Corrupt The Wish

[Aquagal]

Granted. The universe has now been infected with 100% honesty......not so much as a little white lie is able to be uttered by you, anyone you meet or any advertisers......be careful of that for which you wish.

I wish I could see those I talk to on Lit.

Granted. But the women are all dudes, and the dudes are ogres.

I want a solid 8 of tonight's sleep.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted. The universe has now been infected with 100% honesty......not so much as a little white lie is able to be uttered by you, anyone you meet or any advertisers......be careful of that for which you wish.

I wish I could see those I talk to on Lit.

granted--but now we can all see YOU! 24/7 no turning it off until you reach 3000 posts. That's the rule newbie. After that it's voluntary.

I wish there really was a Superman.

 

[luvthedesserts]

granted--but now we can all see YOU! 24/7 no turning it off until you reach 3000 posts. That's the rule newbie. After that it's voluntary.

I wish there really was a Superman.

Granted. How YOU doin'?


I wish I was a Late Night Talk Show host.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted. How YOU doin'?


I wish I was a Late Night Talk Show host.

Granted, but your sidekick is Snookie. And she's now also your bodyguard. And assistant. And roommate.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

[E_Dantes]

Granted. You have now been wide awake for 837 days......with no end in sight.

I wish I really did have a genie.

 

[MTPersson]

Granted. You have now been wide awake for 837 days......with no end in sight.

I wish I really did have a genie.

Granted. Shame he's agoraphobic and doesn't come out of his bottle.

I wish for happiness.

 

[aim2plz412]

Granted, yet your happiness is attained by another's death...

I wish for a Salt 'n Pepa to perform for my birthday.

 

[Indienne]

Granted, yet your happiness is attained by another's death...

I wish for a Salt 'n Pepa to perform for my birthday.

Granted, but as payment, you need to have sex with Flavor Flav.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted, but as payment, you need to have sex with Flavor Flav.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted, but it didn't use a condom. So now you have even MORE laundry.

I wish I had more friends.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted, but as payment, you need to have sex with Flavor Flav.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted, but with its newfound autonomy it strangles you in the middle of the night for always soiling it.

Granted, but it didn't use a condom. So now you have even MORE laundry.

I wish I had more friends.

Granted, but they all live with you, don't pick up after themselves or contribute at all financially.


I wish I had my own country.

 

[Indienne]

Granted, but with its newfound autonomy it strangles you in the middle of the night for always soiling it.


I wish I had my own country.

Granted, but they elect a new ruler every week, and the old ruler gets cooked and then eaten by the citizens.

I wish I had more glitter nail polish.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted, but they elect a new ruler every week, and the old ruler gets cooked and then eaten by the citizens.

I wish I had more glitter nail polish.

Granted, but it's not been tested, and eats through your fingernails.

I wish I could find some more drive to finish my book.

 

[Indienne]

Granted, but it's not been tested, and eats through your fingernails.

I wish I could find some more drive to finish my book.

Granted, but the book is so boring that no publisher would accept it.

I wish I knew how to paint.

 

[Kyle2182]

Granted, but the book is so boring that no publisher would accept it.

I wish I knew how to paint.

Granted but all the art stores just burned down.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Indienne]

Granted but all the art stores just burned down.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you don't know how to land.

I wish summer here wasn't so hot.

 

[badjanus]

Granted, but you don't know how to land.

I wish summer here wasn't so hot.

Granted, but you would only complain of the cold

I wish i didn't have to work

 

[Kyle2182]

Granted, but you would only complain of the cold

I wish i didn't have to work

Granted, you now reside in an asylum.

I wish I had a device that would detect how kinky someone is.

 

[Indienne]

Granted, but you would only complain of the cold

I wish i didn't have to work

Granted. You've been sacked and no longer have a job.

I wish the Kraken was real.

ETA

Granted, you now reside in an asylum.

I wish I had a device that would detect how kinky someone is.

Granted, but now you only attract the kinksters with the oddest of fetishes.

I wish the Kraken was real.

 

[Kyle2182]

Granted. You've been sacked and no longer have a job.

I wish the Kraken was real.

ETA


Granted, but now you only attract the kinksters with the oddest of fetishes.

I wish the Kraken was real.

Not sure if I would complain about that...

Granted, but the Kraken becomes frightened after watching too much Japanese anime and never reappears.

I wish I was a sushi chef...

 

[Indienne]

Not sure if I would complain about that...

Granted, but the Kraken becomes frightened after watching too much Japanese anime and never reappears.

I wish I was a sushi chef...

Granted, but you are severely allergic to fish, so you can never eat what you cook.

I wish I had an army of servants who would do whatever I tell them to.

 

[Kyle2182]

Granted, but you are severely allergic to fish, so you can never eat what you cook.

I wish I had an army of servants who would do whatever I tell them to.

Granted but they all talk like Fran Drescher and look like Louie Anderson (except for me...

I wish I had vineyard in France...

 

[Indienne]

Granted but they all talk like Fran Drescher and look like Louie Anderson (except for me...

Ha! I don't mind.

I wish I had vineyard in France...

Granted, but the vines have been infested with pests.

I wish I could have cake anywhere and any time I wanted.

 

[dutchrain]

Ha! I don't mind.



Granted, but the vines have been infested with pests.

I wish I could have cake anywhere and any time I wanted.

But of course you can have all the cake you want. You will gain 200 gram in weight for every bite you take though.

IW I would have a villa.

 

[Indienne]

But of course you can have all the cake you want. You will gain 200 gram in weight for every bite you take though.

IW I would have a villa.

Granted, but you have squatters in your villa whom you cannot get rid of.

I wish I lived on a beautiful beach.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

But of course you can have all the cake you want. You will gain 200 gram in weight for every bite you take though.

IW I would have a villa.

granted, but it's the middle of an active war zone.


I wish it wouldn't rain again today.