Corrupt Wish

[RebeccaLeah]

Granted, but points end up being taken off for sloppy handwriting before the expulsion for plagarism.

I wish my girl didn't have a boyfriend.

Granted, she's now dating me and wants nothing to do with any guys ever again. (Come on, you left that wide open)

I wish I knew what I was doing after graduation next May.

 

[Liar]

Granted, but points end up being taken off for sloppy handwriting before the expulsion for plagarism.

I wish my girl didn't have a boyfriend.

Granted, but that involves a sex change, for either you or her.

I wish I didn't have to go to work right about now.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Granted, she's now dating me and wants nothing to do with any guys ever again. (Come on, you left that wide open)

I wish I knew what I was doing after graduation next May.

Granted, your creepy uncle forces you to become a nun in the Vatican and straps an unlockable chastity belt to your cunt.

I wish my immortal soul could play Jethro Tull when I'm in the shower.

 

[poohlive]

Granted, but the only way for your soul to achieve a sound is by attaching electrodes to your nipples, causing instant death...
But a very good tune.


I wish pot wasn't illegal.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Granted, but the only way for your soul to achieve a sound is by attaching electrodes to your nipples, causing instant death...
But a very good tune.


I wish pot wasn't illegal.

Granted, ceramics are legal for both possession and consumption.

I differ my wish to Liar's skipped one.

 

[poohlive]

"I wish I didn't have to go to work right about now."


Granted, but instead, you have to go volunteer at the hospital, there are a few geriatrics that need their sponge baths.


I wish every telemarketer had a huge tattoo of FUCKING IDIOT, DO NOT TALK TO ME, I AM A TELEMARKETING MORON on their forheads.

 

[doormouse]

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I wish every telemarketer had a huge tattoo of FUCKING IDIOT, DO NOT TALK TO ME, I AM A TELEMARKETING MORON on their forheads. [/B]

Granted, but you have to take a job as a telemarketer for eternity selling women's lingerie to crossdressers.

I wish my kids would shut the f**k up so I can concentrate on my writing.

 

[poohlive]

(ooh, this is an evil one)

Granted. Your children are now mute and can only talk with sign language. The only way they can get your attention is by tapping you on the shoulder, which they now do constantly.


I wish I had all the powers of Superman.

 

[doormouse]

(ooh, this is an evil one)



I wish I had all the powers of Superman.

Granted, but you now live in a world of cryptonite and are forever flaccid

I wish my mute kids would go to bed.

 

[poohlive]

Ouch, that's just mean... hee hee

Ok, Granted. Your children go to bed, and the house is filled with silence. That loud silence, the kind of silence that people in the movies say, "It's quiet... too quiet." And, you suddenly realize that your mind can't concentrate on anything you're writing, cause the silence is too loud.


I wish elephants were pink.

 

[doormouse]

I wish elephants were pink.

LOL

Granted, but they also now have musical trunks and play La Kukaracha all day and stamp around your bedroom at night.

I wish my Halloween story wasn't such a nightmare to write.

 

[cloudy]

LOL

Granted, but they also now have musical trunks and play La Kukaracha all day and stamp around your bedroom at night.

I wish my Halloween story wasn't such a nightmare to write.

Granted, but it has now become the Neverending Story, and it takes up every bit of creativity you have to continue writing it for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a can of "Stop It!" that I could spray on people that are annoying me, my youngest child when he whines, and my husband, just because he's an ass.

 

[poohlive]

lol, ha ha.

I wish my Halloween story wasn't such a nightmare to write.


Your wish is granted. Only now, instead of being a nightmare, it's a breeze to write. So easy, in fact, it's too easy. You feel compelled to write more, the characters are just so fascinating and the dialogue fresh and new. You bring in new plots, side plots, you manipulate the themes, huge twists are revealed, leaving everyone in suspense, and by the time you're 3000 pages into it, you realize you're nowhere near an ending. There's too many plot points, too many things still needing to be done. You keep trying to push it to an ending, but each device only instead delays a conclusion and rather brings up several new dimensions and obstacles that need to be conquered and revealed.

In the end, 3,546,112 pages into the story, none of your original characters are even part of it anymore, you now have a cast of over 2500 unique characters, several plots running simultaniously, and an immortal cat that taunts them all while singing "Bad to the Bone."

It's only after you finished printing it out that you realize the computer made a mistake with one of the main characters names. Donnie instead of Don, and the only way to fix it is if you cross out the extra letters by hand.

