Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[Photog1rl]

We only post them to make you all remember to have your sound off at work. You can thank us later with chocolate and alcohol (the good stuff though)

An important reminder! My sound is always off and I try not to go on Lit at work but last week, let's just say, I was VERY glad to have my own office.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

We only post them to make you all remember to have your sound off at work. You can thank us later with chocolate and alcohol (the good stuff though)

I believe you meant "shank" not "thank". Have you met me?

 

[AmberLGreen]

That sounds way more delightful than tunneling through snow to get to my mail box.

I wonder if that is what that guy who messaged meant when he said “getting to my box was like an Antarctic expedition”

 

[AmberLGreen]

I believe you meant "shank" not "thank". Have you met me?

As long as there is chocolate and alcohol (the good stuff) at the end of it, you change it to whatever you like! Maybe not “spank” because that is going to get me off way too early

 

[Bry1313]

I wonder if that is what that guy who messaged meant when he said “getting to my box was like an Antarctic expedition”

Lol, I’d need to know more about your box to be sure…..hahaha

 

[gga]

Maybe not “spank” because that is going to get me off way too early

You're back on the Daddy thing, aren't you?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

As long as there is chocolate and alcohol (the good stuff) at the end of it, you change it to whatever you like! Maybe not “spank” because that is going to get me off way too early

You HAD to say spank right before I go into this dumb zoom meeting I forgot about.

 

[gga]

You HAD to say spank right before I go into this dumb zoom meeting I forgot about.

Now imagine if  I   had said it.

 

[gga]

I wonder if that is what that guy who messaged meant when he said “getting to my box was like an Antarctic expedition”

I have my backpack, camera, water bottle, long underwear (wait, won't need those), and a journal. Am I going to need sled dogs?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have my backpack, camera, water bottle, long underwear (wait, won't need those), and a journal. Am I going to need sled dogs?

Ok you got me on the daddy thing earlier but I am most certainly not going down the beastiality route. Leave the dogs behind and just wear some wellies (wide topped, you can ask questions later)

 

[gga]

Ok you got me on the daddy thing earlier but I am most certainly not going down the beastiality route.

Abort! Abort! Abort!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I don’t care if you call me mummy or mama but will you please make up your mind what needs to happen with my titties! One day it is syrup on them pancake titties, the next day it is tit wank with them big bad titties and now it is rub on your tits. Just tell me are my titties good enough


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I like to knock around the titties in a variety of ways. What is wrong with that?

 

[gga]

just wear some wellies (wide topped, you can ask questions later)

Well I figured it was going to get a bit wet.

 

[Photog1rl]

I like to knock around the titties in a variety of ways.

Damn @Mo_Bandy, you are a freaking poet.

 

[Photog1rl]

Good morning everybody.

Hi FF! Good morning!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Damn @Mo_Bandy, you are a freaking poet.

Well I read a lot. Mostly Penthouse Letters but some culture and shit. Plus I do a lot of Shrooms and I think that helps me.

 

[Dribble]

Damn, we almost made it one full page without a music video.

I didn't read the rules....is that one of them? No music videos? Well if Auntie wants to toss in $50 too...

 

[AmberLGreen]

I like to knock around the titties in a variety of ways. What is wrong with that?

I fucking love you ❤

When I have my Lit fake death, I am going to leave you my titties in my Will. You can mount them on a board and knock them around however you like, you could even fit a bottle opener to one of the nipples

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I fucking love you ❤

When I have my Lit fake death, I am going to leave you my titties in my Will. You can mount them on a board and knock them around however you like, you could even fit a bottle opener to one of the nipples

I love you too. I like to box the titties like Tyson Fury. You gotta bob and weave them things.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I didn't read the rules....is that one of them? No music videos? Well if Auntie wants to toss in $50 too...

Nope, that's not one of the rules but there was one page that felt like a music thread instead of a conversation thread.

My husband comes from a culture where every woman older than the other is called Auntie, so that one doesn't bother me as much. LOL

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I fucking love you ❤

When I have my Lit fake death, I am going to leave you my titties in my Will. You can mount them on a board and knock them around however you like, you could even fit a bottle opener to one of the nipples

My nipples just cringed.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nope, that's not one of the rules but there was one page that felt like a music thread instead of a conversation thread.

My husband comes from a culture where every woman older than the other is called Auntie, so that one doesn't bother me as much. LOL

In my family, there were a lot of “uncles”

 

[AmberLGreen]

I love you too. I like to box the titties like Tyson Fury. You gotta bob and weave them things.

Is that why you drink? To get that natural bob and weave move going?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

In my family, there were a lot of “uncles”

Did you escape the cult?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Is that why you drink? To get that natural bob and weave move going?

I mostly drink to help the pills kick in.