DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Rj_1954]

Packages delivered in the rear.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I did not shower today

 

[EctoJohn]

Why should I even care?

 

[EctoJohn]

Aren't you a bit old?

 

[Rj_1954]

I just had penile surgery

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Sawzall? Check. Surgery's now open!

 

[Scarred65]

I prefer non human partners

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"Verified nonsentient" - OK! Let's fuck!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

And your bank balance is?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I charge by the hour…

 

[Rj_1954]

She was only a whore

 

[UsuallyPresent]

He was 'just a jiggalo'

 

[PassionsFlame]

Play with my toe fungus

 

[Rj_1954]

I just vomited, kiss me...

 

[EctoJohn]

So then, was that all?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

*yawn* Why'd you wake me?

 

[Wombat69123]

I have some great ointment

 

[EctoJohn]

Let's try it like crabs!

 

[Wombat69123]

The venus flytrap needs feeding

 

[Rj_1954]

Don't look at my rash

 

[naughty_stories]

Doctor said its not contagious.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Orgasms make me feel gassy

 

[Trubbycat]

I scream MOMMY during sex

 

[EctoJohn]

My flirting is AI generated.

 

[Rj_1954]

Squirt my pimples like cum...