DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[EbersMoll]

Did you brush your teeth?

Can’t brush what ain’t there.

 

[JackKingOff]

What was it you like?

 

[EctoJohn]

(How did three of you have a reply to that?)

 

[ImpishSeraph]

What's that green stuff between your cock and balls? *lick*

 

[Qky75]

What's that green stuff between your cock and balls? *lick*

You drink grape lots too?!?

 

[Rj_1954]

Having surgery on my cock

 

[Qky75]

Cunnilingus? You are menstruating? Sure!

 

[Rj_1954]

Booked passage on the Titanic

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Booked passage on the Titanic

Good think you made it off. How old are you?

 

[Qky75]

Good think you made it off. How old are you?

Can you count to five

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Can you count to five

Is that how long it takes you to nut?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Three inches … s’all I need.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

So you both are 3 inches? Or are you making fun of my ex?

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm unable to ejaculate anything

 

[EctoJohn]

I think I have Covid.
(I don't, just saying it to de-arouse.)

 

[Rj_1954]

My cockroach collection broke open...

I had over five thousand...

 

[EctoJohn]

Who the hell are you?

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm me, who are you...

 

[EctoJohn]

Okay, now I am bored.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

That ghost is hung better than you! Don't put him in the proton pack!

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I really find pickleball sexy.

 

[EctoJohn]

Reminds me of my ex.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Redrum, redrum, redrum we can have a foursome

 

[Rj_1954]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, ewww bugs

 

[EctoJohn]

That was a nice fart.