Dear Litster, once more

Dear Greedy and Slut,

I’m eating the chips I found on someone’s shoulder, and I always share.

Yours,
Fara
 
Dear Lit Chicks And Tnman03

Please pass the chips. I brought dip.

Also, please send the Bitch and Slut lists. Honestly, some people say that like Its a bad thing. Usually women with those lables are fun to be around.

Enjoying the ride Litster.
 
Dear Lit Chicks And Tnman03

Please pass the chips. I brought dip.

Also, please send the Bitch and Slut lists. Honestly, some people say that like Its a bad thing. Usually women with those lables are fun to be around.

Enjoying the ride Litster.

Dear Ride,

*whispers*
Those 2 lists have a lot of overlap...

Signed,
chippy
 
Dear Greedy and Slut,

I’m eating the chips I found on someone’s shoulder, and I always share.

Yours,
Fara

can I have some chips too?

*wondering which list I am gonna show up on*

maybe the bossy list?

Signed,
Hungry for chips, but no appetite for drama, slightly bossy litster
 
Dear ignorant bitch Litster, kindly fuck off and leave me out of your bullshit. You might think you're all that and a bag of chips, but you're just a nobody like the rest of us.

Whoa whoa whoa... Fara might be ignorant and she might be a bitch but... wait, where were we?
(I’m kidding Fara)

Dear Nobody,

Don’t reply to me in threads and I won’t reply to you. Capice?

Signed,
ignorant bitch Litster

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ColorfulPinkGerenuk-size_restricted.gif
 
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There’s an ignorant bitch list? I knew about the Lit Slut list from a couple years ago, I somehow made that one.
*wonders if I’ll make this one, too.... 🤔😲

Dear Slut and Possible Ignorant Bitch,

I’ve got lots of lists.

Ignorant bitch
Ignorant dick
Ignorant guys
Ignorant girls
Ignorant cunts
Ignorant sluts

We should have a new thread, no?

Cheers,

Pmann
 
can I have some chips too?

*wondering which list I am gonna show up on*

maybe the bossy list?

Signed,
Hungry for chips, but no appetite for drama, slightly bossy litster

Dear Hung/Dram/Boss,

That’s called the Momme List. It means you check up on people and have pictures of body parts on your phone with the words IS THIS INFECTED??!
I’m on that List, too.
Some may even say it’s a Klickque.

Yours,
We’re Gonna Need a Lotta Lists.
 
Dear playground...
I saw 2 of my favorite words... bossy and chips.
What did I miss?
~late to the party but I have wine Litster
 
Dear Hung/Dram/Boss,

That’s called the Momme List. It means you check up on people and have pictures of body parts on your phone with the words IS THIS INFECTED??!
I’m on that List, too.
Some may even say it’s a Klickque.

Yours,
We’re Gonna Need a Lotta Lists.

wait - you have pictures like that on YOUR phone too?
right next to the super kinky wax, CMNF, hair pulling and rope bondage pics????

Signed,
confused, but definitely not your mother, Litster.

Dear playground...
I saw 2 of my favorite words... bossy and chips.
What did I miss?
~late to the party but I have wine Litster

oh good!! wine!!!

I totally need a glass (or two)

Signed,

always down for a glass of wine with my girl friends, Litster
 
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Dear Nobody,

Don’t reply to me in threads and I won’t reply to you. Capice?

Signed,
ignorant bitch Litster

There’s an ignorant bitch list? I knew about the Lit Slut list from a couple years ago, I somehow made that one.
*wonders if I’ll make this one, too.... 🤔😲

Dear Greedy Ignorant Bitch Litster,

Hey! Save some chips for the rest of us! 😜

Signed,
I wanna be an Ignorant Bitch too Litster

Dear playground...
I saw 2 of my favorite words... bossy and chips.
What did I miss?
~late to the party but I have wine Litster

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e188659a9969e597173fd9af322c1e64/tumblr_owg5ff8GYi1vtx6eao1_1280.jpg
 
wait - you have pictures like that on YOUR phone too?
right next to the super kinky wax, CMNF, hair pulling and rope bondage pics????

Signed,
confused, but definitely not your mother, Litster.



oh good!! wine!!!

I totally need a glass (or two)

Signed,

always down for a glass of wine with my girl friends, Litster

Dear Drinks together..,
Please post the bolder in my new thread pretty please
~Kinda pyro tink
 
Dear Cock Gobbling Ho Litser,

No. I’m not sending you a picture of my perfect cock. You greedy little sluts just want to objectify men’s manhoods and I won’t be a party to it. It’s the time for women to realize that men aren’t just there for your diddling pleasure. Grow the fuck up you cum guzzling gutter slut.

More than just a cock

Ps: nice tits, you still want that tribute pic Sugar Tits?
 
Dear Cock Gobbling Ho Litser,

No. I’m not sending you a picture of my perfect cock. You greedy little sluts just want to objectify men’s manhoods and I won’t be a party to it. It’s the time for women to realize that men aren’t just there for your diddling pleasure. Grow the fuck up you cum guzzling gutter slut.

More than just a cock

Ps: nice tits, you still want that tribute pic Sugar Tits?

#HimToo
 
Dear Funny People,

Thank you for a funny ride home,

See you bitches later
 
Dear Arrogance Personified,

You're a judgemental, arrogant arsehole. I have no more to say.
 
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