Creative Plagairism: a Cut & Paste Challenge

[Guest]

Slow on the take today. Procrastinating on everything. I like your penis parts, Sher. How big did you say?

i guessing shes talking a big game...but you know the ones who brag about how big they are....really are hiding inadequacy ...hrm... so, really...think about it...

 

[shereads]

i guessing shes talking a big game...but you know the ones who brag about how big they are....really are hiding inadequacy ...hrm... so, really...think about it...

Just because I live in in a flat city, live alone, and drive a stretch Hummer?

If you have something to say, say it with plaigairism.

 

[Guest]

Just because I live in in a flat city, live alone, and drive a stretch Hummer?

If you have something to say, say it with plaigairism.

To Sebastian the spokesman of the Offspring explained, 'We're going to make our move against the Library tonight. Nothing subtle; we're going to drag a cannon up and fire nuclear shells at it until it falls apart. We may not get the Anarch but at least we'll have taken care of them.' His tone indicated contempt and irate hostility.

'You don't think you could get in and get out?' Sebastian asked. It appalled him, the clumsy quality of their plans. The nihilism. Not saving the Anarch but destroying the Library; they had missed the entire point.

from "Counter-Clock World" by P K D

 

[Lisa Denton]

Vella had a fine one-bedroom trailer and food on the table. She was not a smart woman; really, she was what many people would have called an idiot savant. Her mastery of the kazoo and sense of irony kept her in the lifestyle to which she had become accustomed.

Playing at Carnegie Hall had propelled her to kazoo super stardom, but the pressure of the orchestra had turned into a nightmare for Vella.

She had had enough. She jumped into her broken-down, bumper-sticker-covered 1970 Dodge Dart and revved the engine. Okay, it was more like she turned the key and the engine meekly sputtered to life. She threw the car in gear and headed towards the highway.

She was drivin along, playin her kazoo, tryin to light a cigarette, change the radio station and make a cell-phone call when she crashed into the buildin. It was a big buildin, she crashed through the front doors and stopped in front of a long bar goin across the room.

There was a sign over the bar.

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"Hello and welcome to ABSTRUSIONS.

I've noticed other forums have a place to go and relax. Just hang out and shoot the breeze, so why not the AH?

This is a place, always open, where artists and writers and poets and kazoo playin idiot savants can sit around and discuss whatever their heart desires.

Share your thoughts on anything literary or musical....give us poem to snap at....show off your art in the gallery.

So crash on in and drive up to the bar, or find a nice comfy chair.

You can sip some absinthe or have a lovely espresso, maybe a nice cup of chai.

I'm here to serve you, or just listen if you want to shoot the shit.

One rule: No politics!....My bouncing days are behind me. I would hate to have to throw you out.

Topic of the day:
What's your favorite foreign film?

Enjoy!
Abs"
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Vella rolled down the window and yelled for a sprite with crushed ice, not cubed, with a slice o lemon and a whiskey back.

Todays volunteer bartender Og, wearin a totally rad and somehow devastatin and erotic hat, approached and said.

"My favourite foreign film is a Japanese noodle trucker gangster western called Tampopo (Butterfly).

It must be watched with plenty of food available. It is a hymn to food with references to many film genres.

The scene between the gangster and his moll passing a raw egg from mouth to mouth is fantastically erotic with no overt sex.

If you get the chance, watch it with a friend, and food."

Vella knew she had found home.



This was plagarilizated from one of vellas story, for a theme, and also from ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout.

Also I threw some in.

Have a freakin banana.

 

[Guest]

Lisa Denton...
you freeken nut case. if i didnt laugh so damn hard, i would be mad...no i wouldnt. youre a pure joy!
ROFLMAO!

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa Denton...
you freeken nut case. if i didnt laugh so damn hard, i would be mad...no i wouldnt. youre a pure joy!
ROFLMAO!

I had to edit a little, I guess I didn't plagiralizate it correctly.

 

[Guest]

I had to edit a little, I guess I didn't plagiralizate it correctly.

you did a bang up job, sistafriend. impressed as always
had a hard time setting up my survallience camaras outside your house when i was "in that state"...but it has paid off very well..
btw, if youre missing your 12" purple 'friend'...it rolled under the bed.

 

[Lisa Denton]

you did a bang up job, sistafriend. impressed as always
had a hard time setting up my survallience camaras outside your house when i was "in that state"...but it has paid off very well..
btw, if youre missing your 12" purple 'friend'...it rolled under the bed.

