Crazy Private Messages

No, I meant that they can't read. Apparently, they see nothing on Kendra's profile or in her posts that suggests she's involved with someone.

Hell no they don't. You can stick a banner over her head that says "I AM SPOKEN FOR" and they still won't see it.
 
Just received the following this evening... :rolleyes:

Hello !..

Would u want to create your own reality show?

I am 24 male, educated male, alone in my apartment (thanks to my roommies) looking for a girl or couple to command me on MIC while I will expose myself on CAM while doing any commands you have ?

It will be a reality show since I will tour you in the house, you can make me to very differnet things with the materials in the house. It will be customized based on your needs / desires I just be your slave

PM me if interested.

Looking forward to
 
Most of my personal message to some of the Ladies here have been introductory
and mostly conversations
Good evening Nat I hope all is well with you
 
Just received the following this evening... :rolleyes:

Hello !..

Would u want to create your own reality show?

I am 24 male, educated male, alone in my apartment (thanks to my roommies) looking for a girl or couple to command me on MIC while I will expose myself on CAM while doing any commands you have ?

It will be a reality show since I will tour you in the house, you can make me to very differnet things with the materials in the house. It will be customized based on your needs / desires I just be your slave

PM me if interested.

Looking forward to
No doubt you switched on your cam on the moment you got his message ;)
 
I love sex. I am a smooth & bald pussy lover so I would like to shave your pussy & ass first, very very gently without any nicks or scratches(cause i dont like to hurt anyone, specially my sex partner ) or if you wish me to shave you with veet or anne french hair removal cream, then I'll do it for you with those creams. I would like make you smooth & silk down there. When you wear your panties you will feel the smoothness of silky smooth touch. Then put some honey all over your ass and pussy & then lick all those honey in/on ass-chicks/crack to your pissing hole, make you cum and satisfy you as long as you need. I am still virgin and wanna take a sex experince. I'll be your slave, whatever you want me to do, I will do it for you. I am an addict to sex. Contact me via my e-mail, I hope we can move from here.

This cracks me up. I'm not sure how one can be a virgin and addicted to sex at the same time??
 
Oh, and YAY for the re-incarnation of this thread. So glad you brought it back again Lorraine! :kiss:
 
I exist on another site where I have received this message and I'm trying to work the guy out...

Dear Lady,

two more things I´d like to mention:

I forgot to tell you about my fling for real red-heads.
they tend to come with a fair soft skin and freckles,
which I like so much, that I´ll don´t even mind
when they would turn out a bit less long and slender
than my usual taste for blondes would dictate.

After I wrote you, I took a look at some of your other uploads.
I like the look of the those ladies and some seem genuinely hot
but I like a lot to hear them and see them really come.
Also, as I prefer real sound and orgasms over acting,
I really rather see a badly shot amateur shot, than
model shaped actresses in their 100th flick on a pro-held cam.
Finally, i could do without seeing all the dicks and shooting shots,
but I understand that some women rather come with a man on camera.

I´m curious about your reactions on several points I mentioned.
Thank you in advance for trying to address some of them.
With high regards -
 
I exist on another site where I have received this message and I'm trying to work the guy out...

Dear Lady,

two more things I´d like to mention:

I forgot to tell you about my fling for real red-heads.
they tend to come with a fair soft skin and freckles,
which I like so much, that I´ll don´t even mind
when they would turn out a bit less long and slender
than my usual taste for blondes would dictate.

After I wrote you, I took a look at some of your other uploads.
I like the look of the those ladies and some seem genuinely hot
but I like a lot to hear them and see them really come.
Also, as I prefer real sound and orgasms over acting,
I really rather see a badly shot amateur shot, than
model shaped actresses in their 100th flick on a pro-held cam.
Finally, i could do without seeing all the dicks and shooting shots,
but I understand that some women rather come with a man on camera.

I´m curious about your reactions on several points I mentioned.
Thank you in advance for trying to address some of them.
With high regards -

Sitting here slack-jawed and confused. Have no idea what he might be trying to convey.
 
Free Speech, No spam is what LIT is all about so speak freely but never reveal the source of the message or the gods may ban this thread again...

Actually, posting of PM's is prohibited...period. Just sayin'..

4. You may not post personal information of other members or, for that matter, anyone else. We do not allow phone numbers, email addresses, private messages or quotes from private emails to be posted on the forum. This rule also covers real names, employment info, and any other personal information that we deem inappropriate.
 
I get them often -_-" Here's a few of my more "recent" ones:

Initiation of an unwilling slave - 10-01-2010, 09:30 PM
Dear Lady Reiha


I saw you online, looked at your profile and felt inspired to invite you to participate in the following thread idea, if you're interested of course:


"An intelligent, driven and adventurous young alpha man is abducted by two sensually dominant women during one of his back packing tours in Latin America. After successfully capturing him, they begin a drawn-out initiation and training process in which he is forced to please them. That learning does not come easy... but over time he realizes and accepts his submissive urges and begins to cooperate with their whims, sexual appetites and creative though twisted fantasies. After they celebrate his final breaking - which they accomplish without turning him into a doormat, but instead into a willing, self-confident slave, they take him on a journey that will change his life forever. They visit different countries and cultures in which they are exposed to all kinds of variations in human relationships and sexual practices; all of which in the end reinforce his submission to his captors and whom they deem worthy to invite into their intimate circle of exploration, pleasure, adventure and fulfillment."

