Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lord have Mercy!!! You are making my heart pound way faster!!!

Well, that counts as a work out then, right?

Lovely bra! The bottom picture looks a little like a super hero!!! Lets see...Booby Baby..no too tacky..Magnifent Mammaries?? IDK..,.I am too distracted looking!

thank you, lol. So the important question is what items and accessories does my super hero costume entail

Fantastic use of glitter!

thank you.

Love the dress! Perfect for you!

thanks. it is comfortable, which is an important feature for home dress for me.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

and now happy monday. um, boob drop style?



hope y'all have a good Monday. or at least a not too sucky Monday.

Much less sucky now! Well, actually...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well happy monday. First I will start with cross posting of all the things from the titties. I like to keep everything together as if I am looking for something, I can just keyword search my threads.

first I official have titties (as in plural now) Yeah, don't ask how I bribed the magic wheel, just leave it at I spun it real hard, several times

I already shared the one for my many wardrobe malfunctions
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=91973817&postcount=164

for posting the most titties on the thread


for a bizarre rebuttal

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=90398046#post90398046

and for my talented boobies

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=92001776&postcount=7774

I also presented a few awards, which included some voice and a video with a disclaimer. here is that weirdness
Just a little voice introduction
https://voca.ro/oKx0qDbSJsG


Anyway. On to my introduction drumroll.

First a disclaimer
1) Viewer discretion is advised. You will see things that can’t be unseen and hear things that cannot be unheard. yes, it is that bad.
2) I sincerely apologize to Mr Rapper Dude for butchering his song. Who would have thought that a white rural Floridian chick couldn’t rap. Yes, even Karen is looking at Becky drinking her pumpkin spice latte, waiting for the manager, going “OMG Becky, could this chick be any more white”.
3) Views expressed in this production are expressed solely by my tits and I. Lit or thread owners are released of any responsibility
4) If you or any viewers are butthurt, you can send letters to my tits at Iambutthurtandhaveladycramps@gmail.com attention Tittyofmammothproportion and Slagathor. If only offended by one tit, Slagathor is the left one and Tittyofmammothproportion is the right one. They will give your concerns all the consideration they deserve.
Anyway, without further ado put your hands together as we welcome this years winner of whatever I am introducing.
https://www.***********/s/cikmp7x6u1j1gtt/V_20200302_1253.mp4?dl=0

and of course, my duties as the bouncer of titties






then the ending titty applause


or video version
https://www.***********/s/m2apr7swzuuytm3/V_20200322_1932244.mp4?dl=0

then my after party outfit, which of course like 2 seconds after the taking this picture, the fed ex guy came. Seriously, I need to stop unintentionally sexually harassing delivery guys. I need like text alerts when they are near



and a Titty after party wardrobe malfunction.


and now you are caught up on my sunday selfies.

That is the luckiest FedEx guy in the world. I want his route.

 

[scotluvsoral]

Well happy monday. First I will start with cross posting of all the things from the titties. I like to keep everything together as if I am looking for something, I can just keyword search my threads.

first I official have titties (as in plural now) Yeah, don't ask how I bribed the magic wheel, just leave it at I spun it real hard, several times

I already shared the one for my many wardrobe malfunctions
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=91973817&postcount=164

for posting the most titties on the thread


for a bizarre rebuttal

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=90398046#post90398046

and for my talented boobies

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=92001776&postcount=7774

I also presented a few awards, which included some voice and a video with a disclaimer. here is that weirdness
Just a little voice introduction
https://voca.ro/oKx0qDbSJsG


Anyway. On to my introduction drumroll.

