Could you be the victim of conspiracy theorists?

Are you the victim of thought control by conspiracy theorists?

  • If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • If I tell you, they'll kill me.

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • I haven't noticed anything. But then, I wouldn't, would I?

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • They only think they're controlling my thoughts. I'm in complete control of hello sparrow sodium. Ha

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • They've tried, but I keep my mind a blank at all times.

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • The existence of conspiracy theorists is a lie intended to distract us from what's really going on.

    Votes: 6 35.3%

  • Total voters
    17
Ahhhh....Yes! Things here are going EXACTLY as planned...


Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

~lucky
 
p.s. I voted for option 4 because it was the best among all. Who cares if they're into my head? I'm too busy to think about such things. Humph! :mad:
 
<.........whilst spooning marmalade copiously onto one lot of toast, 'is eye was caught by tendrils of smoke emanating from the toaster. Having heard a cough, he peered closely at the rim of the kitchen appliance only to see a scrap of tinfoil........>
 
Somme said:
<.........whilst spooning marmalade copiously onto one lot of toast, 'is eye was caught by tendrils of smoke emanating from the toaster. Having heard a cough, he peered closely at the rim of the kitchen appliance only to see a scrap of tinfoil........>

:eek:

Mindy, ya commie gosling, I'm gonna believe Box.

Not really! I don't trust ANYONE.

Not even myself.

Now, where did I put that helmet...? I made one for my dog and cats, too, btw. They have evil thoughts, and I don't want anyone seeing into their putrid minds.

Lou
 
Tatelou said:
:eek:

Mindy, ya commie gosling, I'm gonna believe Box.

Not really! I don't trust ANYONE.

Not even myself.

Now, where did I put that helmet...? I made one for my dog and cats, too, btw. They have evil thoughts, and I don't want anyone seeing into their putrid minds.

Lou

It were th' Min?.......<......narrows eyes>..........
 
Somme said:
It were th' Min?.......<......narrows eyes>..........

Why do you make me feel uneasy?

:eek:

(I love the quote your sigline, btw!)

Lou - attempting diversionary tactics.

P.S. Eep!
 
Tatelou said:
Why do you make me feel uneasy?

:eek:

(I love the quote your sigline, btw!)

Lou - attempting diversionary tactics.

P.S. Eep!

Smoke from burnt toast always makes me squint.
 
Okay, I'm going out. I've had enough of this. Everybody's just being really silly.
 
hehe, I haven't got one, but your nipple has...

(if you can't beat 'em, join 'em)
 
dirtylover said:
Okay, I'm going out. I've had enough of this. Everybody's just being really silly.

Why are you leaving so suddenly? What have you got to hide? Who are you going to meet? Is it one of them commie preverts?
 
shereads said:
Holy god, Box! Dr. Mabeuse is a Lithuanian cosmetologist, practicing in the U.S. without a license? Why are there so many of them? What do they want?

If I told you I would have to . . . but now that you know that I know, and I know that you know, I will have to . . . see that car parked outside your window?
 
The biggest conspiracy I've noticed so far, is that all the stupid people get nice, well-paid jobs, whereas I have a meeting with the social office next week.
 
Svenskaflicka said:
The biggest conspiracy I've noticed so far, is that all the stupid people get nice, well-paid jobs, whereas I have a meeting with the social office next week.

Here who you calling stupid:D
 
Svenskaflicka said:
The biggest conspiracy I've noticed so far, is that all the stupid people get nice, well-paid jobs, whereas I have a meeting with the social office next week.

They are all Canadians Svenska . . . we like to pretend we are all beer drinking, overly polite idiots in tukes frolicking in igloo's with play money . . . because, well . . . if I told you, I wouldn't have gotten that job :)
 
pop_54 said:
They're in the woodwork.


pops (lucky fucker)

A carefully designed conspiracy then. Women the world over love ya! Suppose they'll have to kill me now for letting it slip...

~lucky
 
Please don't let on where I am darling, they're on the ceiling now, but I don't think they've spotted me.
 
I blame my parents. They encouraged me to develop my intellect, to stand up for my believes, and to grow up to be a mature human being. The result is that I can design a website, read a 700+ - pages - book in 3 days, speak 4 languages, and create animated movies.
I can't, however, drink alcohol, watch documentary soaps, or pretend to give a damned about tabloids.

If only my parents had encouraged me to be an idiot, I would have been rich today.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
They'll never see you with me draped over you this way... :devil:

~lucky

Ok they've gone, but no need to get off darling, well they might cum back;) :p

Love ya lucky:rose:
 
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