DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Deadfreak]

Grandpa gave me his condom

 

[Rj_1954]

Grandma gave me her permission

 

[EctoJohn]

Don't worry, it's perfectly legal.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Rule 42 isn't a guide

 

[Rj_1954]

My pus boil just exploded!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm just too, too big

 

[EctoJohn]

Just ignore those porn sites.

 

[Divindisguise]

Hers feels just like yours

 

[Rj_1954]

Watch out for her lumps

 

[Trubbycat]

Your mom is watching us

 

[EctoJohn]

Your mom is watching us

That's because I invited her.

 

[Rj_1954]

Necrophilia is my new kink...

 

[EctoJohn]

Smash or pass; your cat.

 

[Rj_1954]

Slow ride in my minibus

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Lube? No, I use butter …

 

[ydahecnot]

Hit it? Quitting it instead

 

[EctoJohn]

I want to break up.

 

[Rj_1954]

My brownies are coming out

 

[EctoJohn]

Divorces are pretty cheap now.

 

[Coyote100]

Have you met my wife?

 

[EctoJohn]

Was I suppose to answer?

 

[Divindisguise]

If I cry, ignore it

 

[Divindisguise]

What is your name again?

 

[Rj_1954]

Guess it if you can

 

[EctoJohn]

Can I use a coupon?