First a disclaimer
1) Viewer discretion is advised. You will see things that can’t be unseen and hear things that cannot be unheard. yes, it is that bad.
2) I sincerely apologize to Mr Rapper Dude for butchering his song. Who would have thought that a white rural Floridian chick couldn’t rap. Yes, even Karen is looking at Becky drinking her pumpkin spice latte, waiting for the manager, going “OMG Becky, could this chick be any more white”.
3) Views expressed in this production are expressed solely by my tits and I. Lit or thread owners are released of any responsibility
4) If you or any viewers are butthurt, you can send letters to my tits at Iambutthurtandhaveladycramps@gmail.com attention Tittyofmammothproportion and Slagathor. If only offended by one tit, Slagathor is the left one and Tittyofmammothproportion is the right one. They will give your concerns all the consideration they deserve.
Anyway, without further ado put your hands together as we welcome this years winner of whatever I am introducing.
https://www.***********/s/cikmp7x6u1j1gtt/V_20200302_1253.mp4?dl=0

and of course, my duties as the bouncer of titties






then the ending titty applause


or video version
https://www.***********/s/m2apr7swzuuytm3/V_20200322_1932244.mp4?dl=0

then my after party outfit, which of course like 2 seconds after the taking this picture, the fed ex guy came. Seriously, I need to stop unintentionally sexually harassing delivery guys. I need like text alerts when they are near



and a Titty after party wardrobe malfunction.


and now you are caught up on my sunday selfies.

Loved every part of this!! *LMAO*

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Much less sucky now! Well, actually...

haha. ok, that may be a valid point. nope, looked down, still alone.

That is the luckiest FedEx guy in the world. I want his route.

haha. the amzl guy probably gets the worst of the inappropriate outfits, as he won't just leave stuff if I am home, so he calls for me to come out if he sees the car, and I generally don't wear pants or bras at home. Fed ex and UPS will leave things if they don't see me outside, but if they see me, they honk for me to come over and claim my stuff

Loved every part of this!! *LMAO*

haha. I am glad. Hope it brought you a monday smile and laugh.

 

[Justabaldguy]

You have so fun doing these posts and I have such a uplifting experience watching them. Thank you keep me up....I mean keep it up.

 

[Thatdurtydawg]

Thank you for all the hot pics of your sexiness that you post!

 

[HotChef1970]

Well happy monday. First I will start with cross posting of all the things from the titties. I like to keep everything together as if I am looking for something, I can just keyword search my threads.

first I official have titties (as in plural now) Yeah, don't ask how I bribed the magic wheel, just leave it at I spun it real hard, several times


for a bizarre rebuttal

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=90398046#post90398046

and for my talented boobies

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=92001776&postcount=7774

I also presented a few awards, which included some voice and a video with a disclaimer. here is that weirdness
Just a little voice introduction
https://voca.ro/oKx0qDbSJsG


Anyway. On to my introduction drumroll.

First a disclaimer
1) Viewer discretion is advised. You will see things that can’t be unseen and hear things that cannot be unheard. yes, it is that bad.
2) I sincerely apologize to Mr Rapper Dude for butchering his song. Who would have thought that a white rural Floridian chick couldn’t rap. Yes, even Karen is looking at Becky drinking her pumpkin spice latte, waiting for the manager, going “OMG Becky, could this chick be any more white”.
3) Views expressed in this production are expressed solely by my tits and I. Lit or thread owners are released of any responsibility
4) If you or any viewers are butthurt, you can send letters to my tits at Iambutthurtandhaveladycramps@gmail.com attention Tittyofmammothproportion and Slagathor. If only offended by one tit, Slagathor is the left one and Tittyofmammothproportion is the right one. They will give your concerns all the consideration they deserve.
Anyway, without further ado put your hands together as we welcome this years winner of whatever I am introducing.
https://www.***********/s/cikmp7x6u1j1gtt/V_20200302_1253.mp4?dl=0

and of course, my duties as the bouncer of titties






then the ending titty applause


or video version
https://www.***********/s/m2apr7swzuuytm3/V_20200322_1932244.mp4?dl=0

then my after party outfit, which of course like 2 seconds after the taking this picture, the fed ex guy came. Seriously, I need to stop unintentionally sexually harassing delivery guys. I need like text alerts when they are near



and a Titty after party wardrobe malfunction.


and now you are caught up on my sunday selfies.

