Deal breakers...what are yours?

Currently having a husband. (Ex-husbands don't necessarily bother me - unless you killed them.)
Currently having children. (Dead kids don't bother me, even if you killed them. Yo, Casey Anthony, give me a call!)
Currently, previously, or at any point in the future having a dick.
 
Smelling like Nicotine, overpowering perfume(any kind), make- up smears and phony laughs..you have to be the sharpest knife in the drawer with me..!
 
I won't accept anyone who can't scream "Ooooh, BETSY!" at the top of their lungs as they cum.

My name is not Betsy. But fuck it turns me on.
 
Liars
Manipulators
Whiners

You know the people where nothing is ever good enough. You don’t give them enough time, enough compliments...like your whole world is suppose to revolve around them.
 
No sense of humor.
Dislikes cats.
Needs a drink or a joint to have a good time.
Being one of those insufferable "woke" cunts.
 
Belief systems that are mostly based on conspiracy theories. Just. Can't.
 
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