This is the general thread idea.

What follows is some more general character information:

Name of young man: Soren
Age: 30
Build: Average to tall
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Intense blue
Facial hair; goatee
Looks: handsome
Intellect: avid reader, philosophical and smart
Emotional make-up: passionate, adventurous, self-confident, some vulnerability regarding his past

Captors:
Who would you want to be? How would you describe yourself? What particular character traits and interests do you have? How would you want to be called?


I'm hoping to find women with a vivid imagination interested in co-writing a story along these general lines, within the framework of interesting intellectual discourse and witty conversations

Sincerely,
pierre



Here is the first installment of the thread:


"It was eight am in the morning and the sound of honking buses woke up Soren. The first few moments after awakening brought some of the usual confusion that he had experienced in recent months: “Where am I?”

Slowly the recollection of the past few months re-entered his consciousness. He lay in a small hotel bed in Quito, Ecuador. He had embarked on a journey a couple of months back; a journey that began with a flight from Denver to Barranquilla, Colombia. From there he had backpacked through various parts of the beautiful country of Colombia - a place that were it not for the ongoing violence and insecurity – could easily be called ‘God’s own country’. He enjoyed the slow pace of traveling – where his only concerns could be summarized by three main questions: Where will I sleep? What will I eat? and How will I get to the next place? No responsibilities for others – just exploring new places and getting to know new people and taking the days and hours as he saw fit. These two months had been wonderful and done good to his soul, slowly healing the turmoil of the last year.

Soren – at age 30 – had achieved lots in life. An MBA and entrepreneur he had started an innovative technology firm in the Rocky Mountain region – catering to high-end customers. His charisma, good looks, jovial mannerisms and commitment to excellence had earned him the reputation of a serious business man. He treated his customers with utmost respect and fairness, though he could also show a strong hand and determination to get stuff done – despite protests from others.

But all of that came crushing down – when a former employee now turned competitor pulled a dirty trick and filed a sexual harassment suit against him. She had connections and successfully framed him. The trial was gruesome and though his lawyer eventually was able to convince the jury of his innocence… the year-long trial had left emotional scars and covered a deep emotional toll. He felt exhausted, had lost a number of good clients, his sales were down by 80% and his private life came to a shrieking halt – after his girlfriend left him because of the sexual harassment suit. He urgently needed the break after 8 years of non-stop work. And this is what brought him to Latin America and to that hotel bed in Quito, Ecuador.

He rubbed his eyes and slowly got up, went to the bathroom to shower and get ready for a day of exploring the beautiful colonial downtown of Ecuador’s capital. He would spend the day walking the streets, going to a couple of museums, take relaxing breaks at local coffee shops and prepare for a night out at a hip bar he had noticed yesterday. He hoped to meet some cool people to hang out with and perhaps get to know better…."


Um.... *blink* O_O"



Another one:

Do you enjoy - 09-14-2010, 09:40 AM

watching a man masturbate on cam?




And one more, just for kicks:

Hi... - 08-22-2010, 10:35 PM
Hey, I'm new to the forum and just came across one of your posts and your pic. I think you're gorgeous! was hoping maybe we could start talking and see if we have anything in common.

I know you're probably digging through a mountain of PMs from guys professing their love. Hope I make the first cut...

Im a male from illinois that enjoys reading, writing and drawing. a big comic art fan. Hope to hear from you soon...




-_-"
 
Actually, posting of PM's is prohibited...period. Just sayin'..

4. You may not post personal information of other members or, for that matter, anyone else. We do not allow phone numbers, email addresses, private messages or quotes from private emails to be posted on the forum. This rule also covers real names, employment info, and any other personal information that we deem inappropriate.

Thanks for your input LadyG :rose:
 
Free Speech, No spam is what LIT is all about so speak freely but never reveal the source of the message or the gods may ban this thread again...

Well done my love in your efforts to return this once popular thread ;)
 
On another site I had one gentleman ask via pm if I would be interestedin viewing his webcam while he wore a diaper, mind you he was in his late 20's. He was very generous as to include a preview picture of the treasures which awaited me.....
 
On another site I had one gentleman ask via pm if I would be interestedin viewing his webcam while he wore a diaper, mind you he was in his late 20's. He was very generous as to include a preview picture of the treasures which awaited me.....

Eek. How far does that game go? :confused:
 
I've had no amusing random PMs recently. I'm disappointed.

I must have become even scarier! :p
 
I've had no amusing random PMs recently. I'm disappointed.

I must have become even scarier! :p

Shall we set you up with a new Personals Ad? ;) It was a very long time since I spoke to you last, and if my memory serves me well (despite it being known to falter) you certainly weren't scary.

Try harder. ;)
 
Shall we set you up with a new Personals Ad? ;) It was a very long time since I spoke to you last, and if my memory serves me well (despite it being known to falter) you certainly weren't scary.

Try harder. ;)

A new personals ad would probably offend all the people I didn't reply to in the first place, lol.

Erm.

Grrrrrr?!
 
A new personals ad would probably offend all the people I didn't reply to in the first place, lol.

Erm.

Grrrrrr?!

Aren't you a rebel with a cause? Offending people goes with the territory, it gets results.

I might become mute with terror. Shall I go run and hide? :devil:
 
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