Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[FranklyFrank]

You have been just waiting for the opportunity to say "spelunker" haven't you?

I was waiting for @AmberLGreen to ask if that's what happens when I get excited...but she's off watering her garden.

 

[gga]

It's still painful to talk about

What a kick in the nuts to your future sexcapades.

 

[FranklyFrank]

What a kick in the nuts to your future sexcapades.

DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MORE IDEAS!

 

[gga]

DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MORE IDEAS!

If there's one person who I think does not need more ideas, it's Amber.

I'm sure she still has notebooks full of ideas that she hasn't even used yet.

 

[FranklyFrank]

If there's one person who I think does not need more ideas, it's Amber.

I'm sure she still has notebooks full of ideas that she hasn't even used yet.

And there's no telling what's in her toy collection!

 

[gga]

And there's no telling what's in her toy collection!

She placed that "no telling" rule on you, did she?

Would that be a "gag order"?

 

[FranklyFrank]

She placed that "no telling" rule on you, did she?

Would that be a "gag order"?

*pats my lap* oh I got her gag right here buddy!

 

[gga]

*pats my lap* oh I got her gag right here buddy!

Oh, she really must be off watering her garden for you to be talking smack like that.

Did someone say smack?
Hmmm, that may or may not be my codeword for @LaisDeMarieDeFrance for "I'll meet you 'round back".

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think we use cave for that one!

You only call it the cave when you wear the Batman costume

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is this a good time to mention I am an avid spelunker?

Have you put the torch on your helmet again?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I was waiting for @AmberLGreen to ask if that's what happens when I get excited...but she's off watering her garden.

When you get excited, everywhere needs to be watered to wash your deposits off

 

[AmberLGreen]

DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MORE IDEAS!

Do you think that would turn you on more than the pliers?

 

[AmberLGreen]

If there's one person who I think does not need more ideas, it's Amber.

I'm sure she still has notebooks full of ideas that she hasn't even used yet.

Why do you think he doesn’t sleep at night?

 

[FranklyFrank]

You only call it the cave when you wear the Batman costume

That reminds me of a story I heard long time ago about a couple playing sexual dress up...he was Batman...and when he jumped off of the dresser, he knocked himself out by hitting his head on the ceiling fan...but I am still partial to your bat cave...

 

[FranklyFrank]

Have you put the torch on your helmet again?

That means I'm going deep!

 

[FranklyFrank]

When you get excited, everywhere needs to be watered to wash your deposits off

That's why the fire hose was installed.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Do you think that would turn you on more than the pliers?

YIKES!

 

[gga]

That means I'm going deep!

Someone's pretty high on himself.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Someone's pretty high on himself.

You been sniffing the lube again?

 

[AmberLGreen]

With how sexy you two make me sound, I am surprised my inbox isn’t full of propositions

 

[gga]

That's why the fire hose was installed.

Sounds like we need to take you out back again.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Sounds like we need to take you out back again.

Who is this we you speak of? You got a mouse in your pocket??

 

[gga]

With how sexy you two make me sound, I am surprised my inbox isn’t full of propositions

Check your inbox now.

 

[gga]

Who is this we you speak of? You got a mouse in your pocket??

The mouse doesn't need batteries.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Okay fellow Catatonics....I've had enough abuse for today so I am packing my bags and moving out the door....otherwise known as going to make something for lunch!

You all behave until I get back...I don't want to miss stuff!