So thats where it is, what do I do with this 16" purple pulsatin 'friend' I bought to replace it, any suggestions?

 

[shereads]

Bumped for Cantdog

Welcome back, Cdog. After a tiring trip, few creative activities are as undemanding as plagiarism. You're just in time for:

CUT & PASTE CHALLENGE:

Create a politically and/or socially liberal thread using posts by Amicus.

 

[DrFreud]

Welcome back, Cdog. After a tiring trip, few creative activities are as undemanding as plagiarism. You're just in time for:

CUT & PASTE CHALLENGE:

Create a politically and/or socially liberal thread using posts by Amicus.

From Amicus' 2 posts on Sher's "A salute to Penises"

Amicus confessions:”Oh I so love it when a ball busting bitch drives her cock into whusses like me. I know I lost to my carnal desire when this creature beats my ass and I scream to the heavens above. I enjoy vaginal odors and mammary tips which are the object of my affection but I can’t understand why a hairy brute beast like me lost to feminist aggression.”

A penis might make you a man, but you should know to handle it. A salute to men who deserve one.


DrF
- sorry if this is lame but years of social pressure that plagiarism is bad definitely inhibited me, plus the bastard was wordy but uninspiring.

 

[shereads]

From Amicus' 2 posts on Sher's "A salute to Penises"

Amicus confessions:”Oh I so love it when a ball busting bitch drives her cock into whusses like me. I know I lost to my carnal desire when this creature beats my ass and I scream to the heavens above. I enjoy vaginal odors and mammary tips which are the object of my affection but I can’t understand why a hairy brute beast like me lost to feminist aggression.”

A penis might make you a man, but you should know to handle it. A salute to men who deserve one.


DrF
- sorry if this is lame but years of social pressure that plagiarism is bad definitely inhibited me, plus the bastard was wordy but uninspiring.

Lame? Au contraire! (I think that's Russian for "Dude, no way!") I particularly like "I can't understand why a hairy brute beast like me lost to feminine aggression."

He ruined my Penis Salute by choosing that day to return as his own evil twin.



I feel better now. Thank you.

 

[DrFreud]

Lame? Au contraire! (I think that's Russian for "Dude, no way!") I particularly like "I can't understand why a hairy brute beast like me lost to feminine aggression."

He ruined my Penis Salute by choosing that day to return as his own evil twin.



I feel better now. Thank you.

Well other than the fact that your russian sounds terribly like french, I am glad you like it. Merci beaucoup ma belle.

I forgive you for planting a fear of dishwashers in my head

Take care.

DrF

 

[Guest]

Year, but people do things without people knowing. People kill, bury, divorce, marry, change sex, go nuts, give birth, without people knowing. People have triplets in the bathroom without people knowing.
from Night Train by Martin Amis

Fraternize means to behave like a brother. Luke told me that. He said there was no corresponding word that meant to behave like a sister. Sororize, it would have to be, he said. From the Latin. He liked knowing aboot such details. The derivations of words, curious usages. I used to tease him aboot being pedantic. Eh?
- Guess the nationality of the author

 

[cloudy]

I was looking for another thread, and found this one. I'd forgotten how funny this shit was.

eta: maybe some of the newer folks can take up the challenge.

 

[shereads]

I was looking for another thread, and found this one. I'd forgotten how funny this shit was.

eta: maybe some of the newer folks can take up the challenge.

The rule is, the one who bumps the thread must post the first CUT & PASTE post. Your assignment: using only posts from the "Brave Iraqi Insurgents" thread, compose a post that makes sense.

 

[cloudy]

The rule is, the one who bumps the thread must post the first CUT & PASTE post. Your assignment: using only posts from the "Brave Iraqi Insurgents" thread, compose a post that makes sense.

I'm up for it...gimme a minute.

 

[cloudy]

ta-da:

That great sage of the U.S. Senate, Lindsey Graham, said, "What a fucking moron. They must expell [sic] the US soldiers who are attempting to osculate my gluteus maximus."

The Prophet said, "I'll pass on your saggy, bigoted ass but, thanks for the offer."

Have you lost you Goddamned mind!? That Southern scum can't control a bunch of stray kittens in it's present condition. Do you think that if The Klansman screws over other Christian warriors, that they pat him on the head and give him presents?

