Damn It's HOT! (Gloat)

[Safe_Bet]

I went to school in the mountains. I remember it snowed in June one year. Just remember, I'll be dying in 110 degree weather in about 3 more months.

*Snerk* Here by the ocean it can get up in the high 80's or low 90's in the summer... but we do have a nice on shore breeze to cool us off, thank gawd!

(Yes, we DO live in paradise and NO we don't need more visitors!)

 

[_Lynn_]

Okay. Not so bad. But... 110-115 for two months straight wears on you. Plus all that dry hot air gives you wrinkles.

Try 95 degrees with 90% humidity instead.

I've been in the dry heat. I'll take it.

 

[fieryjen]

√ - Step one of "Make Jen a Surfer Chick"

__ - Step two of "Make Jen a Surfer Chick" - Loose the sweaters.

__ - Step three of "Make Jen a Surfer Chick" - Loose the bikini!!!



While running a frosty cold coke over my sweaty brow....

Knowing my husband it won't be long till that happens... though I'm not sure how that makes me a surfer chick, to be honest.

 

[michchick98]

*rolls over and yawns* Think you can put a little more lotion on my back? I don't want to get a burn...

(please note that the smilie is wearing sunglasses. just saying.)

I have two words for you:


SHUT.


UP.

 

[michchick98]

You'll just love it and not want to leave.

You can wear boots and snow pants and gloves and a hat and a scarf and a heavy jacket and long underwear and three pairs of socks and sweatpants and a sweatshirt ... then realize you have to pee.

That is definitely spew worthy......and unfortunately, true.

 

[michchick98]

*Snerk* Here by the ocean it can get up in the high 80's or low 90's in the summer... but we do have a nice on shore breeze to cool us off, thank gawd!

(Yes, we DO live in paradise and NO we don't need more visitors!)

Oh, we get the lake effect snow, so yeah, there's that whole thing with that, just adding to the misery of it all. *sigh*

Did I mention I didn't like you very much, SB?

Yeah? Thought so.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Oh, we get the lake effect snow, so yeah, there's that whole thing with that, just adding to the misery of it all. *sigh*

Did I mention I didn't like you very much, SB?

Yeah? Thought so.

Hey! I so don't want to hear it! I grew up near Peoria so I've lived in that crap. Why the hell do you think I live in SoCal now?

 

[_Lynn_]

That is definitely spew worthy......and unfortunately, true.

Yeah.

 

[michchick98]

Hey! I so don't want to hear it! I grew up near Peoria so I've lived in that crap. Why the hell do you think I live in SoCal now?

Cuz you like earthquakes? and mudslides? and wildfires?

Okay, so maybe the snow and cold ain't so bad.

 

[DeeZire]

I just discovered the blower in my pickup truck is broken. How did I find out, you may ask, assuming I noticed it when I turned on the heater? Actually it was because I switched on the AC and nothing happened. I was on my way down to Walgreens to pick up some sunblock.

 

[michchick98]

I just discovered the blower in my pickup truck is broken. How did I find out, you may ask, assuming I noticed it when I turned on the heater? Actually it was because I switched on the AC and nothing happened. I was on my way down to Walgreens to pick up some sunblock.

Yeah, the blower in my car is working when it wants. Unfortunately, when it wants to work is when I don't need it to. My sympathy to you.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Cuz you like earthquakes? and mudslides? and wildfires?

Okay, so maybe the snow and cold ain't so bad.

The wild fires are just so we have enough light to go mudslide surfing at night and the earthquakes keep the margaritas properly blended.

 

[michchick98]

The wild fires are just so we have enough light to go mudslide surfing at night and the earthquakes keep the margaritas properly blended.

I have no response to that other than

 

[DesertPirate]

The wild fires are just so we have enough light to go mudslide surfing at night and the earthquakes keep the margaritas properly blended.

*spew*

As for weather? We have this strange white fluffy stuff falling in central NC

 

[_Lynn_]

*spew*

As for weather? We have this strange white fluffy stuff falling in central NC

Need some Head-n-Shoulders down there??

 

[DesertPirate]

Need some Head-n-Shoulders down there??

Need more hair for that

It's starting to stick to the car, it might be ... snow?

 

[_Lynn_]

Need more hair for that

It's starting to stick to the car, it might be ... snow?

Close the garage roof silly, then the car will stay dry.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I had to go and turn the freak'in heater down cuz it's 82 degrees out and the water is too warm in the pool! Not only that but the sun is REALLY bright and it makes my computer screen very hard to read as I lay here next to the pool soaking up some rays. DAMN, I've got it rough!

My new shipment of penguins has just arrived. I bought them little hats. They eat fish from my hand....and poo a lot.

 

[DesertPirate]

Close the garage roof silly, then the car will stay dry.

Garage is a workshop, car stays outside

 

[RunningJib]

Piss Off

We've just received another six inches . . . of white stuff

 

[DesertPirate]

My new shipment of penguins has just arrived. I bought them little hats. They eat fish from my hand....and poo a lot.

I can almost picture that

 

[_Lynn_]

Garage is a workshop, car stays outside

Quick, go buy a tarp!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I can almost picture that

I had to tag them. I was going to give them radio collars but they said, "No way...we want Wii."
Penguins can be difficult.

 

[DesertPirate]

Quick, go buy a tarp!!

Not worth it, I have a broom and a son in law that knows how to shovel

 

[DesertPirate]

I had to tag them. I was going to give them radio collars but they said, "No way...we want Wii."
Penguins can be difficult.

I have no experience with them myself

Are they better on a grill?