DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Kelleebabestoo]

Just close your eyes...pretend.

 

[willlph]

Just close your eyes...pretend.

sex by braille is fun

 

[Kelleebabestoo]

mmm reading lips...both sets!

 

[GallantWriter]

You are just so awful

 

[Rj_1954]

Please suck my smelly socks

 

[Kelleebabestoo]

"You sure this is legal?"

 

[willlph]

Dumpster sex is the best

 

[Rj_1954]

Hump me in the Morgue

 

[EbersMoll]

You’re wearing an ankle tag?!

 

[Coyote100]

The police are after me.

 

[EctoJohn]

Did you clean the toilet?

 

[Rj_1954]

I licked clean for you

(Strange things a sub will do)

 

[joe432]

Hey the Walmart bathrooms free

 

[Rj_1954]

They're not as much fun...

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

Your sister does that better

 

[Rj_1954]

My sister is unfortunately deceased

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

My sister is unfortunately deceased

And still she was livelier

 

[JackKingOff]

I flunked grammar n punctuation!!!

 

[EctoJohn]

I would like a divorce.

 

[Rj_1954]

You're not eligible for it

 

[EctoJohn]

We were on a break!

 

[willlph]

My crab infestation almost cured

 

[EctoJohn]

Did you brush your teeth?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Did you brush your teeth?

Tooth

 

[willlph]

Did you brush your teeth?

You mean tooth ?