Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[gga]

Does it say something about us when we are evaluating the proper pickle position? Lmao

We're perfectionists?

 

[FranklyFrank]

We're perfectionists?

I knew you would get it!

 

[gga]

I knew you would get it!

We're just not appreciated

 

[FranklyFrank]

We're just not appreciated

Yeah, sniff...sniff sniff...it's tough

 

[gga]

Yeah, sniff...sniff sniff...it's tough

Tough. That's one word for it.

Though I think they'd like it better if we said "hard".

 

[FranklyFrank]

Tough. That's one word for it.

Though I think they'd like it better if we said "hard".

The one constant we can firmly agree on!

 

[gga]

The one constant we can firmly agree on!

I often am forced to grasp that concept

 

[AmberLGreen]

Talk of cock rings, hard and firmly all in a few posts. Excuse me while I go rub one out

ETA - thank you for adding “grasp”, I didn’t even need to rub

 

[gga]

Talk of cock rings, hard and firmly all in a few posts. Excuse me while I go rub one out

We know what button to rub.
Umm, I mean push.

 

[FranklyFrank]

I often am forced to grasp that concept

Sometimes, we just have to take matters (or pickles) into our own hands.

What's next...cucucumers...sliced or natural?


DO NOT TELL @AmberLGreen I told you but eventually, she comes around and loves when I give her the full zucchini! but shhhhhhhhhhh

 

[FranklyFrank]

Talk of cock rings, hard and firmly all in a few posts. Excuse me while I go rub one out

ETA - thank you for adding “grasp”, I didn’t even need to rub

We know what button to rub.
Umm, I mean push.

Rub it...rub it good....no...you're right...push it sounds better.

 

[gga]

she comes around and loves when I give her the full zucchini!

-5 for spelling

And you spelled zucchini correctly.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Sometimes, we just have to take matters (or pickles) into our own hands.

What's next...cucucumers...sliced or natural?


DO NOT TELL @AmberLGreen I told you but eventually, she comes around and loves when I give her the full zucchini! but shhhhhhhhhhh

I actually prefer the marrow but you are too impatient to let it grow a little more

 

[FranklyFrank]

-5 for spelling

And you spelled zucchini correctly.

Mistake noted....

 

[FranklyFrank]

I actually prefer the marrow but you are too impatient to let it grow a little more

Another tool in our toy box revealed!

 

[AlexBailey]

Oops! I’m in big trouble!

My wife was on the phone and I thought she was talking to a friend so I smacked her ass… nope. She was talking to a regional director from the
United States Department of Housing and Urban Development.


Yep. I fucked up bad.

 

[gga]

I actually prefer the marrow but you are too impatient to let it grow a little more

With some of us , the amount of growth is not due to impatience, but genetics.

Damn Irish curse!!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oops! I’m in big trouble!

My wife was on the phone and I thought she was talking to a friend so I smacked her ass… nope. She was talking to a regional director from the
United States Department of Housing and Urban Development.


Yep. I fucked up bad.

It is a good thing you were checking the stability of her urban area to see if it would hold a housing development

 

[AmberLGreen]

With some of us , the amount of growth is not due to impatience, but genetics.

Damn Irish curse!!

That could explain why it is green. Keep buying the cheap cock rings

 

[AlexBailey]

It is a good thing you were checking the stability of her urban area to see if it would hold a housing development

She works in homeless services… I may be needing her services tonight.

 

[gga]

Oops! I’m in big trouble!

My wife was on the phone and I thought she was talking to a friend so I smacked her ass… nope. She was talking to a regional director from the
United States Department of Housing and Urban Development.


Yep. I fucked up bad.

Ass smacking?
Government officials hear that all the time.
It's why many of them went into politics in the first place.

 

[FranklyFrank]

With some of us , the amount of growth is not due to impatience, but genetics.

Damn Irish curse!!

Well I'm a grower and that doesn't have anything to do with farming!

 

[gga]

That could explain why it is green. Keep buying the cheap cock rings

Even the cheap ones aren't in the budget.
So, I shouldn't be using rubber bands?

 

[FranklyFrank]

Even the cheap ones aren't in the budget.
So, I shouldn't be using rubber bands?

Oh That's gonna leave a mark!

 

[Dribble]

Rub it...rub it good....no...you're right...push it sounds better.