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Lady Reiha said:
Hi... - 08-22-2010, 10:35 PM
Hey, I'm new to the forum and just came across one of your posts and your pic. I think you're gorgeous! was hoping maybe we could start talking and see if we have anything in common.

I know you're probably digging through a mountain of PMs from guys professing their love. Hope I make the first cut...

Im a male from illinois that enjoys reading, writing and drawing. a big comic art fan. Hope to hear from you soon...



-_-"
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This one I don't think I'd include in the crazy category. You may not be interested, but it wasn't a particularly offensive or puzzling message.
 
Firebrain said:
Doesn't sound like much fun either, lol.
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You're telling me you don't like being restrained? ;) I guess it's all about the context. I'll just have to take a leaf out of our Crazy PMers' code of conduct and be a renegade of one liners, live dangerously with unfounded speculation and aim high in what I hope to get myself in the middle of! :D
 
Lady Reiha said:
I get them often -_-" Here's a few of my more "recent" ones:

Initiation of an unwilling slave - 10-01-2010, 09:30 PM
Dear Lady Reiha


I saw you online, looked at your profile and felt inspired to invite you to participate in the following thread idea, if you're interested of course:


"An intelligent, driven and adventurous young alpha man is abducted by two sensually dominant women during one of his back packing tours in Latin America. After successfully capturing him, they begin a drawn-out initiation and training process in which he is forced to please them. That learning does not come easy... but over time he realizes and accepts his submissive urges and begins to cooperate with their whims, sexual appetites and creative though twisted fantasies. After they celebrate his final breaking - which they accomplish without turning him into a doormat, but instead into a willing, self-confident slave, they take him on a journey that will change his life forever. They visit different countries and cultures in which they are exposed to all kinds of variations in human relationships and sexual practices; all of which in the end reinforce his submission to his captors and whom they deem worthy to invite into their intimate circle of exploration, pleasure, adventure and fulfillment."

This is the general thread idea.

What follows is some more general character information:

Name of young man: Soren
Age: 30
Build: Average to tall
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Intense blue
Facial hair; goatee
Looks: handsome
Intellect: avid reader, philosophical and smart
Emotional make-up: passionate, adventurous, self-confident, some vulnerability regarding his past

Captors:
Who would you want to be? How would you describe yourself? What particular character traits and interests do you have? How would you want to be called?


I'm hoping to find women with a vivid imagination interested in co-writing a story along these general lines, within the framework of interesting intellectual discourse and witty conversations

Sincerely,
pierre



Here is the first installment of the thread:


"It was eight am in the morning and the sound of honking buses woke up Soren. The first few moments after awakening brought some of the usual confusion that he had experienced in recent months: “Where am I?”

Slowly the recollection of the past few months re-entered his consciousness. He lay in a small hotel bed in Quito, Ecuador. He had embarked on a journey a couple of months back; a journey that began with a flight from Denver to Barranquilla, Colombia. From there he had backpacked through various parts of the beautiful country of Colombia - a place that were it not for the ongoing violence and insecurity – could easily be called ‘God’s own country’. He enjoyed the slow pace of traveling – where his only concerns could be summarized by three main questions: Where will I sleep? What will I eat? and How will I get to the next place? No responsibilities for others – just exploring new places and getting to know new people and taking the days and hours as he saw fit. These two months had been wonderful and done good to his soul, slowly healing the turmoil of the last year.

Soren – at age 30 – had achieved lots in life. An MBA and entrepreneur he had started an innovative technology firm in the Rocky Mountain region – catering to high-end customers. His charisma, good looks, jovial mannerisms and commitment to excellence had earned him the reputation of a serious business man. He treated his customers with utmost respect and fairness, though he could also show a strong hand and determination to get stuff done – despite protests from others.

But all of that came crushing down – when a former employee now turned competitor pulled a dirty trick and filed a sexual harassment suit against him. She had connections and successfully framed him. The trial was gruesome and though his lawyer eventually was able to convince the jury of his innocence… the year-long trial had left emotional scars and covered a deep emotional toll. He felt exhausted, had lost a number of good clients, his sales were down by 80% and his private life came to a shrieking halt – after his girlfriend left him because of the sexual harassment suit. He urgently needed the break after 8 years of non-stop work. And this is what brought him to Latin America and to that hotel bed in Quito, Ecuador.

