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COVID impacts
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gordo12
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I mentioned earlier I'd completed 4 in my current folio. Another one fell on Saturday so up to #5 now.
One of the nicest things ever happened Saturday. We moved last summer (changing provinces even) for my wife's career. I'm retired so it doesn't matter to me. Being new in town and not knowing anyone we made these friends who have gone out of their way to welcome us. Saturday they showed up with a picnic basket and a complete dinner for us. People like that are gold!
On another matter, I discovered that you can mail your stories to your Kindle Fire. It will take doc formats. Every Kindle comes with an email address and it's as simple as emailing it as an attachment to your machine. (or anyone's) They will get a consent email. Approve it and the story downloads. Perfect little Kindle book by that time. You can even check all your formatting. Great for beta readers, family or anyone you want to read your stories before publishing.
Off to finish #6
RelentlessOnanism
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If anyone was interested, I got home okay. Obviously I'm now existing in a state of virtual house arrest, but it looks like I got out of New York just in time.
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Direction aren't what's needed. If you don't have the raw materials, the directions don't do you much good.
yukonnights
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The one I was mentioning had all of the mask pieces pre-cut from the appropriate materials. They just needed some help sewing them up. Worth a quick search. Hope something pops up so she can help do some sewing.
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I tried to talk my wife into letting me use her bras. Perfect masks. Just cut em in two. Although I don't have a DD nose
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I mentioned earlier I'd completed 4 in my current folio. Another one fell on Saturday so up to #5 now.
One of the nicest things ever happened Saturday. We moved last summer (changing provinces even) for my wife's career. I'm retired so it doesn't matter to me. Being new in town and not knowing anyone we made these friends who have gone out of their way to welcome us. Saturday they showed up with a picnic basket and a complete dinner for us. People like that are gold!
On another matter, I discovered that you can mail your stories to your Kindle Fire. It will take doc formats. Every Kindle comes with an email address and it's as simple as emailing it as an attachment to your machine. (or anyone's) They will get a consent email. Approve it and the story downloads. Perfect little Kindle book by that time. You can even check all your formatting. Great for beta readers, family or anyone you want to read your stories before publishing.
Off to finish #6
You're doing so good getting those stories sorted and booted out of the house … just wondering; Could I send a few of my reluctant 'prodigy' over your way? You know, polish 'em up a bit and then boot out? Or better yet, finish them and and boot them back to me so I can publish them get the credit
yukonnights
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I tried to talk my wife into letting me use her bras. Perfect masks. Just cut em in two. Although I don't have a DD nose
I see no reason why you couldn't just stick your whole head in there — I mean, your nose is part of your head, and all. (If she let's you, would it be creepy if I asked you to send me one of her bra's - no need to cut them up though
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You're doing so good getting those stories sorted and booted out of the house … just wondering; Could I send a few of my reluctant 'prodigy' over your way? You know, polish 'em up a bit and then boot out? Or better yet, finish them and and boot them back to me so I can publish them get the credit
Gordo's Proof Reading Service - only twenty N95's a read
yukonnights
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Gordo's Proof Reading Service - only twenty N95's a read
How about 2 used bras per read?
gordo12
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I see no reason why you couldn't just stick your whole head in there — I mean, your nose is part of your head, and all. (If she let's you, would it be creepy if I asked you to send me one of her bra's - no need to cut them up though
LOL, I'll ask her. Although I understand you can buy used underwear on EBAY.
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Sorry to hear that... Accounts like this are on the rise.
Well, coronavirus is now working its way through my building. Hallways and doorknobs are not safe. Fortunately, I have no reason to leave my apartment as I have sufficient supplies and a sudden burst of story-writing inspiration. I find myself now working with an editor on one story, a beta reader on another, and composing two more new stories. Just the sort of distraction I need from the illness closing in from all sides...
yukonnights
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Yours?
I was going to send a couple of the wife's — but if you'd prefer, I can wear them around for a day or two before sending them. (desperate times call for desperate measures)
What's the going trade rate on jock-straps? (currently a clearance deal on the unwashed ones since we're running low on laundry soap. Our crisis could be your windfall
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What's the going trade rate on jock-straps? (currently a clearance deal on the unwashed ones since we're running low on laundry soap. Our crisis could be your windfall
ewwww.....just eewwwwww.
I wonder how many people even wear jock-straps during quarantine?
gordo12
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I was going to send a couple of the wife's — but if you'd prefer, I can wear them around for a day or two before sending them. (desperate times call for desperate measures)
What's the going trade rate on jock-straps? (currently a clearance deal on the unwashed ones since we're running low on laundry soap. Our crisis could be your windfall
LOL, you caught me right in the middle of eating lunch. Now I just want to go take a long, hot shower with lotssssss of soap.
We should relabel the thread. How low can we sink?
YK currently leading
litfan10
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LOL, you caught me right in the middle of eating lunch. Now I just want to go take a long, hot shower with lotssssss of soap.
We should relabel the thread. How low can we sink?
YK currently leading
I don't even remotely want to know what beats an used jack-strap.
I repeat: ewwwwwww.....just ewwwwwwwww.
BelleCanzuto
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Someone who beats off into a used jock strap?
Or is that a normal boy thing of which I am unaware?
litfan10
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Thanks - now I'm opposite of remotely aware..***** just became soooooooo much more fulfilled.
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I will confirm that, as a teenage boy, a jock strap was... my friend. I'm not ashamed, what fifteen year old ever is? My mother never found it, I'm pleased to say. Or if she did, she was discreet and didn't wash it. Mothers are good like that.
Apropos of parents, my father made a pot of tea every morning and usually took Mum a cup in bed. Between university breaks one year my girlfriend was staying, but due to double beds (lack thereof) she was in another room. She wanders out, sleepy eyed, to come find me.
"Good morning, Rosie," Dad says, turning around, cup in one hand, pot in the other. "Would you like a cup of tea?"
"I didn't know where to look," she said later, blushing. "He'd not done up his dressing gown..."
Later still, she commented, "You are your father's son, I couldn't help but notice."
Way to go, Dad
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Fuckin' hell, Gordo. Your mom must have thought, "Now that's a bad case of athlete's foot!" Or did you wash your own socks (a good habit for a young lad to learn)?Socks are your friend
Too much information, Belle?
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Or maybe hide them in the closet and throw them away when they showed signs of walking on their own!
Damn, did I just beat YK?
litfan10
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Great! Just great! Now I have sperm encrusted socks marching around to tune of The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
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