Crazy Private Messages

[SJZ76]

I tend to delete the crazy messages when I receive them.... but one has declared instant and eternal love, one offered to pay me a LOT for a date, and one asked if I would shave his balls. Hmmm.

 

[Mrtenant]

I tend to delete the crazy messages when I receive them.... but one has declared instant and eternal love, one offered to pay me a LOT for a date, and one asked if I would shave his balls. Hmmm.

Wow! had no idea you were a Professional Ball Shaver. Is that on your business card? Shave mine too while you're at it, .........lining up behind the other 12 men in front of me....

 

[mickyp123]

I tend to delete the crazy messages when I receive them.... but one has declared instant and eternal love, one offered to pay me a LOT for a date, and one asked if I would shave his balls. Hmmm.

did i say that!!!!!

 

[Husker1987]

I tend to delete the crazy messages when I receive them.... but one has declared instant and eternal love, one offered to pay me a LOT for a date, and one asked if I would shave his balls. Hmmm.

Hey!!!!! You promised you'd never say anything about that shaving thing

If anything shows up about asking to cover you in raw hamburger and A1 steak sauce I'm putting you on Iggy

 

[SJZ76]

Wow! had no idea you were a Professional Ball Shaver. Is that on your business card? Shave mine too while you're at it, .........lining up behind the other 12 men in front of me....

I'm an amature.... are you sure you're willing to take that risk and orphan poor Sandy?

did i say that!!!!!

No, sweetie. You asked me to shave something else - remember?

Hey!!!!! You promised you'd never say anything about that shaving thing

If anything shows up about asking to cover you in raw hamburger and A1 steak sauce I'm putting you on Iggy

My lips are sealed!

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm an amature.... are you sure you're willing to take that risk and orphan poor Sandy?

Good point, ok you can do my back then. Thank you, I'll wait.

 

[cookiejar]

I never get crazy messages, some want cyber or to chat but they are very nice if I say no.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

I tend to delete the crazy messages when I receive them.... but one has declared instant and eternal love, one offered to pay me a LOT for a date, and one asked if I would shave his balls. Hmmm.

I don't actually have any balls, however....

 

[DaemonOfSin]

This was after in the "What are you wearing" thread I said tshirt. What he said is in bold what I said is in normal type.

is that being slightly overdrssed in bed

I sleep with a Rottweiler and a Cat. It's not overdressed.


is bestality your kink both have different tongues

no the cat well it's a cat the cat does what the cat wants needless of what i want... but the Rottweiler keeps men like you out of my bed


i am sure traind properly both of them can use their tongue to effect and then you dont need a man at all

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

I never get crazy messages, some want cyber or to chat but they are very nice if I say no.

Those can be quite pleasant and interesting to receive

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

This was after in the "What are you wearing" thread I said tshirt. What he said is in bold what I said is in normal type.

is that being slightly overdrssed in bed

I sleep with a Rottweiler and a Cat. It's not overdressed.


is bestality your kink both have different tongues

no the cat well it's a cat the cat does what the cat wants needless of what i want... but the Rottweiler keeps men like you out of my bed


i am sure traind properly both of them can use their tongue to effect and then you dont need a man at all

Love her humour, that's one very intelligent girl

 

[AnitaMann]

My most recent favorite was from a guy who told me he was "STORKING his cock to my pictures"
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[teknight]

You want crazy? Beat this:

I offered, via PM, to help someone out with intro statistics.

 

[85Ironman]

You want crazy? Beat this:

I offered, via PM, to help someone out with intro statistics.

Dude - that is completely off-the-wall nuts. And pretty fucking cool, too.

 

[Blondpeachga]

I got a PM that simply said "wanna?"

I replied "wanna what?"

The response "Fuck."

DELETE

 

[85Ironman]

I got a PM that simply said "wanna?"

I replied "wanna what?"

The reponse "Fuck."

DELETE

Subtle - and foreplay, even.

 

[Blondpeachga]

Subtle - and foreplay, even.

Crap you quoted me with a typo!

Yeah that PM made me all warm and tingly.

 

[85Ironman]

Crap you quoted me with a typo!

Yeah that PM made me all warm and tingly.

Sorry. I wondered what a "reponse" was.

By the way, you're kinda cute when you're angry.

 

[Blondpeachga]

Sorry. I wondered what a "reponse" was.

By the way, you're kinda cute when you're angry.

Thanks.

Wanna?


hahahahahahaha

 

[85Ironman]

Thanks.

Wanna?


hahahahahahaha

Fuck!

Ya got me.

Nicely done.

 

[Blondpeachga]

Fuck!

Ya got me.

Nicely done.

Dirty mind there sir.

 

[justaguymass]

I had this off the wall PM the other day,

"Listen Asshole, stop PMing me. Im about to file a TRO on your ass if you dont knock it off"

Its not my fault, after reading the oh cliques thread, I had to repeatedly send this woman pics of my taint. Was I wrong?

 

[Blondpeachga]

I had this off the wall PM the other day,

"Listen Asshole, stop PMing me. Im about to file a TRO on your ass if you dont knock it off"

Its not my fault, after reading the oh cliques thread, I had to repeatedly send this woman pics of my taint. Was I wrong?

You have a taint?

 

[justaguymass]

You have a taint?

According to the Urban Dictionary

Taint is The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.

What did you think it was?

 

[Blondpeachga]

According to the Urban Dictionary

Taint is The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.

What did you think it was?

Really? Hummm I thought it was a pussy. Damn I am uneducated.