And a publisher who's interested in it, will only sign you if you make a sequel that's twice as long.


Hee hee, just too fun. I don't have one, just answer Cloudy's... I just got carried away and had some fun.

 

[Edward Teach]

Granted, but it has now become the Neverending Story, and it takes up every bit of creativity you have to continue writing it for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a can of "Stop It!" that I could spray on people that are annoying me, my youngest child when he whines, and my husband, just because he's an ass.

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life captive on a pirate ship.

I wish I had a pirate ship.

Eddie The Smoove

 

[poohlive]

I wish I had a pirate ship.

Granted, but now, you have a captive aboard your vessel with a can of "Stop it" Spray, which she uses every chance she gets.



I wish sequels somehow lived up to their originals.

 

[doormouse]

I wish sequels somehow lived up to their originals.

remind me again why I like you people LOL



Granted, but now you live in an episode of GroundhogDay and relive the same sequel over and over and over and over and over...

I wish the TV producers wouldn't put ABBA specials on on a Friday night!

 

[Edward Teach]

I wish I had a pirate ship.

Granted, but now, you have a captive aboard your vessel with a can of "Stop it" Spray, which she uses every chance she gets.



I wish sequels somehow lived up to their originals.

Granted. You now have "Godfather II" But you also get "Godfather III" which you have to watch perpetually for eternity concentrating on Al Pacino's hair.

I wish that "Stop it" fell overboard.

Eddie The Undaunted

 

[Edward Teach]

remind me again why I like you people LOL



Granted, but now you live in an episode of GroundhogDay and relive the same sequel over and over and over and over and over...

I wish the TV producers wouldn't put ABBA specials on on a Friday night!

Granted. ABBA now comes on Monday at 3:00am and all the rest of the week is filled with rerund fo "My Mother The Car" which you have to watch.

I wish those ABBA chicks were on my boat.

Eddie The Ambitious

 

[doormouse]

Granted. ABBA now comes on Monday at 3:00am and all the rest of the week is filled with rerund fo "My Mother The Car" which you have to watch.

I wish those ABBA chicks were on my boat.

Eddie The Ambitious

Granted, but your cargo is crates full of 'STOP IT' spray and the girls manage to break into a crate with a nailfile.

I wish I had Johnny Depp fucking me right now (In his pirate suit!!!!) :drool:

 

[Edward Teach]

Granted, but your cargo is crates full of 'STOP IT' spray and the girls manage to break into a crate with a nailfile.

I wish I had Johnny Depp fucking me right now (In his pirate suit!!!!) :drool:

Granted but I become Johnny Depp.

I wish my wish couldn't be changed.


Eddie The Brain

 

[doormouse]

I wish my wish couldn't be changed.


Eddie The Brain

Granted, but you become the Prince Wish Fairy of Fairy land and live eternity in tight pink tights granting mundane wishes to others. Failure to fulfill a wish will ultimately lead to removal of your fairy costume, piece by piece until you are left naked and totally at the mercy of the evil wish Queen who uses naked fairies as her toe nail clippers, allowing only their teeth to be used.

I wish this damn ABBA special was finished.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but you become the Prince Wish Fairy of Fairy land and live eternity in tight pink tights granting mundane wishes to others. Failure to fulfill a wish will ultimately lead to removal of your fairy costume, piece by piece until you are left naked and totally at the mercy of the evil wish Queen who uses naked fairies as her toe nail clippers, allowing only their teeth to be used.

I wish this damn ABBA special was finished.

Granted. But now the Village People's 7 part mini-series starts.

I wish The one bombers would drop dead.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Granted. But now the Village People's 7 part mini-series starts.

I wish The one bombers would drop dead.

Having finally been hit by one of those I can't bring myself to screw it up. Someone else has to take it so consider this a bump to get someone back here.

 

[Pornofan420]

Having finally been hit by one of those I can't bring myself to screw it up. Someone else has to take it so consider this a bump to get someone back here.

Your wish is granted, but it means the previous wish goes unaddressed.

I wish I had a faster Mac than this 400MHz G3 that crawls like a great, gumdrop-shaped crawling thing.

 

[poohlive]

Wish Granted. You now have the fastest Computer, and internet connection available on the market. In order to get this though, your computer had to be downloaded with all the available Spyware and Spamming programs, so every twenty seconds, you need to address another way to enlarge your penis or refinance your house.


I wish people didn't commit so many crimes.