Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I love the smell. I walk past the chip shops here and take a great big whiff of it in.

I did stop having vinegar in my teens because my sister told me it would dry my blood out!

I am now craving fish, chips and mushy peas with lashings of salt and vinegar

The smell permeated my clothes, hair, skin, you name it. My cat licked and bit me a lot.

 

[ydahecnot]

I love the smell. I walk past the chip shops here and take a great big whiff of it in.

I did stop having vinegar in my teens because my sister told me it would dry my blood out!

I am now craving fish, chips and mushy peas with lashings of salt and vinegar

You just want lashings

 

[AmberLGreen]

Chips and gravy. That tops salt and vinegar by a million times.

I love chips and gravy but there aren’t many chip shops that do it where I live. When I first moved here and asked for chips and gravy, the guy in the shop kept offering curry sauce. I had to keep repeating “gravy” to the point where I was saying it so slowly I was almost spelling it out! It is something that my sister now treats me to when I go back home

 

[AmberLGreen]

You just want lashings

You offering?

 

[ydahecnot]

You offering?

If you beg nicely

 

[AmberLGreen]

If you beg nicely

trying to decide how much begging to do! What is your instrument of choice?

 

[ydahecnot]

trying to decide how much begging to do! What is your instrument of choice?

I will have to examine the options and get back to you

 

[ClitlickerMaster]

I love chips and gravy but there aren’t many chip shops that do it where I live. When I first moved here and asked for chips and gravy, the guy in the shop kept offering curry sauce. I had to keep repeating “gravy” to the point where I was saying it so slowly I was almost spelling it out! It is something that my sister now treats me to when I go back home

It tastes better the thicker it is . Yes, still talking gravy lol

 

[AmberLGreen]

It tastes better the thicker it is . Yes, still talking gravy lol

Thick enough to coat the chips but not too thick that you can stand your chips up in it

 

[gga]

I am now craving fish, chips and mushy peas with lashings of salt and vinegar

Okay, just saying "mushy peas" is making me queasy.

Lashings on the other hand....
@LaisDeMarieDeFrance, I'll be in touch.

 

[ClitlickerMaster]

Thick enough to coat the chips but not too thick that you can stand your chips up in it

Exactly. You need to be a Michelin Star chef to get it just right lol

 

[AmberLGreen]

Okay, just saying "mushy peas" is making me queasy.

Lashings on the other hand....
@LaisDeMarieDeFrance, I'll be in touch.

As a nipper, if my dad took me into the big city on a Saturday morning, we would go to the fish market where you could buy little pots of hot mushy peas and put heaps of mint sauce in them. I still try to go and get some when I visit there

 

[gga]

we would go to the fish market where you could buy little pots of hot mushy peas and put heaps of mint sauce in them.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Hot mushy peas!

 

[Mei5ter]

I love chips and gravy but there aren’t many chip shops that do it where I live. When I first moved here and asked for chips and gravy, the guy in the shop kept offering curry sauce. I had to keep repeating “gravy” to the point where I was saying it so slowly I was almost spelling it out! It is something that my sister now treats me to when I go back home

Southerners. Pah.

Chips, scraps and gravy.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

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I brought ribs y’all and a little charcuterie board of food for those who don’t do Korean beef bbq ribs.

 

[FranklyFrank]

1 I no longer run errans...I walk them

2 All this time Amber has whispered in my ear that she was off to "run some errands" I just thought it was code for her to sneak off and do the horizontal mambo!

 

[AmberLGreen]

1 I no longer run errans...I walk them

2 All this time Amber has whispered in my ear that she was off to "run some errands" I just thought it was code for her to sneak off and do the horizontal mambo!

Pssst for you, I open the floodgates

 

[FranklyFrank]

Pssst for you, I open the floodgates

Kisses your cheek and growls a "Good girl"

 

[gga]

1 I no longer run errans...I walk them

2 All this time Amber has whispered in my ear that she was off to "run some errands" I just thought it was code for her to sneak off and do the horizontal mambo!

You're not reading closely enough.
Those are chores, or more descriptively, a military operation.

 

[FranklyFrank]

You're not reading closely enough.
Those are chores, or more descriptively, a military operation.

Hey I'm not into tactical analysis! I've only got one soldier that stands at attention and gives her a salute.

I sometimes read between the lines in attempts to get her between the sheets...but it's a secret!

 

[gga]

I've only got one soldier that stands at attention and gives her a salute.

Does that soldier happened to be named Pvt. Parts?

 

[_Ritch_]

Shocking! I recently found somebody who didn’t put it on. It is a shame really because they are a lovely person otherwise. This is the only red flag I have got from them

Pitchforks at the ready for you @_Ritch_

Vinegar is EVIL stuff and should be added to the United Nations list of WMD's. They'd have probably found them in Iraq then too...

Don't worry @_Ritch_, I don't use vinegar anymore either. I used to before I worked at a fish & chips place here. Now I can't stand the smell.

Thank God. Another normal person. Some days I believe I'm the only normal person left on planet Ritch.

Just salt on my fish & chips. Maybe a side portion of mushy peas or curry sauce if I'm feeling adventurous.

Livin' life on the edge.

 

[gga]

Maybe a side portion of mushy peas

You were doing so well up to this point.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Does that soldier happened to be named Pvt. Parts?

He likes to parade him around