litfan10
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I call it "what would happen if Disney was in charge of Sex Ed videos...."
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I call it "what would happen if Disney was in charge of Sex Ed videos...."
BelleCanzuto
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I actually remembered a reference to that in one of your stories. Can't recall which one now...
Just wasn't sure if you counted as a "normal" boy (if there is such a thing...
)Did you just do *what* to YK? And did you get his permission first, or is this case of molestation?
That's truly an image I need in my brain right now.
litfan10
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Sharing is caring.....
Rustyoznail
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We should relabel the thread. How low can we sink?
YK currently leading
Posted with no comment...
https://www.domain.com.au/living/the-australians-who-have-already-given-up-on-toilet-paper-939273/
ElectricBlue
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Normal as defined by more semen than sense, borrowing my dad's Playboys and Oui magazines, fingering girls in the back row of the movies, reading The Story of O and the Marquis de Sade at sixteen... what's not normal about that?I actually remembered a reference to that in one of your stories. Can't recall which one now...
Just wasn't sure if you counted as a "normal" boy (if there is such a thing...
Then I discovered dope and The Doors aged seventeen, and hippy girls. Oh my!
Measuring out life in twenty minute increments - the time of an album side - yep, that was normality for me
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Rustyoznail
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Normal as defined by more semen than sense, borrowing my dad's Playboys and Oui magazines, fingering girls in the back row of the movies, reading The Story of O and the Marquis de Sade at sixteen... what's not normal about that?
Then I discovered dope and The Doors aged seventeen, and hippy girls. Oh my!
Measuring out life in twenty minute increments - the time of an album side - yep, that was normality for me
I found mum and dad's stash of "Color Climax" while hunting for Christmas presents.
Wow... That was a gift I wasn't expecting.
HeyAll
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Ever watch The Sopranos?
That quote reminds me of this scene, at 2:35 of this great clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnLnvU8DjBY
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The French Open was postponed to September. Wonder if that will come off then. The U.S. Open is holding to its current August schedule, but they are repurposing the Billy Jean King court now as a coronavirus hospital. So, we shall see.
Tennis is one of the few sports where matches could continue, without spectators, just for TV, and the athletes and officials could manage social distancing.
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Oh my! I'm gone for awhile and just look at what's been going on. Obscene contests, misrepresentations, rumors, frightening the girls!
Gordo, you've left a trail of chaos that leads right back to you … I'm so disappointed, I just don't know what to say
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I'm so disappointed, I just don't know what to say
Ummm, he's innocent your honor! It was Litfan that won for going the lowest.
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litfan10
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Ummm, he's innocent your honor! It was Litfan that won for going the lowest.
In my defense it should be "It was Litfan that won for going lower." THAT was not my lowest.
Also I'm curious as to what your definition of "innocent" is...just saying.
gordo12
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Innocent would have left it at "socks". Even I'm having nasty visions of your apprentice socks....
litfan10
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But even before my apprentice appeared they where definitely NOT innocent socks. They had been around the block a few times, not natural blocks either.
Rustyoznail
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I think you mean they've been around the bollocks a few times.
I really hope that coffee machine turns up today.
gordo12
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They might have snuck out a few times at night when I was asleep like a little angel.
https://tommyboland.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/jesuswatchingoveryou.jpg
litfan10
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litfan10
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I think you mean they've been around the bollocks a few times.
I really hope that coffee machine turns up today.
Now the socks are marching around swishing hot cups of coffee....
litfan10
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Okay I gotta ask, why an iguana in that picture??!?!?!?
oggbashan
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The teddy bear hunt...
People are bing encouraged to display teddy bears to amuse children out for an exercise walk with their parents.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-52108765
We already have five miscellaneous clocks on display in the windows of our front room. Many children have learned to tell the time from our clocks which are all analogue, not digital.
Now we have five teddy bears around the clocks.
People are bing encouraged to display teddy bears to amuse children out for an exercise walk with their parents.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-52108765
We already have five miscellaneous clocks on display in the windows of our front room. Many children have learned to tell the time from our clocks which are all analogue, not digital.
Now we have five teddy bears around the clocks.
J_R_Ashunwhy
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Local social media based groups have been posting asking for people to put teddy bears in their windows here in the states, but I am fresh out of teddy bears. I have a stuffed alligator head, but I’m not sure how many kids would want to find that in my window. 
The same groups are also asking for people to print and color giant Easter eggs to be hung off their mailboxes, so parents can drive their children around for Easter egg hunts, but I am in no way religious, nor do I care for Easter egg hunts, and both requests seem to negate the idea of staying home. I much prefer Samuel L Jackson’s request:
“Stay the Fuck at Home:”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YUakLzaboMo
The same groups are also asking for people to print and color giant Easter eggs to be hung off their mailboxes, so parents can drive their children around for Easter egg hunts, but I am in no way religious, nor do I care for Easter egg hunts, and both requests seem to negate the idea of staying home. I much prefer Samuel L Jackson’s request:“Stay the Fuck at Home:”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YUakLzaboMo
litfan10
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Local social media based groups have been posting asking for people to put teddy bears in their windows here in the states, but I am fresh out of teddy bears. I have a stuffed alligator head, but I’m not sure how many kids would want to find that in my window.
“Stay the Fuck at Home:”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YUakLzaboMo
We've been requested to put a candle or light out at seven pm to honor health care workers.
Also our city just announced a curfew from 8 pm until 6 am every day. This is on top of being in isolation since March 20th
J_R_Ashunwhy
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Right, I saw the candle thing too. Some cities are also asking at certain times for people to open their windows, or go out on terraces and scream, clap, cheer, give applause etc. for healthcare providers and first responders.
But a curfew? Eww. How are they enforcing that? Most of our local police force seems to be too engaged in stopping out-of-state drivers for quarantine information. Anyone driving around with an out-of-state plate who is here for any reason other than work has to stay in self quarantine for two weeks.
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