He rubbed his eyes and slowly got up, went to the bathroom to shower and get ready for a day of exploring the beautiful colonial downtown of Ecuador’s capital. He would spend the day walking the streets, going to a couple of museums, take relaxing breaks at local coffee shops and prepare for a night out at a hip bar he had noticed yesterday. He hoped to meet some cool people to hang out with and perhaps get to know better…."
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I got this same pm. :rolleyes:
 
Lady Reiha said:
*Shrug*

Try being me.:cool:


-_-"

Classy guy. lol
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I agree with imnauti...didnt seem in the least bit untoward, and probably something I myself would have sent. Its as simple as just saying you arent interested, IMO..posting it as something crazy or weird, is crazy and weird to me.

lol
 
I love it when I get something a little off the wall, begin talking to other lit female friends and hear them say, "OMG, I got that one too."

Denali used to call it the shotgun approach. One shot and the pellets scatter and hit a lot of places. One bit of text and off it goes to dozens.

I have, saved, something I call the blow off letter. It is my own version of the shotgun approach.

If someone sends me something I don't like, or am not interested in, they get that letter.

If that doesn't work, I let Nat read it and then....uhm, it isn't pretty :D
 
cowslinger64 said:
I agree with imnauti...didnt seem in the least bit untoward, and probably something I myself would have sent. Its as simple as just saying you arent interested, IMO..posting it as something crazy or weird, is crazy and weird to me.

lol
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*yawn* whatev's.:cattail:
 
Lady Reiha said:
I get them often -_-" Here's a few of my more "recent" ones:

Initiation of an unwilling slave - 10-01-2010, 09:30 PM
Dear Lady Reiha


I saw you online, looked at your profile and felt inspired to invite you to participate in the following thread idea, if you're interested of course:


"An intelligent, driven and adventurous young alpha man is abducted by two sensually dominant women during one of his back packing tours in Latin America. After successfully capturing him, they begin a drawn-out initiation and training process in which he is forced to please them. That learning does not come easy... but over time he realizes and accepts his submissive urges and begins to cooperate with their whims, sexual appetites and creative though twisted fantasies. After they celebrate his final breaking - which they accomplish without turning him into a doormat, but instead into a willing, self-confident slave, they take him on a journey that will change his life forever. They visit different countries and cultures in which they are exposed to all kinds of variations in human relationships and sexual practices; all of which in the end reinforce his submission to his captors and whom they deem worthy to invite into their intimate circle of exploration, pleasure, adventure and fulfillment."

This is the general thread idea.

What follows is some more general character information:

Name of young man: Soren
Age: 30
Build: Average to tall
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Intense blue
Facial hair; goatee
Looks: handsome
Intellect: avid reader, philosophical and smart
Emotional make-up: passionate, adventurous, self-confident, some vulnerability regarding his past

Captors:
Who would you want to be? How would you describe yourself? What particular character traits and interests do you have? How would you want to be called?


I'm hoping to find women with a vivid imagination interested in co-writing a story along these general lines, within the framework of interesting intellectual discourse and witty conversations

Sincerely,
pierre



Here is the first installment of the thread:


"It was eight am in the morning and the sound of honking buses woke up Soren. The first few moments after awakening brought some of the usual confusion that he had experienced in recent months: “Where am I?”

Slowly the recollection of the past few months re-entered his consciousness. He lay in a small hotel bed in Quito, Ecuador. He had embarked on a journey a couple of months back; a journey that began with a flight from Denver to Barranquilla, Colombia. From there he had backpacked through various parts of the beautiful country of Colombia - a place that were it not for the ongoing violence and insecurity – could easily be called ‘God’s own country’. He enjoyed the slow pace of traveling – where his only concerns could be summarized by three main questions: Where will I sleep? What will I eat? and How will I get to the next place? No responsibilities for others – just exploring new places and getting to know new people and taking the days and hours as he saw fit. These two months had been wonderful and done good to his soul, slowly healing the turmoil of the last year.

Soren – at age 30 – had achieved lots in life. An MBA and entrepreneur he had started an innovative technology firm in the Rocky Mountain region – catering to high-end customers. His charisma, good looks, jovial mannerisms and commitment to excellence had earned him the reputation of a serious business man. He treated his customers with utmost respect and fairness, though he could also show a strong hand and determination to get stuff done – despite protests from others.

But all of that came crushing down – when a former employee now turned competitor pulled a dirty trick and filed a sexual harassment suit against him. She had connections and successfully framed him. The trial was gruesome and though his lawyer eventually was able to convince the jury of his innocence… the year-long trial had left emotional scars and covered a deep emotional toll. He felt exhausted, had lost a number of good clients, his sales were down by 80% and his private life came to a shrieking halt – after his girlfriend left him because of the sexual harassment suit. He urgently needed the break after 8 years of non-stop work. And this is what brought him to Latin America and to that hotel bed in Quito, Ecuador.

