Dear Litster, once more

[LikeableMe]

Dear Litster,

I miss you. What changed?

Wondering Litster

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear Dick litster,

I have put you on ignore and would have reported you to the mods if bfg hadn't beat me too it. There is no place for incest or rape postings here. It's against the law and it's against lit forum rules. And, to answer your question...NOT hot AT ALL.

Signed,

Still amazed by how idiotic people can be Litster

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Dick litster,

I have put you on ignore and would have reported you to the mods if bfg hadn't beat me too it. There is no place for incest or rape postings here. It's against the law and it's against lit forum rules. And, to answer your question...NOT hot AT ALL.

Signed,

Still amazed by how idiotic people can be Litster

Can you clarify which dick lister? I get an alarm when someone types those words.

 

[tolyk]

Can you clarify which dick lister? I get an alarm when someone types those words.

Okay, now that's some funny shit right there

 

[cascadiabound]

Can you clarify which dick lister? I get an alarm when someone types those words.

You are not on iggy, so, definitely not you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay, now that's some funny shit right there

Gracias.

You are not on iggy, so, definitely not you.

Good for you. You’d be missing out on some brilliant stuff.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear my missing piece Lister,

I don't know when you will read this, but I am thankful every day that I met you. I'm thankful of our trips, our vacation to Denver. I'm wistful to see the world together. Thank you for bringing your light into my world.

Your blacksmith

Ps. I hope you are comfortable posting again soon

Dear Forge.

I guess I'm back.
I am thankful every day that I met you as well. I wanna go back to Denver.
Thank you for keeping my sparkle going when I can't.

Your Tink.

 

[cascadiabound]

Gracias.

Good for you. You’d be missing out on some brilliant stuff.

Oh Lord P.
Your brilliance is blinding me.

 

[AveryElle]

Dear Litster,
I will be there for you to complain to, cry to, or for you to try to get me to open up. Even though I won't. It's what girlfriends do.

love,
aVery

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear carbonara Litster,

I thought of you today as I was grating the Grana Padano.

Saluti e baci,

Currently north of the mountains Litster

 

[Plane_Guy]

Dear NB Lit-ster,

It's been nice for me as well, but I think I hear the bell. We better hurry back to class before we get stuck in the hallway...

Sincerely,
If I've gotta go to detention with you; at least I'll be in good company. lol

 

[Lothario1956]

Dear you

Waking up to those three simple words made me smile big time.

Yours

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Dear Litster,

I’m still very much on the fence, but I am really hoping we can make it work and reconnect.

An Eternal Optimist

 

[Shi_One81]

Dear Litsters,

I know I’m not the only one who’s had photos stolen, so I wanted to pass this on...
My best friend had a guy she stopped seeing send photos from her Fetlife and that she’d posted on Kik to her work. Her employer told her to go to the cops, she did and this fucktard is now facing 2nd degree harassment charges. I wish he’d be facing more, but it’s something. Don’t steal photos and if someone threatens you and your job with your photos, turn them in to your local police department.

 

[Guyblue82]

Holy shit, that's completely insane! Sorry you and your friend had to go through that. But good that the guy is facing real consequences.

Oh uh...

Sincerely,
Italian Guy Litster

That is crazy and I hope those those real consequences really suck for him. I feel like the Justice scale is never balanced for this kind of shot though unfortunately

 

[Acktion]

Dear Guilty Conscience,

It is so incredibly cute that you thought that was about you. Then again, that is how you have always been. Everything must be about you, right? Even the sunrise and sunset are just for you.

Frankly, I haven't thought about you in weeks. Not since what you termed "our disagreement." That's an interesting term for when you hit me in the face with a baseball bat, ground my nuts under your heel, spat in my face, and stalked away.

By the way, your "apologies" are weak. First of all, adding "but" completely negates everything that came before it. Second, don't fill it with excuses for your shitty egocentric behavior and expect anyone to believe you are sincere. Last, when you are apologizing for your behavior, don't continue to attack by manufacturing imagined behaviors on the part of the other that "prove" they deserved what you did.

I don't bear you any ill will. I honestly wish you the best of luck with your husband. Or your Master. Or your Sir. Or your Daddy. Or... well, whichever of your list of digital dildoes. However, you will have to find yourself another safety net to catch you when they let you down again. Another teddy bear to take down off the shelf and soak with your tears until something more interesting comes along.

sincerely,
already gone

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Too Busy,
You were gone for awhile and I missed our chats. You came back. Different. Not better. And to think I wasted all that time worrying about what happened to you.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear ignorant bitch Litster, kindly fuck off and leave me out of your bullshit. You might think you're all that and a bag of chips, but you're just a nobody like the rest of us.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear ignorant bitch Litster, kindly fuck off and leave me out of your bullshit. You might think you're all that and a bag of chips, but you're just a nobody like the rest of us.

Dear Nobody,

Don’t reply to me in threads and I won’t reply to you. Capice?

Signed,
ignorant bitch Litster

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear Nobody,

Don’t reply to me in threads and I won’t reply to you. Capice?

Signed,
ignorant bitch Litster

Interesting, I never mentioned a name and you assumed it was you. I don't post to you and if I did, I regret the waste of time. I guess I'll add you to the ignorant bitch list too.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Interesting, I never mentioned a name and you assumed it was you. I don't post to you and if I did, I regret the waste of time. I guess I'll add you to the ignorant bitch list too.

Oh. No. Not. That.

*eats the bag of chips*

 

[tnman03]

Dear ignorant bitch Litster, kindly fuck off and leave me out of your bullshit. You might think you're all that and a bag of chips, but you're just a nobody like the rest of us.

RC Well that's a classy thing to do insulting a woman's intelligence and calling her a dirty name. I'm sure that'll make the PG more of that fun and happy place you've been publicly lamenting on here. I know you don't want any advice but I'll toss this out. You won't get a lot of the people you want to chat or banter with you by complaining about them or insulting them. You've always been a pretty decent guy on here. Don't be ugly.

 

[Shi_One81]

Interesting, I never mentioned a name and you assumed it was you. I don't post to you and if I did, I regret the waste of time. I guess I'll add you to the ignorant bitch list too.

Oh. No. Not. That.

*eats the bag of chips*

There’s an ignorant bitch list? I knew about the Lit Slut list from a couple years ago, I somehow made that one.
*wonders if I’ll make this one, too....

 

[Shi_One81]

Oh. No. Not. That.

*eats the bag of chips*

...what kinda chips? I’ll bring the dip.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Oh. No. Not. That.

*eats the bag of chips*

Dear Greedy Ignorant Bitch Litster,

Hey! Save some chips for the rest of us!

Signed,
I wanna be an Ignorant Bitch too Litster