(Waits for someone to click their fingers and tell me I’m back in the room)

Damn your titties bouncing like that are so damn hypnotic and damn beautiful to look at, I can never tire of seeing them

 

[Matt12191982]

I had a nice, quick reprieve of Day 6 of this flu by getting under the blankets and masturbating to your bouncy titties, enabling me to sweat a bit. Thanks!

 

[clark_kent]

and now happy monday. um, boob drop style?



hope y'all have a good Monday. or at least a not too sucky Monday.

I could really use a good boob drop right now. I am more than willing to risk physical harm from them dropping (or smacking as the case may be) on me repeatedly as it would help me get through the litany of Zoom meetings. A veritable Disney World of boob rides if you will. A cornucopia of boob bouncing roller coaster thrills (too bad you don’t like them because a video of you topless on a roller coaster would be epic).
Anyway, I hope you are having a great day, washing your hands and staying healthy.

 

[Todger65]

and now happy monday. um, boob drop style?

http://i.imgur.com/MzVdoxv.gif

hope y'all have a good Monday. or at least a not too sucky Monday.

The only suck I would be interested in, is on your nipples.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Congratulations on your wins!! Well deserved indeed.
THANK YOU SO MUCH for your bouncing boobs.
I love your boobs and I could honestly not get enough of them. If I was quarantined up with you, I'd just bury my face anywhere you wanted it... but definitely curling up with those breasts would be on my list

 

[engineerhottie]

My outside appearance is painfully normal. I work at a nerdy soul sucking job. I run 12-miles a week. I go to the gym. I have a wife who gives me vanilla missionary sex once a year, maybe twice if it is a good year, whether I need it or not. I have a daughter who is a senior in high school. I live in a great house in a great neighborhood.

As you have probably guessed, since I am on this website, looks can be very deceiving.

As you may be aware, the body gets what the body wants. My subconscious loves to fantasize. It sizes the clit of the 60-something ringing up my groceries. It wonders if the woman in Target who has the two preschoolers in tow is thinking about having her clit cleaned by an anxious tongue. If she secretly longs for a tongue darting in and out of her hungry ass. It is automatically aroused by nips behind a sports bra or a grandmother’s brassier.

I find myself watching and studying anything with a pussy.

The coed in the skirt loading her groceries, the accountant eating her sandwich on a park bench in her sundress, the skater in the short shorts, the playful touch of the young couple at the coffee shop and the runner stopping to tug at her spandex are all my classroom.

Why does she tug?

Is it an itch? Why does she itch. Did she see someone? Was it a memory of the first time her clit was kissed, caressed? Did a bead of moisture form in a deep fold in her clit? Has it began drying and irritating a lonely nerve ending. Has her body gotten the wrong signal? Did her body forget it was only a run?

What if all pretense was dropped? Would she drag me to the alley? Would she throw me on the ground, pull down her spandex, squat on my face and order me to clean all of those irritants from the folds. Would she move her rosebud to my tongue?

Well, that is how I think. Maybe you do too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You have so fun doing these posts and I have such a uplifting experience watching them. Thank you keep me up....I mean keep it up.

thanks
yes, it is a fun break from the monotony of my day and I do indeed plan to keep it up

Thank you for all the hot pics of your sexiness that you post!

Thanks. you are quite welcome

(Waits for someone to click their fingers and tell me I’m back in the room)

Damn your titties bouncing like that are so damn hypnotic and damn beautiful to look at, I can never tire of seeing them

thanks. and um send wine.

I had a nice, quick reprieve of Day 6 of this flu by getting under the blankets and masturbating to your bouncy titties, enabling me to sweat a bit. Thanks!

well that sucks, glad you found something to enjoy though. The release of endorphins does take a bit of the edge off.

I could really use a good boob drop right now. I am more than willing to risk physical harm from them dropping (or smacking as the case may be) on me repeatedly as it would help me get through the litany of Zoom meetings. A veritable Disney World of boob rides if you will. A cornucopia of boob bouncing roller coaster thrills (too bad you don’t like them because a video of you topless on a roller coaster would be epic).
Anyway, I hope you are having a great day, washing your hands and staying healthy.

ah yes meetings. I am on Teams a lot myself. Hope my boobs improved it a little. I do go on roller coasters sometimes, I just don't like to lol. maybe it would be more fun topless.

