Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[gga]

My nipples just cringed.

Let me take care of that for you.

 

[gga]

I mostly drink to help the pills kick in.

Can't beat that logic.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Can't beat that logic.

But you can beat a monkey. Sorry. I had to.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Can't beat that logic.

 

[gga]

But you can beat a monkey. Sorry. I had to.

At chess?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

At chess?

sigh, you said your monkey had less hair.

 

[gga]

sigh, you said your monkey had less hair.

That's not my monkey.

My monkey regularly gets shaved. The gray hairs are very unbecoming.

And getting back to earlier phrasing, my monkey is more often spanked than beaten. The recovery time after a beating is longer, and I'm not getting any younger.

Now if I could get someone to help with the, umm, "discipline"....

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[AmberLGreen]

That's not my monkey.

My monkey regularly gets shaved. The gray hairs are very unbecoming.

And getting back to earlier phrasing, my monkey is more often spanked than beaten. The recovery time after a beating is longer, and I'm not getting any younger.

Now if I could get someone to help with the, umm, "discipline"....

Who told me that choking and chickens would be good disciplines to have? I would have seriously opted for spanking and monkeys. I feel luckier than my best friend because she chose flogging and horses

 

[gga]

I feel luckier than my best friend because she chose flogging and horses

Flogging you say?!

 

[Photog1rl]

Well I read a lot. Mostly Penthouse Letters but some culture and shit. Plus I do a lot of Shrooms and I think that helps me.

That tracks.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

That tracks.

Doing blow. Listening to this song on repeat and thinking about you babe.

 

[Photog1rl]

Doing blow. Listening to this song on repeat and thinking about you babe.

Never heard that song and I'm a little nervous to start now.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Never heard that song and I'm a little nervous to start now.

LOL...
Yeah, stick to the classics, like this one:

 

[Photog1rl]

LOL...
Yeah, stick to the classics, like this one:

Hmm, I saw weird al a few months back but I don't think he played this song.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Flogging you say?!

Just because you have good teeth and shiny shoes, it does not make you a horse

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hmm, I saw weird al a few months back but I don't think he played this song.

I have never seen him live, but I think he's brilliant.

 

[gga]

Just because you have good teeth and shiny shoes, it does not make you a horse

I know you only listed two items, but I'm sadly oh for three in the horse comparisons.

Though I probably have been called a horse's ass on more than one occasion.

Edit: I guess I could always shine my shoes.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Though I probably have been called a horse's ass on more than one occasion.

Not by me!

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE it when dead male teammates advise me how to play the game? Who was MVP now? Refresh my memory, please.

 

[gga]

Who was MVP now? Refresh my memory, please.

You are, my Most Valuable Princess.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You are, my Most Valuable Princess.

You make everything better! My feminist rage can subside now.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I fucking love you ❤

When I have my Lit fake death, I am going to leave you my titties in my Will. You can mount them on a board and knock them around however you like, you could even fit a bottle opener to one of the nipples

Will they be presented at the Will reading on Zoom?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Who told me that choking and chickens would be good disciplines to have? I would have seriously opted for spanking and monkeys. I feel luckier than my best friend because she chose flogging and horses

If her name’s Molly I think she likes it

 

[AmberLGreen]

Will they be presented at the Will reading on Zoom?

On a silver platter, inside jelly moulds and decorated with gold leaf

 

[Daisy_Love]

On a silver platter, inside jelly moulds and decorated with gold leaf

Fancy