Dangers of oral sex

finally, a place to share this story

ok, this did not happen to me, but to a friend of mine - jackie. she calls this her "death by pussy story" i guess i should start out by saying that she's a lesbian. this will clear up any pronoun confusions in the future.

jackie and her girlfriend were enjoying a romantic candelit bath together when jackie wanted to give a little pleasure. so, after a little bit of sloshing and adjusting, jackie was positioned between the girl's legs. now, the water level was low enough that jackie could hold the girl's hips up and eat her out without being submerged. this continued on for a while, when, as is prone to happening, the girl came. in her orgasmic throes, her thighs clamped jackie's head and pulled her under water. jackie, muffled by muff, was unable to indicate that she was being drowned, and the girl - lost completly in the magnificant tonguework of jackie, totally failed to notice that she was suffocating her lover. eventually, jackie's splashy flailing indicated that something was terribly awry, and the girl released her vice-grip thighs. gasping for air, jackie emerged from the near death by drowning in pussy with a new lesson learned.

so don't eat out your girlfriend in your bathtub - you do so at your own peril! :p
 
Mmmmm...love bites when someone accidently uses their teeth...sometimes it feels good, but most of the time it fucking hurts...so please NO TEETH...thank you. :p
 
Semen in the eye could lead to eye infections. Be sure to either pull away or swallow it all. :: laughs ::

Oh, and a friend of mine once told me that when she was a teenager she was afraid of getting pregnant so badly her and her boyfriend used condoms for everything. She still complains that the smell of latex gives her a sick taste in her mouth. Live and learn.

Note ** They now make condoms especially for blow jobs (flavored in fact).

~Myst~
 
MystiqDrgn said:
Semen in the eye could lead to eye infections. Be sure to either pull away or swallow it all. :: laughs ::

Oh, and a friend of mine once told me that when she was a teenager she was afraid of getting pregnant so badly her and her boyfriend used condoms for everything. She still complains that the smell of latex gives her a sick taste in her mouth. Live and learn.

Note ** They now make condoms especially for blow jobs (flavored in fact).

~Myst~

Is there any chance at all of getting pregnant from giving a guy a blowjob and swallowing it all? Since they make condoms for blowjobs, I was wondering.
 
abiamarie said:
Is there any chance at all of getting pregnant from giving a guy a blowjob and swallowing it all? Since they make condoms for blowjobs, I was wondering.

The condom is for protection against sexually transmitted diseases that can be transferred via fluids.

The only way I can conceive of getting pregnant by giving a blow job is by litterally taking the semen and putting it within the vagina. I doubt this is effective but wouldn't be surprised if it happened.
~M~
 
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