The only suck I would be interested in, is on your nipples.

not a bad idea, not at all

Congratulations on your wins!! Well deserved indeed.
THANK YOU SO MUCH for your bouncing boobs.
I love your boobs and I could honestly not get enough of them. If I was quarantined up with you, I'd just bury my face anywhere you wanted it... but definitely curling up with those breasts would be on my list

thanks, it was a very fun thread. And my cats seem to think they are comfy.

My outside appearance is painfully normal. I work at a nerdy soul sucking job. I run 12-miles a week. I go to the gym. I have a wife who gives me vanilla missionary sex once a year, maybe twice if it is a good year, whether I need it or not. I have a daughter who is a senior in high school. I live in a great house in a great neighborhood.

As you have probably guessed, since I am on this website, looks can be very deceiving.

As you may be aware, the body gets what the body wants. My subconscious loves to fantasize. It sizes the clit of the 60-something ringing up my groceries. It wonders if the woman in Target who has the two preschoolers in tow is thinking about having her clit cleaned by an anxious tongue. If she secretly longs for a tongue darting in and out of her hungry ass. It is automatically aroused by nips behind a sports bra or a grandmother’s brassier.

I find myself watching and studying anything with a pussy.

The coed in the skirt loading her groceries, the accountant eating her sandwich on a park bench in her sundress, the skater in the short shorts, the playful touch of the young couple at the coffee shop and the runner stopping to tug at her spandex are all my classroom.

Why does she tug?

Is it an itch? Why does she itch. Did she see someone? Was it a memory of the first time her clit was kissed, caressed? Did a bead of moisture form in a deep fold in her clit? Has it began drying and irritating a lonely nerve ending. Has her body gotten the wrong signal? Did her body forget it was only a run?

What if all pretense was dropped? Would she drag me to the alley? Would she throw me on the ground, pull down her spandex, squat on my face and order me to clean all of those irritants from the folds. Would she move her rosebud to my tongue?

Well, that is how I think. Maybe you do too.

I understand, though I am not near as one track or gender biased, I wonder all sorts of things constantly about everyone and everything I see. Sometimes sexual, often not.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Well happy monday. First I will start with cross posting of all the things from the titties. I like to keep everything together as if I am looking for something, I can just keyword search my threads.

first I official have titties (as in plural now) Yeah, don't ask how I bribed the magic wheel, just leave it at I spun it real hard, several times

I already shared the one for my many wardrobe malfunctions
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=91973817&postcount=164

for posting the most titties on the thread


for a bizarre rebuttal

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=90398046#post90398046

and for my talented boobies

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=92001776&postcount=7774

I also presented a few awards, which included some voice and a video with a disclaimer. here is that weirdness
Just a little voice introduction
https://voca.ro/oKx0qDbSJsG


Anyway. On to my introduction drumroll.

First a disclaimer
1) Viewer discretion is advised. You will see things that can’t be unseen and hear things that cannot be unheard. yes, it is that bad.
2) I sincerely apologize to Mr Rapper Dude for butchering his song. Who would have thought that a white rural Floridian chick couldn’t rap. Yes, even Karen is looking at Becky drinking her pumpkin spice latte, waiting for the manager, going “OMG Becky, could this chick be any more white”.
3) Views expressed in this production are expressed solely by my tits and I. Lit or thread owners are released of any responsibility
4) If you or any viewers are butthurt, you can send letters to my tits at Iambutthurtandhaveladycramps@gmail.com attention Tittyofmammothproportion and Slagathor. If only offended by one tit, Slagathor is the left one and Tittyofmammothproportion is the right one. They will give your concerns all the consideration they deserve.
Anyway, without further ado put your hands together as we welcome this years winner of whatever I am introducing.
https://www.***********/s/cikmp7x6u1j1gtt/V_20200302_1253.mp4?dl=0

and of course, my duties as the bouncer of titties






then the ending titty applause


or video version
https://www.***********/s/m2apr7swzuuytm3/V_20200322_1932244.mp4?dl=0

then my after party outfit, which of course like 2 seconds after the taking this picture, the fed ex guy came. Seriously, I need to stop unintentionally sexually harassing delivery guys. I need like text alerts when they are near



and a Titty after party wardrobe malfunction.


and now you are caught up on my sunday selfies.