He rubbed his eyes and slowly got up, went to the bathroom to shower and get ready for a day of exploring the beautiful colonial downtown of Ecuador’s capital. He would spend the day walking the streets, going to a couple of museums, take relaxing breaks at local coffee shops and prepare for a night out at a hip bar he had noticed yesterday. He hoped to meet some cool people to hang out with and perhaps get to know better…."

Um.... *blink* O_O"
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WTF I got that also :mad: and here I thought I was special ;) :rolleyes:
 
There is someone here who thinks his name is Susan and that I had better PM him before his husband gets home :D
 
Lady Reiha said:
I get them often -_-" Here's a few of my more "recent" ones:

Initiation of an unwilling slave - 10-01-2010, 09:30 PM
Dear Lady Reiha


I saw you online, looked at your profile and felt inspired to invite you to participate in the following thread idea, if you're interested of course:


"An intelligent, driven and adventurous young alpha man is abducted by two sensually dominant women during one of his back packing tours in Latin America. After successfully capturing him, they begin a drawn-out initiation and training process in which he is forced to please them. That learning does not come easy... but over time he realizes and accepts his submissive urges and begins to cooperate with their whims, sexual appetites and creative though twisted fantasies. After they celebrate his final breaking - which they accomplish without turning him into a doormat, but instead into a willing, self-confident slave, they take him on a journey that will change his life forever. They visit different countries and cultures in which they are exposed to all kinds of variations in human relationships and sexual practices; all of which in the end reinforce his submission to his captors and whom they deem worthy to invite into their intimate circle of exploration, pleasure, adventure and fulfillment."

This is the general thread idea.

What follows is some more general character information:

Name of young man: Soren
Age: 30
Build: Average to tall
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Intense blue
Facial hair; goatee
Looks: handsome
Intellect: avid reader, philosophical and smart
Emotional make-up: passionate, adventurous, self-confident, some vulnerability regarding his past

Captors:
Who would you want to be? How would you describe yourself? What particular character traits and interests do you have? How would you want to be called?


I'm hoping to find women with a vivid imagination interested in co-writing a story along these general lines, within the framework of interesting intellectual discourse and witty conversations

Sincerely,
pierre



Here is the first installment of the thread:


"It was eight am in the morning and the sound of honking buses woke up Soren. The first few moments after awakening brought some of the usual confusion that he had experienced in recent months: “Where am I?”

Slowly the recollection of the past few months re-entered his consciousness. He lay in a small hotel bed in Quito, Ecuador. He had embarked on a journey a couple of months back; a journey that began with a flight from Denver to Barranquilla, Colombia. From there he had backpacked through various parts of the beautiful country of Colombia - a place that were it not for the ongoing violence and insecurity – could easily be called ‘God’s own country’. He enjoyed the slow pace of traveling – where his only concerns could be summarized by three main questions: Where will I sleep? What will I eat? and How will I get to the next place? No responsibilities for others – just exploring new places and getting to know new people and taking the days and hours as he saw fit. These two months had been wonderful and done good to his soul, slowly healing the turmoil of the last year.

Soren – at age 30 – had achieved lots in life. An MBA and entrepreneur he had started an innovative technology firm in the Rocky Mountain region – catering to high-end customers. His charisma, good looks, jovial mannerisms and commitment to excellence had earned him the reputation of a serious business man. He treated his customers with utmost respect and fairness, though he could also show a strong hand and determination to get stuff done – despite protests from others.

But all of that came crushing down – when a former employee now turned competitor pulled a dirty trick and filed a sexual harassment suit against him. She had connections and successfully framed him. The trial was gruesome and though his lawyer eventually was able to convince the jury of his innocence… the year-long trial had left emotional scars and covered a deep emotional toll. He felt exhausted, had lost a number of good clients, his sales were down by 80% and his private life came to a shrieking halt – after his girlfriend left him because of the sexual harassment suit. He urgently needed the break after 8 years of non-stop work. And this is what brought him to Latin America and to that hotel bed in Quito, Ecuador.

He rubbed his eyes and slowly got up, went to the bathroom to shower and get ready for a day of exploring the beautiful colonial downtown of Ecuador’s capital. He would spend the day walking the streets, going to a couple of museums, take relaxing breaks at local coffee shops and prepare for a night out at a hip bar he had noticed yesterday. He hoped to meet some cool people to hang out with and perhaps get to know better…."
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Haha. Got this one too. How many girls did he sent this to?
 
