Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[lanceGibs]

Then get your hands off the breakfast and get some sleep, ya cheeky fucker

In your dirty thoughts,where do you want his hand ?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Morning? Tis 230am. Not morning yet.

Step. Away. From. The. Phone.

 

[AmberLGreen]

17kilometres uphill in just under 50
minutes this morning. Honest guv!

Not bad for an old bird, wha?

Now, where’s the Prosecco??

Let’s crack open the good stuff to celebrate . And put some extra Hollandaise on those eggs

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Step. Away. From. The. Phone.

I’m a night owl. I’m usually up now

 

[AmberLGreen]

In your dirty thoughts,where do you want his hand ?

I would say “on your cock” but I think he has better taste

Don’t you go putting your hands on breakfast either, at least not until you have fully sanitised them

 

[lanceGibs]

I would say “on your cock” but I think he has better taste

Don’t you go putting your hands on breakfast either, at least not until you have fully sanitised them

The hands are just salty and immunity boosting

 

[AmberLGreen]

The hands are just salty and immunity boosting

They told you that your filthy hands were going to keep people away, that doesn’t mean they meant immunity

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Then get your hands off the breakfast and get some sleep, ya cheeky fucker

Lol. Sleep will be later for this cheeky fucker

 

[Daisy_Love]

Good morning everyone
I’m baggsin the eggs benny Amber, pleaseeeeeeee

 

[AmberLGreen]

Good morning everyone
I’m baggsin the eggs benny Amber, pleaseeeeeeee

Good morning Miss Daisy

As you deserve the best, I will cook you some fresh (don’t know if Lance had his hands on those ones)

 

[Anastasia1999]

Good morning everyone
I’m baggsin the eggs benny Amber, pleaseeeeeeee

Hello Daisy Love

 

[Daisy_Love]

Good morning Miss Daisy

As you deserve the best, I will cook you some fresh (don’t know if Lance had his hands on those ones)

Well thank you, don’t want anything those hands have been on, that’s for sure!!

I hope you’re having a fab Saturday morning so far

Hello Daisy Love

Hello Ana
I hope you’re doing good x

 

[Anastasia1999]

Well thank you, don’t want anything those hands have been on, that’s for sure!!

I hope you’re having a fab Saturday morning so far

Hello Ana
I hope you’re doing good x

Yes thanks sweet!

Hope all is well with you too, you Bonnie wee lass

 

[Booboobear84]

I think we broke it. This is quite frightening but exciting at the same time. What other threads could we break?

That attitude is why you can’t have nice things;-)

 

[Booboobear84]

I think homemade waffles might be in order, I think they will cross timezones well

 

[gga]

Good morning kids
Hope y'all's weekends are off to a pleasant start.

Thanks for cooking Amber
Awesome cycling Ana
Hey there Daisy, Booboo and anyone else lurking out there

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Good morning peeps!

 

[fsa52]

You’re just in time!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You’re just in time!!View attachment 2212978

Those aren't Krispy Kreme!

 

[fsa52]

Those aren't Krispy Kreme!

What a picky bitch we are this morning!!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What a picky bitch we are this morning!!!

Sorry, I just finished reading the troll thread. I will unwad my panties now.

 

[gga]

Sorry, I just finished reading the troll thread. I will unwad my panties now.

And toss them this way.

 

[Dribble]

Sorry, I just finished reading the troll thread. I will unwad my panties now.

Need my address to mail them?

 

[fsa52]

Sorry, I just finished reading the troll thread. I will unwad my panties now.

Just leave me the chocolate covered cream filled. There’s just something about those I love!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Good morning gga I hope you slept well and are ready to hit the weekend full on

As it is quiet this morning, I am going to give you all a sneak preview into an Amber weekend. So grab your coffee, some breakfast and pull up a comfy chair

My grocery delivery arrived last night but didn’t have the two main ingredients I needed for tonight’s dinner. Oh, the drama! So I need to take a little walk into town to actually purchase these items and carry them home. This may seem like a simple task but it is thirsty work walking to town so I will need to stop at the local micro pub to enjoy a glass of their delicious strawberry cider and maybe try a new pale ale.

When I do visit the town, I like to browse the shops and this will lead to me buying more stuff that I don’t actually need and that will also require me to carry it home. It will likely be clothes, make-up and home decorations. The clothes will be put into the wardrobe where I will forget about them for a couple of years, by which time I won’t like them anymore. I will attempt to put the make-up on my face in a way that would make any model jealous but in reality would make Aunt Sally roll her eyes. I will try to find a spot for the new home decorations only to realise there is nowhere for them to go without me rearranging the whole house.

After shopping, but before heading home, I will grab a coffee from one of the branded coffee houses. Not Costa Coffee because they used to be my favourite but then Starbucks started doing a coffee just for people like me. It is a Blonde roast. I shall have a large blonde roast latte (unlike Caffe Nero whose “large” coffee is only suitable for one of the fucking Borrowers), sit in the window and watch the local folk pass by as they get on with their weekends. I might even have a slice of lemon cake seeing as I have missed lunch.

Upon returning home, I will put the shopping away and then contemplate a quick masturbation session (shopping always makes me horny). I probably won’t get around to the masturbation session as there is vacuuming and dusting to be done. I will put the music on, maybe a little Motown or some current dance tunes, and set about cleaning this swamp pit. After which, I will prepare this evening’s meal, eat and chat with the teenager, clean away the dishes, pour a large drink and come and watch the Lit pervs.

I don’t know how long it took you to read all that but just know that is time you are never getting back

And you all thought my weekends were full of wild sex and drunken states