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[AmberLGreen]

Good morning you sexy fuckers

A very special day for our hostess today.

HAPPY CHEESE FONDUE DAY @LaisDeMarieDeFrance


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Other National days are also available (National Living Donor Day, National Eight Track Tape Day, National Barbershop Quartet Day, National Pet Day and National Submarine Day)

 

[gga]

Fantastic! Well found Amber!

Come on, Lit! Grate your gruyère for @LaisDeMarieDeFrance!

I am not bringing a grater anywhere near my gruyère. She gets it in its full glory.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Good morning you sexy fuckers

A very special day for our hostess today.

HAPPY CHEESE FONDUE DAY @LaisDeMarieDeFrance

Other National days are also available (National Living Donor Day, National Eight Track Tape Day, National Barbershop Quartet Day, National Pet Day and National Submarine Day)

Ohhhhhhhhh lovely! Thank you!

Fantastic! Well found Amber!

Come on, Lit! Grate your gruyère for @LaisDeMarieDeFrance!

You people and your stinky cheeses.

I am not bringing a grater anywhere near my gruyère. She gets it in its full glory.

Ummmmm your penis smells like stinky feet? We may have other issues...

 

[gga]

Ummmmm your penis smells like stinky feet? We may have other issues...

What? I was actually speaking of stinky cheese. Penis and balls talk, with feather play, was yesterday.

You certainly have a one track mind.
Then again, it's one of the things I love about you.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What? I was actually speaking of stinky cheese. Penis and balls talk, with feather play, was yesterday.

You certainly have a one track mind.
Then again, it's one of the things I love about you.

Ok, shew... but keep your stinky cheese in a separate fridge in the house please. Your stinky cheese fridge. lol

 

[AmberLGreen]

Good morning you sexy fuckers I have been thinking of getting somebody to do all of my household chores, give me massages, cook for me and shower me with constant attention. Does anybody know how much this type of service costs? I am thinking of paying in sexual favours. Just wondering how many times a day I would need to put out, the type of sex that may be involved and how to replace them if I break them


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[ydahecnot]

Good morning you sexy fuckers I have been thinking of getting somebody to do all of my household chores, give me massages, cook for me and shower me with constant attention. Does anybody know how much this type of service costs? I am thinking of paying in sexual favours. Just wondering how many times a day I would need to put out, the type of sex that may be involved and how to replace them if I break them


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I’ll write up an estimate. And I don’t break

 

[gga]

Good morning you sexy fuckers I have been thinking of getting somebody to do all of my household chores, give me massages, cook for me and shower me with constant attention. Does anybody know how much this type of service costs? I am thinking of paying in sexual favours. Just wondering how many times a day I would need to put out, the type of sex that may be involved and how to replace them if I break them.

I'm sorry, but I happen to be in the midst of a long-term, exclusive, contract right now, so am unavailable for additional work.

The pricing for this exclusive contract is proprietary information currently covered by a non-disclosure agreement.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’ll write up an estimate. And I don’t break

I have seen your price list before and was impressed. Could you add changing lightbulbs and building flat pack furniture to the list this time? I have a feeling you might hike your prices up for that type of service. If it helps, for those services I would be willing to pay somewhere in the region of tickling your balls with a peacock feather and a blow job while you watch baseball

 

[ydahecnot]

I have seen your price list before and was impressed. Could you add changing lightbulbs and building flat pack furniture to the list this time? I have a feeling you might hike your prices up for that type of service. If it helps, for those services I would be willing to pay somewhere in the region of tickling your balls with a peacock feather and a blow job while you watch baseball

This must be a serious inquiry; you didn’t say “rounders”

(Put together furniture?? )

 

[gga]

If it helps, for those services I would be willing to pay somewhere in the region of tickling your balls with a peacock feather and a blow job while you watch baseball

Should I check the payment terms I'm currently working under?

No. No I should not.
I'm doing quite well for myself under my current terms.

 

[ydahecnot]

Should I check the payment terms I'm currently working under?

No. No I should not.
I'm doing quite well for myself under my current terms.

Overcompensate much? Maybe more like backpedal much

 

[gga]

Overcompensate much? Maybe more like backpedal much

Just thinking out loud.
I also figured in travel costs.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Should I check the payment terms I'm currently working under?

No. No I should not.
I'm doing quite well for myself under my current terms.

You are doing very well for yourself. Just to let you know, I am after a totally different type of contract to the one you have.

The one I want is “provide services for me (the client) and I will pay you (the contractor) in sexual favours”.

The one you have is “provide sexual favours, chocolate and cheese to (the client) and you (the contractor) will just do what you are bloody well told”

 

[gga]

You are doing very well for yourself.

That I am. Very very well.

The one you have is “provide sexual favours, chocolate and cheese to (the client) and you (the contractor) will just do what you are bloody well told”

Contract terms I am more than happy to fulfill ad infinitum.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You are doing very well for yourself. Just to let you know, I am after a totally different type of contract to the one you have.

The one I want is “provide services for me (the client) and I will pay you (the contractor) in sexual favours”.

The one you have is “provide sexual favours, chocolate and cheese to (the client) and you (the contractor) will just do what you are bloody well told”

He gets bonus footage.

That I am. Very very well.


Contract terms I am more than happy to fulfill ad infinitum.

 

[gga]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance, it's another day to celebrate cheese!

National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day!

 

[AmberLGreen]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance, it's another day to celebrate cheese!

National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day!

Why is that so erotic?

And apologies in advance @fsa52 but it is making me think that is how your top in your AV would peel aside to reveal your hidden goodies

 

[fsa52]

Why is that so erotic?

And apologies in advance @fsa52 but it is making me think that is how your top in your AV would peel aside to reveal your hidden goodies

Pretty much, but they’re not quite as gooey!!

 

[gga]

Why is that so erotic?

Isn't it though?

And apologies in advance @fsa52 but it is making me think that is how your top in your AV would peel aside to reveal your hidden goodies

 

[AmberLGreen]

Pretty much, but they’re not quite as gooey!!

Turn your PMs off quickly before you start getting all the “I can make them gooey” messages

 

[fsa52]

Turn your PMs off quickly before you start getting all the “I can make them gooey” messages

I’m really good at the ignore!!!
Besides which the “gooey” is well taken care of these days.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance, it's another day to celebrate cheese!

National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day!

Holy crap that makes me hungry and horny!

Turn your PMs off quickly before you start getting all the “I can make them gooey” messages

She can reply with "you're too cheesy for me" or "I'm lactose intolerant".

 

[gga]

Holy crap that makes me hungry and horny!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Don't be needy.