Dear Jogger-Person

[Guest]

ahhh.. the silence at 4am did not escape my notice. i can not tell you how very happy i am that i do not have to lay out trip wire for my itinerant one legged jogger fiend.

simply put, as happy as i would be if the fucker never came by my house again.. i know id feel guilty as hell.

i might just leave a light box out by the side of the road with a single dr. sholl's padded insole..

think she might get the hint??

 

[lucky-E-leven]

ahhh.. the silence at 4am did not escape my notice. i can not tell you how very happy i am that i do not have to lay out trip wire for my itinerant one legged jogger fiend.

simply put, as happy as i would be if the fucker never came by my house again.. i know id feel guilty as hell.

i might just leave a light box out by the side of the road with a single dr. sholl's padded insole..

think she might get the hint??

I'm not sure you're working with someone that's got full use of all their logic, babe. Anyone running at 4 o'clock in the morning has a few screws loose. The shoe insert sounds logical enough to you and I, but she could very well find it and think,"What kind of moron would get me a shoe insert for a foot I don't even have!"

Unfortunately, I'm sure the noise of her gait is the last thing on her mind. Perhaps you could line the road with banana peels. At least, you'd get a good laugh and if you taped it, could win some money for the funny videos show. At most, she'd start taking a different route on her run and you'd be spared the cy-clop clippity clop.

Just random, directionless morning thoughts.

~lucky

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Actually, the insole idea is a good one, if you have enough patience.

I would use two insoles, just in case he thinks it’s a present for his good foot.

First, make certain that you impregnate both insoles with termite larvae.

Within a week or two your runner's leg will be condemned, if it doesn't actually collapse at some point in his jogging route.

Of course the fates may be against you. You could either be pestered next by a one-legged jogger hopping past your window at 4:00 A. M., or a former jogger bumming around in front of your house.

Life just isn't fair!

 

[Guest]

Hey, Vella, go get yourself an assault rifle. I hear they're all rage over there now, because of some law that's just lapsed today.

That'll sort yer jogger out.

Crazy fucking country!!!!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Crazy fucking country!!!!

Spot on, Loulou.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Originally posted by vella_ms One, metal spring prothetic leg.

BOING! *pause* BOING! *pause* BOING! *pause* BOING! ...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Dear Jogger-Person

BOING! *pause* BOING! *pause* BOING! *pause* BOING! ...

What goes, Clip-clop-clip-clop-clip-clop BANG! Clip-clop-clip-clop-clip-clop BANG! ?

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An Amish drive by.

 

[doormouse]

clip CLOP clip CLOP clip CLOP

err... maybe after vella has bashed her senseless with her leg it'll be...

clip HOP clip HOP clip HOP

I'm that poor jogger woman to my neighbours LOL

They must hate my music

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Dear Jogger-Person

BOING! *pause* BOING! *pause* BOING! *pause* BOING! ...

too fricken funny.. i can so see that ...

the image of a ton of black greesy banana peels all over the street is just too much. i rather like the idea. it would keep away gawkers stop and inhibit one legged runners.

awesome... contacting chaquita as we speak