granted!!

You now have a harem or 200 women living with you all ready to serve and delight you at a moment's notice.
None of them have jobs or any money, they won't cook clean or do housework since it might spoil their perfect loveliness. Oh, and none of them believe in any sort of birth control.

I wish I could predict the future

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted!!

You now have a harem or 200 women living with you all ready to serve and delight you at a moment's notice.
None of them have jobs or any money, they won't cook clean or do housework since it might spoil their perfect loveliness. Oh, and none of them believe in any sort of birth control.

I wish I could predict the future

Granted, but it's for events that only affect an ant colony living in Chad.

I wish I always had the exact change in my pocket for whatever it is I am buying.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted, but it's for events that only affect an ant colony living in Chad.

I wish I always had the exact change in my pocket for whatever it is I am buying.

granted!
but you now can only shop in places that accept Pesos

I wish my life were like an old Hollywood movie

 

[C5MiGuy]

granted!
but you now can only shop in places that accept Pesos

I wish my life were like an old Hollywood movie

Granted, but it's in black and white and there is no sound.

I wish that just once, I actually get the girl.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted, but it's in black and white and there is no sound.

I wish that just once, I actually get the girl.

Granted!!
You get Snookie!

I wish I were a famous celebrity

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted!!
You get Snookie!

I wish I were a famous celebrity

Granted. You are Snookie!

I wish I had a different girl.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted. You are Snookie!

I wish I had a different girl.

Granted!
You get Selena Gomez--but now you're Justin Beiber

I wish we had the musicians of the 70's back again

(don't think I didn't notice how you just dumped me either!!)

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted!
You get Selena Gomez--but now you're Justin Beiber

I wish we had the musicians of the 70's back again

(don't think I didn't notice how you just dumped me either!!)

Granted but it's only Captain and Tenille.

I wish I could figure out what's wrong with me.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted but it's only Captain and Tenille.

I wish I could figure out what's wrong with me.

Granted!
You now know the exact name and cause of every flaw
unfortunately none of them can be cured

I wish I had unlimited riches

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted!
You now know the exact name and cause of every flaw
unfortunately none of them can be cured

I wish I had unlimited riches

You are now constantly hounded by men with jerk moustaches named Rich.

I wish I was at home.

 

[veryviolet1]

You are now constantly hounded by men with jerk moustaches named Rich.

I wish I was at home.

Wish granted... And the entire preschool has been permanently moved into your house.

I wish I my van was purple.

 

[Indienne]

Wish granted... And the entire preschool has been permanently moved into your house.

I wish I my van was purple.

Granted, but it doesn't have an engine.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

 

[AbsintheFather]

You are now constantly hounded by men with jerk moustaches named Rich.

That's good

Granted, but it doesn't have an engine.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

Granted, but he ate your other pets.


I wish I was 20 and back in college.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

That's good



Granted, but he ate your other pets.


I wish I was 20 and back in college.

Granted. There are now 20 of you. And youre all in clown college. Where you've developed coulrophobia. Sorry dude.

I wish I was thinner.

 

[Ask For More]

I wish I was thinner.

Granted, you're now so thin that you have to run around in the shower to get wet

I wish someone would cook dinner for me