Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[AmberLGreen]

Next time I get a little tipsy I am going to read The Duck in the Truck to you all

 

[ydahecnot]

I think one could have fun making up one’s own:
—If You Give an Elephant a Peanut
—If You Give a Dog a Leg
—If You Give a Chinchilla Ratatouille

 

[gga]

Next time I get a little tipsy I am going to read The Duck in the Truck to you all

That's going to sound great with the words slurred. So looking forward to it. Don't leave me out!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I think one could have fun making up one’s own:
—If You Give an Elephant a Peanut
—If You Give a Dog a Leg
—If You Give a Chinchilla Ratatouille

If you give a stripper a pole...

 

[Daisy_Love]

If you give a stripper a pole...

If you give a Pimp a Hoe…

 

[Anastasia1999]

I am thinking of checking out some estate sales. I love that so it should be fun! I hope you have a great day too!

Oh I do love a good rummage in a sale Enjoy yourself

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

If you give a Pimp a Hoe…

If you give a Litster a camera...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm so glad I stopped back in here!
All these story titles have me laughing!

 

[gga]

If you give a Litster a camera...

I hate to give away the ending, but it's when all the camera toting Litsters get together, and AmPics is formed.

 

[Photog1rl]

I hate to give away the ending, but it's when all the camera toting Litsters get together, and AmPics is formed.

That’s what I thought! We get to see the results of if you gave a litster a camera and we are usually better for it.

 

[gga]

That’s what I thought! We get to see the results of if you gave a litster a camera and we are usually better for it.

Emphasis on usually

 

[barefootgirl69]

I know it's early, but I'm quitting for the day! I've been running around all morning, and worked ever since I returned home. No one should ever have to jump out of bed to go buy cupcakes! Why isn't there a cupcake cart that goes around to all the neighborhoods like in the days of old? Way back in the last century (has it really been a hundred years?!) people in Chicago - and other cities - would bring their goods to the streets. Vegetables being the one that comes to mind. As a child, we had ice cream that came through the neighborhood. Now, we need tacos, margaritas, and cupcakes. Time for me to petition my city council!

Apparently, I need a taco, some alcohol, and a cupcake in that order!

 

[gga]

Have a wonderful rest of your evening @barefootgirl69. Sorry to hear your day was so crazy.

Hmmmm, wandering the neighborhoods selling my goods. Sounds like an enticing idea!

Don't worry! I'd also sell the tacos, margaritas, and cupcakes.

 

[barefootgirl69]

@gga3737

Remind me not to buy sausages from just anyone roaming the street!

 

[gga]

@gga3737

Remind me not to buy sausages from just anyone roaming the street!

I'm not just anyone!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I know it's early, but I'm quitting for the day! I've been running around all morning, and worked ever since I returned home. No one should ever have to jump out of bed to go buy cupcakes! Why isn't there a cupcake cart that goes around to all the neighborhoods like in the days of old? Way back in the last century (has it really been a hundred years?!) people in Chicago - and other cities - would bring their goods to the streets. Vegetables being the one that comes to mind. As a child, we had ice cream that came through the neighborhood. Now, we need tacos, margaritas, and cupcakes. Time for me to petition my city council!

Apparently, I need a taco, some alcohol, and a cupcake in that order!

I have a taco and a couple of cupcakes with cherries on and of course I always have plenty of alcohol

Have a chilled evening

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@gga3737

Remind me not to buy sausages from just anyone roaming the street!

Last summer my best friend and I had left my house late one night to go to a party a few streets over. As we were walking there, a guy on a bike stopped us and tried to sell us steaks from his backpack. It had to be at least 10 or 11 at night, not that there's any good time to be selling steaks from one's backpack, but still. I'm not quite convinced if the steaks were real or not, though.

 

[Lady2020]

The words in my brain are kind of stuck. It's kind of a cross between stress, ADD, and age. And pot. IOW, it's hard for me to contribute to a conversation atm. I like your new thread.

 

[gga]

I have a taco and a couple of cupcakes with cherries on and of course I always have plenty of alcohol

Have a chilled evening

Now I'm hungry. And thirsty.
And think of frosting.

 

[gga]

Last summer my best friend and I had left my house late one night to go to a party a few streets over. As we were walking there, a guy on a bike stopped us and tried to sell us steaks from his backpack. It had to be at least 10 or 11 at night, not that there's any good time to be selling steaks from one's backpack, but still. I'm not quite convinced if the steaks were real or not, though.

Beware guys selling tube steaks late in the evening. Especially "traveling salesmen".

 

[gga]

The words in my brain are kind of stuck. It's kind of a cross between stress, ADD, and age. And pot. IOW, it's hard for me to contribute to a conversation atm. I like your new thread.

Feel free to come by and just hang out with us if that's all you're up to at the moment. You're always welcome. Hopefully we'll have an uplifting vibe that will help reduce your stress.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Beware guys selling tube steaks late in the evening. Especially "traveling salesmen".

So that's what they mean when they say "Ask me about my weiner." How embarrassing to just learn this.

 

[gga]

So that's what they mean when they say "Ask me about my weiner." How embarrassing to just learn this.

It's the ones who don't ask that you really have to worry about. They're working off commission and feel the need to show the goods first.

 

[barefootgirl69]

@Indiesoul
Maybe he meant "stakes" since you were out so late, you know. You probably heard him wrong.


(Now I'm laughing at myself!)

 

[Dribble]

I am cheap. I only got hot dogs for sale