I'm still trying to make sense of this bizarre analogy.

 

[shereads]

ta-da:

That great sage of the U.S. Senate, Lindsey Graham, said, "What a fucking moron. They must expell [sic] the US soldiers who are attempting to osculate my gluteus maximus."

The Prophet said, "I'll pass on your saggy, bigoted ass but, thanks for the offer."

Have you lost you Goddamned mind!? That Southern scum can't control a bunch of stray kittens in it's present condition. Do you think that if The Klansman screws over other Christian warriors, that they pat him on the head and give him presents?

I'm still trying to make sense of this bizarre analogy.

After the laughter dies down, I would like therapy, a few drinks, and more torture. I'm a Hungarian masochist.



Break my ears, Spock!




Reply is a composite of "Polka Floyd" posts, except for the emoticons, a vintage grin and banana excavated from a 2005 thread, "Strippers, Apartments, Cars and Salmon" by Svenskaflicka.

 

[cloudy]

After the laughter dies down, I would like therapy, a few drinks, and more torture. I'm a Hungarian masochist.



Break my ears, Spock!




Reply is a composite of "Polka Floyd" posts, except for the emoticons, a vintage grin and banana excavated from a 2005 thread, "Strippers, Apartments, Cars and Salmon" by Svenskaflicka.

PMSL!!!

We're good.

 

[shereads]

PMSL!!!

I recognize the triple exclams, but can't remember the source. I think it's from one of Charley's threads, but someone else wrote the post. Don't tell me yet.

See if you can identify the source thread for my simple, practical solution for Iraq:


I'd appeal to the pagan rabbit goddess, capture the Satanists, put the horniest people in the erogenous zone, and forget about it. It's over. But I'd be interested in seeing what the Russians can do with a wet ground hog, a nun's habit and a chocolate Jesus.

 

[cloudy]

The Bush Administration wants to create a new post: an Are we becoming a Czarocracy Czar. His Majesty, King George II of the House of Bush, is considering the position of 'Pussy Czar' to to get killer porn satellite movies, but needs a bunch of bad-ass War Czarinas to wear leather ninja suits and do handsprings and stuff like that.

 

[FatDino]

So shereads was popping seedless grapes in her mouth while typing her response to RR. She asked him a question but never got the answer, and the waiting was driving her mad. Unfortunately for RR, shereads picked up a rotten grape and it drove her over the edge.

"Answer this, dammit, or I'll divert your water supply. You have 48 hours to show some proof that you correctly predicted something." She blurted it out.

48 hours, that term from a TV show the night before seemed to haunt her still.

"With this thread as my defense, no jury would convict me."

Ahh...Law & Order, now she remembered what the show was.

The defendant (representing the Bush administration), RR, never seemed to back down or to understand the evidence laid out on the table.

"He who is not willing to fight soon finds himself a slave to those who are willing to fight." He raised his voice proudly.

The prosecutor, shereads, found herself in need of an assistant who was passionate and bitter, who could make RR see

"YOU

LOSE.

I

WIN."

She went through the thread and found some voice had been missing. Cloudy. She thought triumphantly. Who could better suit this job than the "proto-civilized bitch?"

Cloudy, who had been standing outside since the beginning of the trial, was dying to have her opinions listened. She immediately agreed to become shereads' assitant.

Now, with cloudy's concise and witful arguments, shereads started to fight back with reckless abandon.

Sensing victory approaching, she turned to RR and said with a smirk.

"Wombats are native to Australia. They are members of the marsupial family."

RR was pissed. He noticed a Native American sitting next to his opponent and had been giving such "dangerous" comments. He decided on a verbal insult.

"The Native Americans were mostly hunter-gatherers." He threw dagger stares at the new woman. Big mistake!

"I won't start a discussion of this here, because it's not the place for it. Suffice it to say this isn't really true. If you'd like to know more, please PM me." She bit back through clenched teeth.

And that was when the real fight began.

Copy from the Brave Iraqi Insurgents thread, page 12, added with some of my own imagination

 

[cloudy]

Copy from the Brave Iraqi Insurgents thread, page 12, added with some of my own imagination

*applause*

very nice job!

 

[FatDino]

*applause*

very nice job!

dear god, thank you!

It stuns me that so many don't get this right.





quote cloudy in the Imus Fired thread

 

[cloudy]

*bump & grind* for the day crew