Oh now that it's out...I guess I'm gonna have to change my M.O. Dagnabbit.
 
Hi Siena,
My name is ***** i live in Uk just wondered if you fancied swapping some emails, you know life stories, i have a great sence of humour, i would like to read some of your stuff. Anyway if you do my email is *****.*****@live.co.uk



Hi :)

My name is Sienna...

Not Siena

:rolleyes:
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Sienna said:
Hi Siena,
My name is ***** i live in Uk just wondered if you fancied swapping some emails, you know life stories, i have a great sence of humour, i would like to read some of your stuff. Anyway if you do my email is *****.*****@live.co.uk
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Hi Siena :rose:;)
 
We got the vilest pm the other day from another site...We couldn't believe it when we read it :eek:

Hey
Looking at that picture of yours, I can only think of dropping a load all over it and then licking up my cum and sharing it with that beautiful mouth of yours.

So you see that I'm a bit of a cum-slut. It started from my first sexual experience with my cousin, who stroked me off and then made me eat some cum. Ever since then, I've been addicted and have done some seriously disturbing things for cum.

A good example being that I've, when sharing a flat with a friend, gone into the bathroom after he's had sex with his girlfriend and played with the used condom, sucking on it, holding it in my mouth and then finally emptying half the contents on my cock and the other across my face while I stroke myself off. I'd then lick everything up before depositing my own load in the condom (using a used condom is unbelievably sexy).

Another, more crazy thing, is that I guy on the late night bus saw me for what I am (a cum slut) and sprayed his load over his chips and gave them to me. So, as he sat there, I stroked myself with one hand as I ate the cum-covered chips with the other.

Finally, my ex-girlfriend used to openly date other guys (having a small cock makes you agree to almost anything!) and I used to eat their cum out of her pussy when she came home at nights. Half the time she was too drunk to know, the other time she'd just laugh at me.

Anyway, enough about me, what about you? I'd love for you to be my mummy ;)
 
shyandsexi said:
We got the vilest pm the other day from another site...We couldn't believe it when we read it :eek:

Hey
Looking at that picture of yours, I can only think of dropping a load all over it and then licking up my cum and sharing it with that beautiful mouth of yours.

So you see that I'm a bit of a cum-slut. It started from my first sexual experience with my cousin, who stroked me off and then made me eat some cum. Ever since then, I've been addicted and have done some seriously disturbing things for cum.

A good example being that I've, when sharing a flat with a friend, gone into the bathroom after he's had sex with his girlfriend and played with the used condom, sucking on it, holding it in my mouth and then finally emptying half the contents on my cock and the other across my face while I stroke myself off. I'd then lick everything up before depositing my own load in the condom (using a used condom is unbelievably sexy).

Another, more crazy thing, is that I guy on the late night bus saw me for what I am (a cum slut) and sprayed his load over his chips and gave them to me. So, as he sat there, I stroked myself with one hand as I ate the cum-covered chips with the other.

Finally, my ex-girlfriend used to openly date other guys (having a small cock makes you agree to almost anything!) and I used to eat their cum out of her pussy when she came home at nights. Half the time she was too drunk to know, the other time she'd just laugh at me.

Anyway, enough about me, what about you? I'd love for you to be my mummy ;)
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That is fucking AMAZING.
 
shyandsexi said:
We got the vilest pm the other day from another site...We couldn't believe it when we read it :eek:

Hey
Looking at that picture of yours, I can only think of dropping a load all over it and then licking up my cum and sharing it with that beautiful mouth of yours.

So you see that I'm a bit of a cum-slut. It started from my first sexual experience with my cousin, who stroked me off and then made me eat some cum. Ever since then, I've been addicted and have done some seriously disturbing things for cum.

A good example being that I've, when sharing a flat with a friend, gone into the bathroom after he's had sex with his girlfriend and played with the used condom, sucking on it, holding it in my mouth and then finally emptying half the contents on my cock and the other across my face while I stroke myself off. I'd then lick everything up before depositing my own load in the condom (using a used condom is unbelievably sexy).

Another, more crazy thing, is that I guy on the late night bus saw me for what I am (a cum slut) and sprayed his load over his chips and gave them to me. So, as he sat there, I stroked myself with one hand as I ate the cum-covered chips with the other.

Finally, my ex-girlfriend used to openly date other guys (having a small cock makes you agree to almost anything!) and I used to eat their cum out of her pussy when she came home at nights. Half the time she was too drunk to know, the other time she'd just laugh at me.

Anyway, enough about me, what about you? I'd love for you to be my mummy ;)
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The world is certainly full of strange creatures:eek:
 
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