Your wardrobe malfunctions are always welcome.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You have a sexy singing voice and a very hot and sexy body.

well thanks. though I would describe my singing voice more along the lines of ritual feline sacrifice than along the lines of sexy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Your wardrobe malfunctions are always welcome.

that is good, as I have no doubt that they will continue to happen

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Congratulations on your awardS!

I, personally, would like to thank the academy that trained you to be so awesome and sexy!

That's a thing right?

That is what gets taught in all girls academies?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Congratulations on your awardS!

I, personally, would like to thank the academy that trained you to be so awesome and sexy!

That's a thing right?

That is what gets taught in all girls academies?

well thanks. Never went to an all girls school. I will say in my younger years though, a few strippers did spend some time trying to teach me the whole sexy thing, but it always just ended up with very exasperated strippers.

 

[kdunn762012]

You really don't have to work to be sexy. You exude sexiness by justa being you. Your attitude, personality and quite obviously your body are just overtly sexual. You're also an exhibitionist perv, which is nuclear hot.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You really don't have to work to be sexy. You exude sexiness by justa being you. Your attitude, personality and quite obviously your body are just overtly sexual. You're also an exhibitionist perv, which is nuclear hot.

Well thanks. Though I think most people think of sexy as classy, elegant, graceful, reserved, agreeable, refined. Then there is me...loud, smart ass, usually dressed frumpy but bright, 50/50 something might be on inside out, and will challenge you to see who can shotgun a beer faster. oh and the exhibitionist perv. So not the standard definition of sexy.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

I have seen exasperated strippers, it is not a pleasant sight.

But the look they give me when I say 'no' might be very different than the one you got when you could not lope around in 8" platform heels.

 

[blade_rocknut]

My outside appearance is painfully normal. I work at a nerdy soul sucking job. I run 12-miles a week. I go to the gym. I have a wife who gives me vanilla missionary sex once a year, maybe twice if it is a good year, whether I need it or not. I have a daughter who is a senior in high school. I live in a great house in a great neighborhood.

As you have probably guessed, since I am on this website, looks can be very deceiving.

As you may be aware, the body gets what the body wants. My subconscious loves to fantasize. It sizes the clit of the 60-something ringing up my groceries. It wonders if the woman in Target who has the two preschoolers in tow is thinking about having her clit cleaned by an anxious tongue. If she secretly longs for a tongue darting in and out of her hungry ass. It is automatically aroused by nips behind a sports bra or a grandmother’s brassier.

I find myself watching and studying anything with a pussy.

The coed in the skirt loading her groceries, the accountant eating her sandwich on a park bench in her sundress, the skater in the short shorts, the playful touch of the young couple at the coffee shop and the runner stopping to tug at her spandex are all my classroom.

Why does she tug?

Is it an itch? Why does she itch. Did she see someone? Was it a memory of the first time her clit was kissed, caressed? Did a bead of moisture form in a deep fold in her clit? Has it began drying and irritating a lonely nerve ending. Has her body gotten the wrong signal? Did her body forget it was only a run?

What if all pretense was dropped? Would she drag me to the alley? Would she throw me on the ground, pull down her spandex, squat on my face and order me to clean all of those irritants from the folds. Would she move her rosebud to my tongue?

Well, that is how I think. Maybe you do too.

Clits have folds, now? Wtf; why did I not receive that memo?

Fuck.
Maybe my vision went bad long before I realized.

 

[blade_rocknut]

well thanks. Never went to an all girls school. I will say in my younger years though, a few strippers did spend some time trying to teach me the whole sexy thing, but it always just ended up with very exasperated strippers.

Now, see...that's the show I wanna watch in the strip club!

 

[kdunn762012]

Sexy is also subjective. And the way you described yourself, sexy.