Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[gga]

She works in homeless services… I may be needing her services tonight.

She's feigning being upset.
She's gonna milk this.

Wait. What?

 

[AlexBailey]

Even the cheap ones aren't in the budget.
So, I shouldn't be using rubber bands?

Improvised sex toys: where inspiration meets depravity.

 

[AmberLGreen]

She works in homeless services… I may be needing her services tonight.

I have a bush you could bed down in. You picked the right day because there is probably some pickled ginger and zucchini leftovers in there

 

[gga]

Improvised sex toys: where inspiration meets depravity.

We're not going to talk about the Shop-Vac.

 

[FranklyFrank]

We're not going to talk about the Shop-Vac.

Or the 4-stroke Johnson 2000 Bush Tamer

 

[AlexBailey]

Ass smacking?
Government officials hear that all the time.
It's why many of them went into politics in the first place.

She’s off the phone now. It was only a county director, not a real big-wig. Now my ass hurts.

 

[gga]

Or the 4-stroke Johnson 2000 Bush Tamer

4-stroke?
Grrrrr. She wasn't supposed to tell.

 

[gga]

She’s off the phone now. It was only a county director, not a real big-wig. Now my ass hurts.

Win Win.

 

[cascadiabound]

I made breakfast for some friends and offered them turkey bacon, they told me ‘turkey bacon’ was sacrilegious.

I don't think that word means what they think it does

 

[cascadiabound]

I got some lovely pork chops at the store last night. Very cheap. How would that sound for dinner?

Perfect! I'll make margaritas!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Perfect! I'll make margaritas!

Well that was a cheap dinner and I was willing to spend at least a tenner

 

[cascadiabound]

Well that was a cheap dinner and I was willing to spend at least a tenner

I'm a cheap date.
Always have been

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm a cheap date.
Always have been

Me too. I will do anything for a KitKat

 

[cascadiabound]

Me too. I will do anything for a KitKat

Anything chocolate...

 

[FranklyFrank]

Me too. I will do anything for a KitKat

Now you tell me!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Now you tell me!

I did. Remember when I said “I want four fingers”. I am beginning to think we don’t speak the same language!

 

[FranklyFrank]

I did. Remember when I said “I want four fingers”. I am beginning to think we don’t speak the same language!

So let's recap..."I want a kit kat bar" is code for give me the four finger special? How did I miss that signal?

 

[AmberLGreen]

So let's recap..."I want a kit kat bar" is code for give me the four finger special? How did I miss that signal?

Quick translation guide:

Twix - two fingers but deep
KitKat - four fingers
King Size Mars - your cock, deep
Snickers - fuck me so hard you fill me with your nuts
Triple Bounty - all three holes

 

[FranklyFrank]

Quick translation guide:

Twix - two fingers but deep
KitKat - four fingers
King Size Mars - your cock, deep
Snickers - fuck me so hard you fill me with your nuts
Triple Bounty - all three holes

Just know I may snicker when I plunge my king size mars into your triple bounty!

NOTE: I'm glad to learn Bounty didn't mean the "Quicker picker upper"!

 

[gga]

Now you tell me!

Dude - always, always lead with the chocolate.

 

[AlexBailey]

Quick translation guide:

Twix - two fingers but deep
KitKat - four fingers
King Size Mars - your cock, deep
Snickers - fuck me so hard you fill me with your nuts
Triple Bounty - all three holes

Now I’ve got the advertising jingle in my head wondering how to interpret:


Gimme a break
Gimme a break
Break me off a piece of that KitKat Bar

 

[AmberLGreen]

Dude - always, always lead with the chocolate.

As for the Lindor…

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dude - always, always lead with the chocolate.

I've gotta write this stuff down!

 

[gga]

Twix - two fingers but deep

Make sure you find out if she wants left or right. (One of each can be done if you're in the right position.)

 

[FranklyFrank]

Make sure you find out if she wants left or right. (One of each can be done if you're in the right position.)

Left one or right one? how did we skip to balls???