Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[Mo_Bandy]

Don’t worry. I haven’t felt a thing in years. It is kind of a conditioning but mostly just saggy walls

 

[AmberLGreen]

He could talk dirty to me all night with that voice

 

[gga]

I'm not doing no stinkin introductions and let anyone cut in on my action!

"Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with 20,000 women during his life. In the book "Wilt: Larger Than Life," Rod Roddewig, a contemporary of Wilt's, shared a story about how the legendary basketball player came up with that number"

My seconds

 

[gga]

Don’t worry. I haven’t felt a thing in years.

Wow. I hope @FranklyFrank isn't lurking.

 

[gga]

Video footage of Frank at spin school


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I would really like to know which brand of lube that is.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Wow. I hope @FranklyFrank isn't lurking.

He likes to watch. He is the resident peeping tom

 

[AmberLGreen]

I would really like to know which brand of lube that is.

Remember when Frank said he was dripping? He drips enough for natural lube

 

[gga]

Remember when Frank said he was dripping? He drips enough for natural lube

Warn me next time. I just ate!

We got drips.....

I got your neon right here..

 

[JerseyJade]

@JerseyJade
Please come pick up your child at Customer Service and take him back to your thread

No way! I'm putting him up for adoption!

 

[JerseyJade]

Wow brining JJ in to attempt to handle me.... all I gotta do is throw her a q tip and she is defeated

You can stick that Q-tip in your ear, SirPeckerHead! Oh wait... you might like that. Never mind.

 

[JerseyJade]

Does a Q-Tip remind her of pics you've sent?

A Q-Tip to @SirConradPeckereye is like a vibrator to a woman. I'm pretty sure his is battery operated, too.

 

[JerseyJade]

Somebody has to clean the cum out of your ears.

Eww!

 

[JerseyJade]

No.... she says they were from Daddy Warbucks..... whoever that is...

WTF is a Daddy Warbucks?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Happy weekend you sexy fuckers . Do something naughty


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[VoraciousValue]

No.... she says they were from Daddy Warbucks..... whoever that is...

Daddy Warbucks was the wealthy white dude who adopted Little Orphan Annie.

 

[gga]

Happy Weekend kids

(imagine some Saturday/weekend gif here)

Looking miserable weatherwise for most of today, but tomorrow looks to be better.

Go find yourself some fun out there!

 

[fsa52]

Happy Weekend kids

(imagine some Saturday/weekend gif here)

Looking miserable weatherwise for most of today, but tomorrow looks to be better.

Go find yourself some fun out there!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I was just catching up here. You all make me smile. I love the (mostly) witty repartee.
Maybe someday I'll catch it in action again and actually contribute.

 

[FranklyFrank]

I was just catching up here. You all make me smile. I love the (mostly) witty repartee.
Maybe someday I'll catch it in action again and actually contribute.

Tag! You're it. See it's that easy! lol

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Tag! You're it. See it's that easy! lol

Well, if we're going to play games, I'd much prefer Twister or spin the bottle. Although they're all really designed for more than two people. Spin the bottle quickly loses the suspense.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Well, if we're going to play games, I'd much prefer Twister or spin the bottle. Although they're all really designed for more than two people. Spin the bottle quickly loses the suspense.

Why? What have you heard about my "spin" reputation?? Let's begin...you start with right foot blue, left hand green....I'm sure that's a lovely view when your all bent over and in game mode!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

It's not just what I've heard, Frank. There was video after all. But I was talking about bottles spinning, not you. <Sets hand and foot in position on the Twister mat. Looks up to see Frank just standing next to the mat watching her.> Excuse me, this isn't a spectator sport.

 

[FranklyFrank]

It's not just what I've heard, Frank. There was video after all. But I was talking about bottles spinning, not you. <Sets hand and foot in position on the Twister mat. Looks up to see Frank just standing next to the mat watching her.> Excuse me, this isn't a spectator sport.

Sees it was a bottle of lube left out for spinning INSTEAD of my...spinning...my mistake.

Invokes home court rules and selects my own first two colors to put me right behind our first player.....settles in...let the games begin!

 

[gga]

I was just catching up here. You all make me smile. I love the (mostly) witty repartee.
Maybe someday I'll catch it in action again and actually contribute.

Mostly witty?

We're going to chat with a few people to have them step up their game.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Mostly witty?

We're going to chat with a few people to have them step up their game.

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