Hahaha I just knew never to pick any clothing up from my teenage boys rooms. I made the fatal mistake with the middle child going mental about the state of his room. Started picking up socks etc and from the look of horror on his face it didn’t take long for the penny to drop!!I hope that isn’t what my teenage son does. He does go through a lot of underwear!
Ohhhh yes please!!
I bet those socks could stand up on their own!Hahaha I just knew never to pick any clothing up from my teenage boys rooms. I made the fatal mistake with the middle child going mental about the state of his room. Started picking up socks etc and from the look of horror on his face it didn’t take long for the penny to drop!!
Ohhhh yes please!!
Oh yesI bet those socks could stand up on their own!
haha never touch the wanky sock 
By the time we learn to clean up after ourselves, we're usually (but not always) out of the the house.Oh yes
Please teach my husband. I've found his wanky socks and towels under the bed.
Cohabitating with dust bunnies?
Oh crap.
It sounds pretty good to meGood morning ggaI hope you slept well and are ready to hit the weekend full on
As it is quiet this morning, I am going to give you all a sneak preview into an Amber weekend. So grab your coffee, some breakfast and pull up a comfy chair
My grocery delivery arrived last night but didn’t have the two main ingredients I needed for tonight’s dinner. Oh, the drama! So I need to take a little walk into town to actually purchase these items and carry them home. This may seem like a simple task but it is thirsty work walking to town so I will need to stop at the local micro pub to enjoy a glass of their delicious strawberry cider and maybe try a new pale ale.
When I do visit the town, I like to browse the shops and this will lead to me buying more stuff that I don’t actually need and that will also require me to carry it home. It will likely be clothes, make-up and home decorations. The clothes will be put into the wardrobe where I will forget about them for a couple of years, by which time I won’t like them anymore. I will attempt to put the make-up on my face in a way that would make any model jealous but in reality would make Aunt Sally roll her eyes. I will try to find a spot for the new home decorations only to realise there is nowhere for them to go without me rearranging the whole house.
After shopping, but before heading home, I will grab a coffee from one of the branded coffee houses. Not Costa Coffee because they used to be my favourite but then Starbucks started doing a coffee just for people like me. It is a Blonde roast. I shall have a large blonde roast latte (unlike Caffe Nero whose “large” coffee is only suitable for one of the fucking Borrowers), sit in the window and watch the local folk pass by as they get on with their weekends. I might even have a slice of lemon cake seeing as I have missed lunch.
Upon returning home, I will put the shopping away and then contemplate a quick masturbation session (shopping always makes me horny). I probably won’t get around to the masturbation session as there is vacuuming and dusting to be done. I will put the music on, maybe a little Motown or some current dance tunes, and set about cleaning this swamp pit. After which, I will prepare this evening’s meal, eat and chat with the teenager, clean away the dishes, pour a large drink and come and watch the Lit pervs.
I don’t know how long it took you to read all that but just know that is time you are never getting back
And you all thought my weekends were full of wild sex and drunken states
We are out of milk so I'm headed into the fray before coffee-oh the horror!I miss Sunday shopping and having groceries delivered. Neither is possible here and it means I am in a mad fecking dash to the store every blimming Saturday along with all of the other plebs.
Hope you are all more relaxed than I am.
So far today I have been very relaxed.
It only has two legs now. I don’t know what Frenchie did with the other one! That giraffe has never been the same since that nightI'm off to, umm, refresh myself to Amber's "3-legged giraffe and the lilly pad" DM.
Later kids
When a what wants a what?@AmberLGreen - why does your story of going to town remind me of "When a pig wants a pancake"?
I think I need to go to town to get cupcakes or something, but right after breakfast. I really want French Toast, but I doubt that will happen. I'm out of milk, too. Better make a list!
Sorry, I had the title wrong! It's a children's book that I loved to read to mine.
Mmmmm. Cupcakes.@AmberLGreen - why does your story of going to town remind me of "When a pig wants a pancake"?
I think I need to go to town to get cupcakes or something, but right after breakfast. I really want French Toast, but I doubt that will happen. I'm out of milk, too. Better make a list!
I am thinking of checking out some estate sales. I love that so it should be fun! I hope you have a great day too!No milk — my worst nightmare.
Buy something nice for yourself while you are out
Have fun PG!I am thinking of checking out some estate sales. I love that so it should be fun! I hope you have a great day too!
I don’t think that pig is demanding enough but she does have the same attention span as I do
Yup. Same author.
Great book. Of course I made it better with the voices and additional sound effects
