Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[AmberLGreen]

And good morning to all you late risers

 

[fsa52]

And good morning to all you late risers

Hugs to you who are halfway through the day!

 

[gga]

I'm changing a showerhead.

And next time, please lead with the Motown.

 

[fsa52]

I'm changing a showerhead.

And next time, please lead with the Motown.

Come over here, please. I have a new shower head that needs to be installed also.

 

[gga]

And good morning to all you late risers

Good morning

And I'm not telling you when it rose.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Good morning

And I'm not telling you when it rose.

Was it this morning or some time last month?

 

[gga]

Come over here, please. I have a new shower head that needs to be installed also.

Upon completion, I'll have to supervise your testing of the various pulses to make sure it's, umm, performing satisfactorily.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Good morning gga I hope you slept well and are ready to hit the weekend full on

As it is quiet this morning, I am going to give you all a sneak preview into an Amber weekend. So grab your coffee, some breakfast and pull up a comfy chair

My grocery delivery arrived last night but didn’t have the two main ingredients I needed for tonight’s dinner. Oh, the drama! So I need to take a little walk into town to actually purchase these items and carry them home. This may seem like a simple task but it is thirsty work walking to town so I will need to stop at the local micro pub to enjoy a glass of their delicious strawberry cider and maybe try a new pale ale.

When I do visit the town, I like to browse the shops and this will lead to me buying more stuff that I don’t actually need and that will also require me to carry it home. It will likely be clothes, make-up and home decorations. The clothes will be put into the wardrobe where I will forget about them for a couple of years, by which time I won’t like them anymore. I will attempt to put the make-up on my face in a way that would make any model jealous but in reality would make Aunt Sally roll her eyes. I will try to find a spot for the new home decorations only to realise there is nowhere for them to go without me rearranging the whole house.

After shopping, but before heading home, I will grab a coffee from one of the branded coffee houses. Not Costa Coffee because they used to be my favourite but then Starbucks started doing a coffee just for people like me. It is a Blonde roast. I shall have a large blonde roast latte (unlike Caffe Nero whose “large” coffee is only suitable for one of the fucking Borrowers), sit in the window and watch the local folk pass by as they get on with their weekends. I might even have a slice of lemon cake seeing as I have missed lunch.

Upon returning home, I will put the shopping away and then contemplate a quick masturbation session (shopping always makes me horny). I probably won’t get around to the masturbation session as there is vacuuming and dusting to be done. I will put the music on, maybe a little Motown or some current dance tunes, and set about cleaning this swamp pit. After which, I will prepare this evening’s meal, eat and chat with the teenager, clean away the dishes, pour a large drink and come and watch the Lit pervs.

I don’t know how long it took you to read all that but just know that is time you are never getting back

And you all thought my weekends were full of wild sex and drunken states

I loved the Borrowers!!!

 

[gga]

Was it this morning or some time last month?

Remember that drunken PM you sent? Yeah, that morning.

 

[fsa52]

Upon completion, I'll have to supervise your testing of the various pulses to make sure it's, umm, performing satisfactorily.

I’m so impressed with your dedication to duty! Thanks for your hard work!

 

[skin2win]

I’m so impressed with your dedication to duty! Thanks for your hard work!

Did you buy it with shower O’s in mind? Or is that typically just an after thought?

 

[gga]

Thanks for your hard work!

I guess it shows?

 

[fsa52]

Did you buy it with shower O’s in mind? Or is that typically just an after thought?

Let’s just say, I do my due diligence before I purchase.

 

[fsa52]

I guess it shows?

Yes, but I won’t point or laugh.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I loved the Borrowers!!!

Me too. If reincarnation is a real thing, I want to come back as a Borrower and live under the floorboards of a Lit member (one with plenty of tissues)

 

[skin2win]

Yes, but I won’t point or laugh.

What if one were into that sort of thing?

 

[fsa52]

What if one were into that sort of thing?

Poor thing!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Remember that drunken PM you sent? Yeah, that morning.

I am sure that I sent that to Frenchie but I don’t mind if she shared it (it must have been a good one)

 

[skin2win]

Poor thing!

All in good fun!!

 

[gga]

Yes, but I won’t point or laugh.

Don't worry.
Wouldn't be the first time that happened.

And is the water pressure too high? Or the water too hot? I'm hearing a lot of "oh my God"s as you test my work

 

[positiveflirt]

Me too. If reincarnation is a real thing, I want to come back as a Borrower and live under the floorboards of a Lit member (one with plenty of tissues)

I think I'd want to be reincarnated as me, in the exact same time. Imagine going down a different route (and knowing who to avoid!)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I am sure that I sent that to Frenchie but I don’t mind if she shared it (it must have been a good one)

Did someone summon me? View attachment 2212990

 

[gga]

Me too. If reincarnation is a real thing, I want to come back as a Borrower and live under the floorboards of a Lit member (one with plenty of tissues)

I use lots of tissues

 

[gga]

I am sure that I sent that to Frenchie but I don’t mind if she shared it (it must have been a good one)

We role played it

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I use lots of tissues

So you're another one I will side eye when you ask me to pass the tissues.