DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[EctoJohn]

So sue me for errors

I'll see you in court.

 

[Daddoo]

Are you in me yet?

 

[Rj_1954]

You feel like gritty sandpaper...

 

[EctoJohn]

You have a sexy dog.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Kamala Harris & Donald Trump

 

[FunBamaMan]

Kamala Harris & Donald Trump

My dick just shriveled up

 

[RIPAphrodite]

My dick just shriveled up

Then my work here is done

 

[EctoJohn]

Can I borrow a penny?

 

[Daddoo]

It’s time you finished up.

 

[Rj_1954]

Your pussy fleas, go away

 

[EctoJohn]

It's not me, it's you.

 

[vibes]

My bum itches real bad

 

[Rj_1954]

I just pissed my self

 

[Rj_1954]

Accidents happen to old people

 

[EctoJohn]

Would you be my elf?

 

[Trubbycat]

My scab is bleeding again

 

[Rj_1954]

My pustules are alive again

 

[EctoJohn]

Put on a shirt now.

 

[Rj_1954]

Just barfed, gimme a kiss

 

[UsuallyPresent]

There can be only three!

 

[Trubbycat]

My mother’s staying with us

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your Rabbi wants to talk.

 

[EctoJohn]

Check out my new scooter!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ewwwwww... Are those pubic lice?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Nah, just mini-maggots. Why?