Dear Litster, once more

Dear Drama Queens (and Kings),

You're not impressing anyone. So turn down your fake angst and over-hyped drama. No one cares. Even your "friends" are rolling their eyes at your idiocy! So grow up!

Sincerely,

Sick of your childish shit!
 
Dear Came out of Nowhere Litster,

Questionable choice for a first post.

Just sayin' Litster
 
Hot Stuff,

Well fuck me.

Time to go back to bed. My detective skills are at an all time low.

Not Very Observant Litster

Dear Unobservant Lister

Reading back over all of the posts can be boring sometimes. So grab a snuggle buddie and turn on some tunes. :)

Sitting in the shade enjoying the weather Lister
 
Dear Litster,

Still laughing at the ‘you really went there’ gif you sent me yesterday. Thanks for being such a fun friend 👌🏻

Just don’t give a flying fuck Litster
 
Dear Resurrected Man Pretending To Be Stealthy But Not Doing A Very Good Job Of It,

:):):)

Signed,
Not A Scientist Litster
 
Dear Resurrected Man Pretending To Be Stealthy But Not Doing A Very Good Job Of It,

:):):)

Signed,
Not A Scientist Litster

Dear Not a Scientist but has Nice Beakers,

The act of observation alters the observation being taken on a quantum level. So if I were stealthy, my results might be different. :D

Signed,
Petting Schroedinger's Cat
 
Dear Closer Than Usual Litster,

Here's to a relaxing, drama free couple of weeks. Enjoy your time here.



Signed
A Hop, Skip and a Jump Away Litster
 
Dear 1% Litster,

I’m glad we both finally took the time to talk & actually listened to each other 💋

The other 1% Litster
 
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Dear you,

I thought your taste in women was better.

Sincerely,
Me
 
Dear Lit,

Imma use the vibe with bass tonight.
:heart:

Goodnight,
No treble
 
Dear Sunrise Litster,

I can't express how much better the last 10 months have been with you in my life. You always make me more and never ask for less. I'm so lucky to have you. I'm waiting for the potion to wear off. ;) You're the funniest, smartest, loveliest, sexiest guy. Happy 10 and here is to 10 more. 🍻

Love,
Your Sunset Litster

PS G has 10 sharp presents for you later. :cool::cattail:

❤️‍🩹
 
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