DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Rj_1954]

I've got rampaging crotch rot!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

That’s not your crotch, dude

 

[EctoJohn]

It sure smells like cheese.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Oh god… Limburger . . . moldy Limburger

 

[EctoJohn]

Should I invite your mother?

 

[Rj_1954]

Daddy is a master Dom

 

[dawn_of_night]

Where's the cake and ice cream?

 

[Rj_1954]

It's in trash, food poisoning!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Does this pus smell bad?

 

[Rj_1954]

Hello, I'm baaaaaackk again & again

 

[Hypnobitch01]

How big is your dad?

 

[trinething1ns]

This rash burns so badly

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Then stop igniting it, goof!

 

[trinething1ns]

My rash or the farts?

 

[Rj_1954]

I still smell you! Good!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

mah hwhol fathe ith numm

 

[EctoJohn]

Check out my pet crabs.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Check out my new Van!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hey, mister - where’re your condoms?

 

[Deadbed1968]

That’s not cum…It’s pus.

 

[EctoJohn]

Am I allergic to you?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your ‘allergies’ are really contagious!

 

[Photog1rl]

Ummm, are you done yet?

 

[Btq97]

Was thinking of your mom.

 

[Rj_1954]

Why am I still awake?