Ambrosious
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Did she just burp?
Oh, PURP!
Nevermind...
Oh, PURP!
Nevermind...
Curmudgeon nominations
- Thread starter Cheyenne
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Purple Haze
Literally Stimulated
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Ambro,
I've got a brother that looks just like you.
Except he has a human head.
I've got a brother that looks just like you.
Except he has a human head.
Madame Pandora
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Ambrosious said:
Oh, Ambro, you're such a card...
Too bad it's The Heirophant
MP
Ambrosious
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MP
Does ANYTHING EVER make you smile?
Can you EVER take ANYTHING in the way it was intended?
Jesus H. Christ!!
Does ANYTHING EVER make you smile?
Can you EVER take ANYTHING in the way it was intended?
Jesus H. Christ!!
LittleRedDevil
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Re: MP
JESUS HAS A MIDDLE NAME?????
Ambrosious said:
JESUS HAS A MIDDLE NAME?????
Purple Haze
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LMAO!
Ambro is my choice for Lit Curmudgeon!
Ambro is my choice for Lit Curmudgeon!
Madame Pandora
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Re: MP
Yes
Yes
Never met him
MP
Ambrosious said:
Yes
Yes
Never met him
MP
FantasyGoddess
You pour the champaigne,, I'll light the candles
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oops...
Ambrosious
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MP
Why don't you then?
Why don't you then?
Maybe you should...
Why don't you then?
Why don't you then?
Maybe you should...
Isabella Thorne
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Sssslllluuuurrrrrppppp
hey did you ever see that movie about Wyatt Earp? lol
Ambrosious said:
hey did you ever see that movie about Wyatt Earp? lol
Madame Pandora
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Re: MP
Ambro -
What you mean to ask is
1. Don't YOU ever make me smile?
(Rarely, although you're good for a grin right about now)
2. Why don't I ever pretend to take things the way you want other people to think you intend them?
(because your banal reindeer games don't interest me and you're too transparent to pretend otherwise)
As for JHC, when I need your help to find religion, I'm hopeful Deb or someone else will be merciful and just plant a bullet in my head.
But I do support your nomination for Lit Curmudgeon.
Purp, you've been outdone, babe
MP
Ambrosious said:
Ambro -
What you mean to ask is
1. Don't YOU ever make me smile?
(Rarely, although you're good for a grin right about now)
2. Why don't I ever pretend to take things the way you want other people to think you intend them?
(because your banal reindeer games don't interest me and you're too transparent to pretend otherwise)
As for JHC, when I need your help to find religion, I'm hopeful Deb or someone else will be merciful and just plant a bullet in my head.
But I do support your nomination for Lit Curmudgeon.
Purp, you've been outdone, babe
MP
I nominate Roger Simian for curmudgeon. He's a Scottish snot.
Now, termagant, that's another matter. Depends on the definition. If "an overbearing or nagging woman: shrew" then I nominate Madame Pandora. If "a deity erroneously ascribed to Islam by medieval European Christians" then I nominate myself. Not Mohammed you morons, the Devil!
I might have nominated that Gingersnap chicka but dunno where she went. Snotland probably. Afterall, she did turn a monster into a monkey.
Now, termagant, that's another matter. Depends on the definition. If "an overbearing or nagging woman: shrew" then I nominate Madame Pandora. If "a deity erroneously ascribed to Islam by medieval European Christians" then I nominate myself. Not Mohammed you morons, the Devil!
I might have nominated that Gingersnap chicka but dunno where she went. Snotland probably. Afterall, she did turn a monster into a monkey.
Ambrosious
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Re: Re: MP
No, I meant EXACTLY what I said.
Madame Pandora said:Ambrosious said:
Ambro -
What you mean to ask is
1. Don't YOU ever make me smile?
(Rarely, although you're good for a grin right about now)
2. Why don't I ever pretend to take things the way you want other people to think you intend them?
(because your banal reindeer games don't interest me and you're too transparent to pretend otherwise)
As for JHC, when I need your help to find religion, I'm hopeful Deb or someone else will be merciful and just plant a bullet in my head.
But I do support your nomination for Lit Curmudgeon.
Purp, you've been outdone, babe
MP
No, I meant EXACTLY what I said.
Madame Pandora
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Deborah said:
Deborah, shouldn't you be watching the sky for falling houses rather than nominating me for things. You wench ;P
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alexander tzara
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Hey, Dvora, can it or I'll put a pin in that space hopper you left in my garden. Also - until you explain the rules to me, I refuse to take part in this challenge.
Here's my poem on the subject:
Don't bludgeon this carmudgeon, Deborator,
I'll put superglue in your Glock,
Turn the sound down when you talk,
And reveal the fact you fucked an alligator!!!
Here's my poem on the subject:
Don't bludgeon this carmudgeon, Deborator,
I'll put superglue in your Glock,
Turn the sound down when you talk,
And reveal the fact you fucked an alligator!!!
Rules are for fools, Alexander. We ain't got no rules.
Dang right I fucked an alligator. That sure as hell wasn't no dingy down under dude in a fake croc suit.
Here's my poem ...
Alexander Tzara that nasty curmudgeon
Locked the lassies in his old Scottish dungeon
He wouldn't let the girlies go free
Until they gave up their lipstick and mascara you see
For Alexander had only one fond wish
He wanted to be a foxy dish
On went the bra, panties and mini-skirt
And off he went to wiggle and flirt
I'm getting pretty good at this poetry shit, 'eh matey?
Dang right I fucked an alligator. That sure as hell wasn't no dingy down under dude in a fake croc suit.
Here's my poem ...
Alexander Tzara that nasty curmudgeon
Locked the lassies in his old Scottish dungeon
He wouldn't let the girlies go free
Until they gave up their lipstick and mascara you see
For Alexander had only one fond wish
He wanted to be a foxy dish
On went the bra, panties and mini-skirt
And off he went to wiggle and flirt
I'm getting pretty good at this poetry shit, 'eh matey?
alexander tzara
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Just you wait till I get ye for that, Booborah, ya little whippersnapper!
Cheyenne - just a gentle mockery of Dear Dillinger's rants on 'Deborah's Audio Challenge'.
Cheyenne - just a gentle mockery of Dear Dillinger's rants on 'Deborah's Audio Challenge'.
