Daily Poll #38

[IhateClowns]

10) A Vicar had a potato surgically removed from his butt after climbing up his curtains naked and failing down into it.

9) Concrete Enema that was surgically removed with a catheter. Did it for sexual pleasure.

8) Robber stole jewelry and marijuana and tried to hide it up his rectum.

7) 50 year old man died a week later start getting a vibrator stuck up his butt because he was too embarrassed to go to the Dr to get it removed.

6) prisoner stuck a 10 inch revolver up his butt to get it into prison.

5) Tire sealant. A woman was performing butt lifts on people with tire sealant and other harmful chemicals.

4) Toothbrush. A lady died after "accidentally" getting a toothbrush stuck up her butt. It ripped her colon causing get to bleed to death.

3) A shovel handle. A gentleman claimed to have fallen off the roof landing directly on a shovel handle that punctured his rectum.

2) A 20" live eel. A man was recreating a porno scene when things went eerily wrong.

1) A Chihuahua head. A woman in Mexico was allowing her dog to have oral sex on her when she lost balance and sat on it.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I died from an anal toothbrushing. it was tragic and stuff.

 

[beachbaby179]

Really good one today, Clowns. Needed the laugh!

 

[IhateClowns]

I died from an anal toothbrushing. it was tragic and stuff.

Really good one today, Clowns. Needed the laugh!

Glad it could elicit a few smiles. Plus hopefully the banter is this thread can cause a few laughs as well today.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

PSA: When letting your tiny dog service you, be mindful of your gaping cooch swallowing it whole.

 

[INeedLove]

Yikes!!

 

[suckonsimon]

The man has gone stark raving bonkers.

Yet I did vote nonetheless: jewelry and the weed, as this is the one which comes closest to what has actually happened in my life.

 

[beachbaby179]

The man has gone stark raving bonkers.

Yet I did vote nonetheless: jewelry and the weed, as this is the one which comes closest to what has actually happened in my life.

Stark raving bonkers can be fun...just saying. And you're just going to leave it like that? Letting us know which came closest? Cruel. I sense there are anal beads in your story...

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The man has gone stark raving bonkers.

Yet I did vote nonetheless: jewelry and the weed, as this is the one which comes closest to what has actually happened in my life.

In my mind, a semi-romantic story about you proposing to your wife played out, involving a shady drug deal, a police chase, and a wild night in Vegas. She also said yes, after you pulled the ring outa your arse, so good for you.

 

[suckonsimon]

Stark raving bonkers can be fun...just saying. And you're just going to leave it like that? Letting us know which came closest? Cruel. I sense there are anal beads in your story...

Let's just say, teenagers who know they can't bring stuff into the house just sometimes try to be creative in ways which don't work out according to plan ...

 

[suckonsimon]

In my mind, a semi-romantic story about you proposing to your wife played out, involving a shady drug deal, a police chase, and a wild night in Vegas. She also said yes, after you pulled the ring outa your arse, so good for you.

It was Brighton actually!

 

[IhateClowns]

I haven't voted yet,but a vIcar climbing his curtains in the nude and falling anally first onto a potato isn't just embarrassing, but hot. I need to find that story on the stories board.

 

[blazin24]

Not stuck in her butt....But, I know of a girl that had to go to the ER and have a hot dog removed from her twat.

Just wanted to share.

 

[AbsintheFather]

The good thing about eels is that they are naturally slippery and move without batteries.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

The good thing about eels is that they are naturally slippery and move without batteries.

plus, I heard that eels are 'into it'

 

[tributemisty]

They all sound perfectly acceptable to me.
Never had a live eel. Sounds fun!!!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

They all sound perfectly acceptable to me.
Never had a live eel. Sounds fun!!!

you mean you usually frolic with dead eels?

 

[Leigh81]

A Chihuahua's head would be embarrassing, but our friends bullmastiff would be worse & much more painful.

L

 

[AbsintheFather]

plus, I heard that eels are 'into it'

And they have a good sense of humor

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/1/13/0/enhanced-buzz-10261-1326432313-182.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

omg, this thread.....

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Am I the only one wondering why a member of the clergy had to disrobe to climb the curtains? Also, why would he leave such a menacing starch lying about during such acrobatics?

I need to know these things.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

"... allowing her dog to have oral sex on her"

hahahaha.. "ok puppy.. and after this, I'll put you into my purse and allow you to go shopping"

"your honor.. the dog was begging. It would have been animal abuse if I had denied him"

people are just too much

 

[IhateClowns]

I think this could be the start of a new thread. Stick something up the butt of the litster abOve you.

 

[blazin24]

an eel is just fucking gross

 

[beachbaby179]

I think this could be the start of a new thread. Stick something up the butt of the litster abOve you.

I do believe I just spit some water on my phone while reading these last few posts. OMFG.