Dear Litster, once more

[blulilacgrl]

Dear over the rainbow Litster,

Why are you looking at me when you say that?

Done nothin Litster

Dear Done nothin'....

Awww...I could never be over you. In fact, I've been missing you and our chats a little bit. Unfortunately I've been swamped with massive amounts of shit.

I'll fill you in when I get a chance Litster.

 

[Xerxes82]

Dear Litsters,

Send boobies.

A supplicant.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Done nothin'....

Awww...I could never be over you. In fact, I've been missing you and our chats a little bit. Unfortunately I've been swamped with massive amounts of shit.

I'll fill you in when I get a chance Litster.

Dear pooped Litster,

There is a chrome handle that you push down that allows a flood of water to rush in & flush all that shit down the drain, never to be seen, heard or smelled again. It may take a few flushes but eventually....

 

[Misshotndeep]

Ouch...

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Litster,
You always make me smile.

Signed,
Me.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dearest Listening Litsters,

It's snowing, there's a hot cup of sleepy time tea waiting, and the scent of Hickory smoke is in the air. Would anyone care for a story?

In a Talky Mood

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dearest Listening Litsters,

It's snowing, there's a hot cup of sleepy time tea waiting, and the scent of Hickory smoke is in the air. Would anyone care for a story?

In a Talky Mood

Yes please!
I love to hear your voice.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Litster,

I LOLd, but I'm not going to admit it in public.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Litster,

I LOLd, but I'm not going to admit it in public.

Everyone knows you mean me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Everyone knows you mean me.

Can't have your head getting as big as your dick.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Litster,

You are (unintentionally) hilarious.

Thanks!

 

[Mtnmike]

Dear sexy litster,


I want to do dirty things with you

I also want to cuddle you

...

I want all the things


Sincerely,
Smitten Kitten

O how I wish I could cuddle and other things with a beautiful lady such as yourself

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Not My Kitten,

If I had a short list for that, you'd be on it.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Unsolicited Cockpic Senders

Keep your damn lil smokies in your pants for Christ's sake. A cock with no context is just Gonzo's face upside down.. Wait till asked.

Tired of Wankies from Wankers

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Unsolicited Cockpic Senders

Keep your damn lil smokies in your pants for Christ's sake. A cock with no context is just Gonzo's face upside down.. Wait till asked.

Tired of Wankies from Wankers

Dear Wanky,

You asked for this

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Wanky,

You asked for this

Dear You asked,

Your cock was brightly colored and standing upright like it was about to attack. I give it a 4.5 out of 10.

Sincerely,
Unimpressed

 

[Bjerget]

Dear overly hairy litster,

Please come blow up my lab again. I still have your stained lab coat.

Sincerely
A science experiment gone wrong

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear You asked,

Your cock was brightly colored and standing upright like it was about to attack. I give it a 4.5 out of 10.

Sincerely,
Unimpressed

Dear Unimpressed,
*Cue sad trombone*

Signed, Foghorn Leghorn

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dear Miles,

Was that a coffee mug you just dragged across the table?

 

[Miles Long]

Dear Miles,

Was that a coffee mug you just dragged across the table?

Dear Catherine,

Yes it was definitely that and definitely not me ripping a giant fart live on television.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dear Catherine,

Yes it was definitely that and definitely not me ripping a giant fart live on television.

https://forums.somd.com/attachments/salwell-jpg.142829/

 

[Miles Long]

https://forums.somd.com/attachments/salwell-jpg.142829/

See? Passed the sniff test!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Litster Liars,

What a horrible way to start my day.

I was in such a good mood, with so many grand plans for my weekend, and now you've gone and ruined everything!

Please never speak to me again.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Green Thumbs Litster,

It's good to have you back in my box.



Signed,
Never Thought I'd See The Day Litster

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Apologies all you Litsters. I've been a bit bitter today and let it out on the threads with attitude. I'll try to keep my personal issues to myself. Happy holidays to you, your families and friends.