Could you be the victim of conspiracy theorists?

Are you the victim of thought control by conspiracy theorists?

  • If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • If I tell you, they'll kill me.

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • I haven't noticed anything. But then, I wouldn't, would I?

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • They only think they're controlling my thoughts. I'm in complete control of hello sparrow sodium. Ha

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • They've tried, but I keep my mind a blank at all times.

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • The existence of conspiracy theorists is a lie intended to distract us from what's really going on.

    Votes: 6 35.3%

  • Total voters
    17
I thought I'd just seen a 'spiracy....


but it was only the number 54 bus.
 
Could it be a conspiracy that people's dogs only shit in my yard, when there are at least 200 other homes in the same neighborhood? The same dogs every day, walking the same route with the same pet humans...

~ R W

In case any of you irresponsible pet humans (or really smart dogs) are reading this, you should know that I'm developing a little theory about you...

...I'm also waiting in the back yard and peeking through the knotholes in the fence to jump up and scare the living daylights out of you, if you allow your furry friend to stop in my yard and handle his/her business. Consider yourselves warned!
 
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