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On behalf of @AmberLGreen...

Good morning you sexy fuckers.

It is Thursday, 04/13/2923, or 13/04/2023 for those crazy Euro timekeepers, and the news this morning is that Amber's two weeks off have finally brought her to the point where she can no longer type or she's out shopping for more batteries. Either that, or she and @FranklyFrank have worn themselves out.

Since I can't come up with anything better of my own this morning, I'll leave you with this...

"l wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever".


Happy Thursday kids 😍💋😘

Thank you for stepping in Gaga 😘

I don’t use batteries, I have my toys hooked up to a generator that even Frank can’t keep up with 😁

Get your tiny violins ready…

I have a cold and have lost my voice
 
Thank you for stepping in Gaga 😘

I don’t use batteries, I have my toys hooked up to a generator that even Frank can’t keep up with 😁

Get your tiny violins ready…

I have a cold and have lost my voice
I told Frank not to share his germs but he never listens to me! 🤦‍♀️

I hope you feel better!
 
Good morning you sexy fuckers 🌹

Thank you Gaga for stepping in yesterday. I am sorry that you went to all that trouble to look like me today and thought I needed to get out of my sick bed so you didn’t have to fight everybody off your sexiness

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Good morning kids ♥️😍😘

I could never look as good as you dear Amber. Though it does appear that my purchase of a Suzanne Somers Thigh Master is finally paying off.

But since I went through the effort of trying to pull off your look, and it's going to be a high 80s day here today, I think I'll take this look and stroll along the beach and see what I can catch.

I will have to warn whoever I hook that the carpets don't match the drapes. I could never pull off blonde. As for the carpets, I just stuck with hardwood.

Or should that be hard wood. 😉 🤔

Hope you're feeling better! ♥️😘
 
Good morning kids ♥️😍😘

I could never look as good as you dear Amber. Though it does appear that my purchase of a Suzanne Somers Thigh Master is finally paying off.

But since I went through the effort of trying to pull off your look, and it's going to be a high 80s day here today, I think I'll take this look and stroll along the beach and see what I can catch.

I will have to warn whoever I hook that the carpets don't match the drapes. I could never pull off blonde. As for the carpets, I just stuck with hardwood.

Or should that be hard wood. 😉 🤔

Hope you're feeling better! ♥️😘
I know many a guy that would like to get between those thighs 😁

If you stroll along the beach for long enough there is a chance you could catch crabs. You have the looks and tackle for,the job 🤣

I do like a bit of hard wood and take my time when polishing it.

You might need to take a few weeks off work because you know that Frenchie’s dream is for you and your hard wood to look just like me. If we don’t hear from you for a few days, we will know she hasn’t let you up for air 🤣🤣
 
I know many a guy that would like to get between those thighs 😁
@SirConradPeckereye and @FranklyFrank have already tried, to no avail.

I do like a bit of hard wood and take my time when polishing it.
It's already got quite the shine to it. I polish it quite often myself.

You might need to take a few weeks off work because you know that Frenchie’s dream is for you and your hard wood to look just like me.
You've been my toughest competition in keeping her for myself. Assuming I have. 😳

If we don’t hear from you for a few days, we will know she hasn’t let you up for air 🤣🤣
Now that would be a dream come true. 😋
 
@SirConradPeckereye and @FranklyFrank have already tried, to no avail.


It's already got quite the shine to it. I polish it quite often myself.


You've been my toughest competition in keeping her for myself. Assuming I have. 😳


Now that would be a dream come true. 😋
Don't assume, you know what that makes you and me. I'm allllllll yours, poor guy! 😘😘😘

Speaking of... did you order those oxygen tanks?
 
I was tempted to call it a week done and over, but we missed a bit of schooling this week. *sighs*
 
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